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Rainbow Dash was still in AJ's barn, and so was AJ, tey were sleeping, when some skin popped of RDs body and became alive

Some white cotton went on it's head and fot some trousers...

It became a....

SMURRRRRRFF!!!!!

The smurf kicked RD in the face

"what"

"rd why are u awake? "

"A smurf"

"Smurf?"

"Smurfity Smurf Smurf"

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It was morning, the sun shined bootifully, and you couldn't hear any boices. Until RD screamed

"APPLEJACK!!!"

"WOAH WHAT?!"

"Applejack. I'm pregnant c:"

"Omgg tha-wait were both girls how did that happen?"

"Apple Jack, We're magical ponies with techno colored manes and bodies, who possess magical powers..."

"Oh"

"But man I'm fat, I've never been so fat except for the time when I ate all the Ice cream in my fridge."

"Lol ur fat"

"Shut up :c"

"Don't worry Dashie, but what would we tell this babie? Like, it would be like " We'res daddy?" and I ain't being the father"

"Too bad your not the one giving birth are you? THAT MAKES ME THE MOTHER"

"Fine. But I ain't gonna grow a mustache"

"No one is telling you to"

"Should we tell our friends?"

"Nahhhhh Let's just sit here for 9 months waiting for me to give burth HELL OF COURSE WE'RE TELLING THEM"

So the two ponies headed out to see Rarity first.

DING

DONG

"Hello dahlings?"

"It's Us, Me and RD c:"

"Oh hai there dahlings"

"Hey Rarity"

"Yes Dash?"

"I'm pregnant"

"Oh you finally got somepony? Who is he?"

"It's not a he"

"What is it then?"

"Who do you think?"

"Uhm....... I have no clue Dahling"

"IT'S APPLEJACK >:OO"

"Good for you, congratulations but I need to go to work"]

"What a great friend" Apple Jack moaned.

They walked off to see Flutter Shy

"H-hello?"

"Hi Flutter Shy!" It's us RD and me!"

"Mhm" RD said.

"I'm pregnant" RD added.

"With w-with who?"

"A baby Duh"

"I mean u-uhm you know"

"Oh, We don't know, but Apple Jack and I c:"

They then went to see Pinkie.

"Hai! Oh Dashie you look fat! did you eat too much cupcakes?!"

"...No." RD said.

"She's Pregnant"

"PAARTY! "

They went to see Twilight

"Hello you two"

"Hai there Twi" AJ said

" I'm pregnant with mine and AJ's babie"

"THIS IS IMPOSSIBRU"

"YOURBOTHMARESHOWDAREYOUDEFIESREASONBLABLABLASCIENCEBIOLOGYSTUFFSHERE"

They ran off from the raging Twilight