Task Force Zulu: Transmission Logs and Testimonies

by Task Force Zulu

Rating: everyone
Tags: Adventure, Crossover, Random, Dark, Comedy
Length: 478

The SCP Foundation commissions a controversial and drastically low funded operation in Equestria with three makeshift rookies from the streets and one SCP supervisor.

[SCP FOUNDATION/OPERATION_FAUST/TF_ZULU/TRANSMISSIONS/[redacted]_001]

[redacted] 10:32pm - Ponyville Outskirts

Zulu: This is Zulu speaking, are you guys alright? Over.

Kilo: This is Kilo… this is Kilo speak- …this is *puking*

Zulu: Umm… If I'm correct you all might be feeling a bit sick. Well let me explain-

Pryor: Oh Jeezzuus… *puking*

Zulu: Your pony avatars anatomy is strictly vegetarian. Due to the short amount of time we had I never bothered to have you all assume a more "vegetarian" practice and because the budget of this operation-

Issac: *puking/choking* uhhggaaAHHH! *puking heavily*

Zulu: Issac?!? Somebody help Issac damn it!

Kilo: I got… *heavily breathing* I got you… holy shit… holy- *puking*

Zulu: *facepalm* Look because of the low budget of this operation we couldn't even afford basic Anti-Nausea supplements for horses WHY AM I EVEN EXPLAINING THIS YOU?! Get yourselves together and proceed to our outpost! Over and out!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-27 04:03:26 UTC

Transmission 002

[SCP FOUNDATION/OPERATION_FAUST/TF_ZULU/TRANSMISSIONS/141013.2313_002]

Kilo: Kilo to Zulu, Kilo to Zulu are you there?

Zulu: This is Zulu and say "over" rookie. Over

Pryor and Issac: *snickering*

Kilo: Oh, uh, right. I knew that.

Zulu: *sigh* This is what happens when you hire rookies. Whats your status? Over

Kilo: We got to our destination and we've come across a house which I believe is the SCP Outpost. Its in the middle of the woods, doesn't look like there's gonna be another for a couple a miles and its pretty well hidden. However, across the front of the house we got "Trixie's Funhouse" written... no spray-painted.

Zulu: ...and? Over

Kilo: ...uh and... this is normal? The writting?

Zulu: No Kilo... and?! "Over".

Kilo: ...And... what? So this is the place?

Zulu: You know what?! Disregard the "over" command. Kilo obviously has problems following simple instructions.

Pryor and Issac: *laughter*

Kilo: Oh... oops.

Zulu: Give me a minute

[1min,10sec forward]

Kilo: ... and after that I was like-

Zulu: Kilo!

Kilo: Uh?! Yes Sir?

Pryor and Issac: *laughter*

Zulu: *sigh* Intel confirms your description. You three are a few miles North of Ponyville where any contact is unlikely. However, this building wasn't given a title or written display of any kind like you described. "Trixie's Fun... house" is this correct?

Kilo: This is correct... and over.

Pryor and Issac: *laughter*

Zulu: You guys are killing me.

Kilo: Okay guys that's enough! Wouldn't want Zulu to completely lose faith in us.

Zulu: I'm betting everything on you guys to save Equestria and to end this chaos... so I can't afford to do that. Do we understand each other?

Kilo: Of course, Zulu. We might be rookies but we got what it takes. Knowing us I have no doubt... and of course the solemn trait is something we are still working on.

Zulu: That reassuring. Anyways because we never titled or altered the appearance of the outpost it is safe to assume that it has been compromised. Breach and secure the building to locate any SCP equipment and munitions. You are all going to need it due to the nature of this mission and more importantly for being inexperienced. After that we are going to need that Outpost destroyed simply for having been discovered. Mobile Task Force Gamma-5 made it very clear that any evidence of our existence cannot be discovered and if it is, such as this case,  must be destroyed. Are we clear?

Kilo: Of course, we may not be Gamma-5 but we can bring this place down. We also can pull off a breach, right Pryor?

Pryor: Why you only pointing me out?

Kilo: I don't have to worry about Issac.

Pryor: Man that's messed up...

Zulu: After the Outpost is destroyed head southbound for Ponyville and then we will discuss where to go from there, over and out.