Stronghold: Legends are Made!

Chapter 7:

Rage Level Overload.

We've finally reached Ponyville. The trip took a day and a half, so I can't wait to see my wife and kids...and possibly make plans for Discord's downfall. I woke the lovebirds up, and then we grabbed all our luggage, finally leaving the train. We watched as the train left, and then headed to my house. I took out my keys ahead of time, and since the house is near the Everfree Forest, it was a two-hour walk. Finally, we got there and I unlocked the door. I opened the door and the lights were off. 'Strange,' I thought. 'By now, they'd be awake.' I turned on the lights, and the house was a mess. things were scattered all over the place. My first instinct was to go upstairs, and my shotgun was on the floor.

"Flutters? Cody? Kids?" I asked as I slowly walked towards the bedroom. I opened the door, and the bed was a mess. My weapons vault was open, and my shotgun was missing. I then walked to the kids' bedroom. Clothes were all over the place. There was a note on Cody's bed. I grabbed it and it said;

Fuck off, unless you love funerals.

-Discord's helpers

I became enraged, and I looked up at the sky. "DISCORD!!! I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD!!!"

"Are you sure you want to go it alone, mate?" asked Garret as I put on my battle suit. It was camoflauge cargos, a belt with 30 ammo clips and 2 desert eagles, and a double-edged sword made of bronze and gold. I Turned towards Garret, and said, "We've got to end it at some point. If not now, then when?" I then took a belt with 60 grenades (30 regular grenades, 30 flash grenades) holstered. He said, "If you 're in trouble, I will bring back up." I shook his hand, and melted into a shadow. I went all the way to the castle in Canterlot, where I told my mother and my aunt of my actions to come. They blessed me with the brilliance of the sun and the shadowy stealth of the night.

"Go on, my son. You are ready. And when you see Discord, show him we're not fucking around." said Celestia before she smiled. 'Damn, she's obviously pissed at Discord if she's cursing,' I thought. But I bowed and took my leave. I used the mind-touch to speak to Reggie. When I came into contact, I told him, 'Reggie. I need to know the location of Discord.' His responce; 'What makes you think I know it?'

'Reggie, you were his bitch for two years. Obviously, you know his location.' He then relayed it to me, and I then thanked him. I broke the connection, and opened a nightly stealth portal. I thought the location as I stepped through. When my foot came down, my surroundings changed into the pits of Tartarus. More specifically, the castlegrounds of Discord's kingdom. 'Well,' I thought. 'Time to kick some chaotic ass.' And I released my rage, forming flames around me. the flames burned at 3000°, but to me, it felt like normal. I then melted into a shadow, the flames forming a trail behind me as I sped towards a soldier who was guarding the back entrance. I popped out of the ground and grabbed his head.

I watched as his head burned off until it was gone. I then spat on his corpse and said, "That's what happens when you FUCK with fire!" My voice sounded just like Ghost Rider's; cold, gravelly, and unforgiving...good. Because I'm not going to forgive these people like I forgave Reggie. Reggie at least knew right from wrong. These people are like zombie movies; brainless idiots who only know how to kill. I then grabbed my desert eagles, and cocked them back. "Fuck yeah," I muttered as I kicked the back entrance down.

"HERE'S MAXY!!!" I said. I then shot every guard in sight, then holstered my guns and took out the sword for the ones that just love to survive. the flames engulfed the blade. I sliced the head off of one of them who charged at me, the flames from the blade burning his head and body into ashes. I then used the butt of the sword, and smacked another on the temple real hard, and he died. The same butt of the sword made contact with the inside of another one's eye socket.

"IS THAT ALL YOU GOT CORDSY!?! A FEW PISS-OFFS WHO CALL THEMSELVES GUARDS!!! WHY DON'T YOU COME AND FIGHT ME INSTEAD OF HAVING YOUR 'GUARDS' SHIELD YOU, BASTARD!!!" I was hoping that he'd show, but instead, a 10 foot tall cyclops jumped down from the top balcony and roared at me. I fanned my nose and said, "Did you eat roadkill, because your breath smells like rotten carcasses and asphalt." and I took out five flash grenades and threw them at his eyes. It must've worked, because he started to rub his eye. I took advantage of the moment, and jumped up on his head.

I brought down the sword on his scalp and pulled it towards me like a lever. I then leaped off and kicked him in the eye, knocking him down. I bounced off the floor on my landing, sending me to the wall. I vaulted off the wall and twirled like a drill, my destination being the head of the second cyclops that appeared, and drilled through his eye. I then landed on the floor and ran to the staircase. I ran up two flights, killed a few guards without ceasing to run, and ran my way to the top, where a door had Discord engraved on it. I sheathed my sword and held out my hand. A Fireman's axe shot out of the ground and flew into my hand. I grabbed it and said, "HERE'S MAXY!!!" as I chopped the door in half.