I'm Jamie Thompson, a brony living in suburban America. Nobody understands me, though. My mom keeps telling me to grow up. I don't get it, though. I'm totally an adult. I mean, I have a full beard growing on my neck!

Anyway, I was down on my luck and despairing about my crappy life, but then a spaceship full of ponies landed by the mall. Now all of my wildest dreams are about to come true. Sometimes all we need is a little spaceship to reintroduce us to what truly makes life worth living.