Far From Home

• Fluttershy’s House , Tristan’s POV-

As I continue to  stare at the strange creature , I wonder what depth of cute hell it crawled from , then I remember the fact that it probably now has head trauma and a continuing darkening bruise right above its left ear.

“ Goddamn it … Great Tristan , you just killed  a winged horse , owned by some kind of fucking wizard. Oh great and merciful God , what would you like me to do ! “ I yell to no one.

“ NNope” Says a deep masculine voice from behind me. Before I get a chance to turn around , a freight train worth of power hits me in the back , making me head-butt yet another rock , sending me into unconsciousness.

• Somewhere in the state of Tennessee-

As I wait in line to get on the dreaded bus home , I am comforted by the thought that today was Friday and that I was heading to my friend Austin’s house . Now Austin , he knew how to have a good time , be it getting high , or drunk , or dipping while we play GTA V . But he was also a wild card, no one knew what he was thinking or about to do.  But , that is why I called him my friend. But today , I wasn’t crazy on drinking or getting high , I just wanted a good ole dip , and he had my shit. As I step on the bus , I see him sitting in the back , next to a girl that had destroyed my heart . Finding a open seat , I sit down and turn around .

“ Yo Austin , move up here with me will ya ? “

• Monday morning , Austin’s POV-

“ Goddamnit. Are you sure ? Yea , his grandmother came and got him . No ma’am , no he didn’t say anything about running away , yea you to .”  I click the ‘ END ‘ button on my phone and slide it into my pocket.  Today was already going to hell fast , Tristan was missing . As I step out to the bus stop , I hear the swerving of a car , and I turn to be met with a big ass truck .

“ Fuck”

Then Darkness….

-Unknown Location , Unknown Time –

As I awake from another nightmare , my first thought is that I don’t hear banjo’s playing , so I guess taking a dick up the ass is crossed off the lis….  Wait ….

“ WHY THE FUCK AM I NAKED!!! “  I yell , struggling to preserve what dignity I have , only to find my self tied up,  I swear if I hear banjo’s … before I can finish my train of thought , a small purple … lizard ?? Nevermind , the purple , thing , walks in and looks at me , then turns to the door way he entered from , and yells

“ Girls , I think he is awake. “

“ Well no shit Sherlock. I would applaud , but , I’m kinda tied up.. “ I say , clearly pissed off.

“ Also , Twilight , he seems to be cursing at me. Like shit and..” He is cut off by a purple … hoof ? Being shoved in his mouth faster that a Korean whore on … you know what ? Nevermind.

“ Spike , what have I told you about sayin…”

“ Uh… “ I say awkwardly , earning a burning glance at me , which egg’s me on.

“ So, Twilight was it ? I’m taking you are in BDSM type shit , eh ? Can’t resist this…” I look down at my growning gut ,and frown, damn cheese-its “ amazing specimen of Homo Saipan” I say adding a bit of a edge to Saipan, making it look dumbfounded.

“ Spike , go down and grab the girls …. “ She says

“ AND MY GODDAMN PANTS!!”  I yell as he leaves. To which he responds by tripping down the stairs.

“ Okay you , what in Celestia’s great sun are you ? “ It says to me.. Okay Tristan , time to be serious …

“ I’m Tristan , a Homo Saipan.  I would offer you a hand , but I’m naked and tied up “ I say with a sigh . She immediately blush’s  .

“ Oh my … Is it always that small … Its smaller than…”

“ Finish that sentence and I will beat you to death with a rusty spoon. “ I say in a dark tone , to which she laughs at..

“ I’m so so sorry , but … ITS SO SMALL “ She ( Assuming it’s a she)bursts out laughing at my manhood , what ?

ITS FUCKING COLD IN HERE .

“ Okay , just let my ass go so I can put on my jeans and walk off this acid trip. “ I say struggling with the bonds , finding that my right hand and left leg can be freed …. Its always nice to have a ace in the hole … Then I notice something , more … small horses are in the room, looking , no , STARING , at my naked form .. Lil me is shrinking more ...

“ Can you let me go …” I say pleading with the purple one .

“ Hmm , why should we ? You put poor Fluttershy in the hospital with a concussion , speaking of which , you aren’t fit enough to go anywhere , you have a small skull fracture and a dislocated left shoulder.” She says all without taking a breath.

“ Then why am I not in pain ? “ I say wiggling my right hand , loosening up the bonds.

“ Magic . “ She answers simply, while walking toward the other group of .. fuck it , I’m calling them ponies , and talking . As I listen in to their conversation I learn that my stuff is in a chest downstairs.

“ So , can I get dressed , and grab my stuff ? “  The stark white one gasps and nearly faints before saying ,

“ Oh goodness no , you were carrying around so many horrid blades , and that one strange looking device.. “ The rest agree. After they have idle chat , most of them leave , except the orange and blue one , apparently the strongest of the group .

“ Twiiillllliiiggghhhhtttt , plllleeeeeassssseeeee????” I beg as she shuts the door to , what I believe to be an attic.

“ No , I’m sorry , but until I get word from Celestia and Luna , your stuck as you are.”

The she is gone.

• 3  hours later –

After waiting for about three hours , I cant hear any movement , so with one swift movement , I rip my arm from the rope , and proceed to untie my self. When I get untied and walk over to the door , I realize something.

The fucking door is looked.

“GODDAMNIT”