The best fanfiction

by Loyaltys

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Comedy, Romance
Length: 833

From Loyaltys //Chatango// and Ponyofapples//Chatango//

Yeah, Not quite sure what to say of this c:

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-27 21:16:50 UTC

Where the craziness begins

Rainbow Dash was flying like a boss above Apple Jack like a bird/eagle/mean griffon, and shot down like one of them water birds like a booss "Waauuch out JappleAck!!!!" Ranbow Dsh shoutwd "Wtf you doing Rainbow Dsh ?! :O" Apple Jack the cereal shouted "U taste like Cinnamon!" Rainbow cheered and crashed into the cereal like a bawss,  Booom! Apple Jack fell down and wwas like "Omg Rainbow Dsh it's raining now" "Come on then let's go inside" RD said "Yo cant let yoself in mah house!" "The barn idiot" RD said.

They walked to the barn, but Rainnbow dash haed the rain so much son rainbolw dash stardf running arway

"Rainbow Dash? Wai you running?!" Applejack screamed from the top of her Boice

"I HATE THE REAAAAINJ" Rainbow dash shouted

They got t the barn and looked out the doors like " Ohmycelestialookathisrain"

"Hey Apple Jack?"

"Yeeer?"

Their boices were quiet

"I want to tell you somthin"

"What is it?"

"I love you <3"

"I love you too Rainbow Dash"

They kissed.

The 3nd of chapta 1

-Still A better love story than Twilight

The 3rd chapter

Rainbow Dash was screaming like she was dying

"omg"

"aaaah"

"Come on AJ"

"Alright" AJ walked in.

"GO AWAY I'M GIVING BURTH"

"But you-"

"She's gone mad" The doctor said.

"Stay out here with the crazy ponies" he added.

10 minutes later

Omg it's a baby

hallelujah

AppleJack went inside and saw Rainbow Dash hugging the babie.

The foal had a orange coat, probally either Magenta or Green-ish eyes like it's 'Parents', It was a Pegasus

IT'S A GIRL!

It's mane was curly a bit like Apple Jacks, but had a Rainbow color to it, and had freckles like Apple Jack.

The fourth CHAPTER

It was like a month after AD was born //Apple Dash\ and she fitted in perfectly 8D

Applebloom was getting jealous thouh

"Sister, wai cant you play with meeeeee" AppleBloom whined,

"You have Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle, Play with them, I'm busy as a beee"

Applebloom let out a sigh " Fine" and she walked off.

"I cant believe AJ doesn't have time for me anymore ;w;" Apple Bloom said to her 2 fellow crusaders.

"That sucks, but you gut us rite?" Scootaloo said.

"Still, shes my sista!" AB shouted

"Oh shut up Ab" Scootaloo growned

In thee house

"Dam tis babie is hard work :c" RD said

"Your not the one tking care of it Dx"

To be finished by your favorite Authors=

Loyaltys! //Chatango and Fimfiction\

annd

Ponyofapples //Chatango\

Oh she got pregnant hooraye

Rainbow Dash was still in AJ's barn, and so was AJ, tey were sleeping, when some skin popped of RDs body and became alive

Some white cotton went on it's head and fot some trousers...

It became a....

SMURRRRRRFF!!!!!

The smurf kicked RD in the face

"what"

"rd why are u awake? "

"A smurf"

"Smurf?"

"Smurfity Smurf Smurf"

SCRAP THIS

It was morning, the sun shined bootifully, and you couldn't hear any boices. Until RD screamed

"APPLEJACK!!!"

"WOAH WHAT?!"

"Applejack. I'm pregnant c:"

"Omgg tha-wait were both girls how did that happen?"

"Apple Jack, We're magical ponies with techno colored manes and bodies, who possess magical powers..."

"Oh"

"But man I'm fat, I've never been so fat except for the time when I ate all the Ice cream in my fridge."

"Lol ur fat"

"Shut up :c"

"Don't worry Dashie, but what would we tell this babie? Like, it would be like " We'res daddy?" and I ain't being the father"

"Too bad your not the one giving birth are you? THAT MAKES ME THE MOTHER"

"Fine. But I ain't gonna grow a mustache"

"No one is telling you to"

"Should we tell our friends?"

"Nahhhhh Let's just sit here for 9 months waiting for me to give burth HELL OF COURSE WE'RE TELLING THEM"

So the two ponies headed out to see Rarity first.

DING

DONG

"Hello dahlings?"

"It's Us, Me and RD c:"

"Oh hai there dahlings"

"Hey Rarity"

"Yes Dash?"

"I'm pregnant"

"Oh you finally got somepony? Who is he?"

"It's not a he"

"What is it then?"

"Who do you think?"

"Uhm....... I have no clue Dahling"

"IT'S APPLEJACK >:OO"

"Good for you, congratulations but I need to go to work"]

"What a great friend" Apple Jack moaned.

They walked off to see Flutter Shy

"H-hello?"

"Hi Flutter Shy!" It's us RD and me!"

"Mhm" RD said.

"I'm pregnant" RD added.

"With w-with who?"

"A baby Duh"

"I mean u-uhm you know"

"Oh, We don't know, but Apple Jack and I c:"

They then went to see Pinkie.

"Hai! Oh Dashie you look fat! did you eat too much cupcakes?!"

"...No." RD said.

"She's Pregnant"

"PAARTY! "

They went to see Twilight

"Hello you two"

"Hai there Twi" AJ said

" I'm pregnant with mine and AJ's babie"

"THIS IS IMPOSSIBRU"

"YOURBOTHMARESHOWDAREYOUDEFIESREASONBLABLABLASCIENCEBIOLOGYSTUFFSHERE"

They ran off from the raging Twilight