One Day At Ponyville, Matthew was sad because The fillys kept teasing him calling him "ugly" "retarded" "nerdy" so he went to twilights house and hanged himself and suddenly a random video popped out of youtube named...."Suicidematt.avi" so when Somepony watched it, they killed themselfs.
So do any of you remember those Evil Matt cartoons from the 1980s? The ones that were just put out on DVD a few years ago? Well, I hear there is one that was unreleased to even the most avid classic #### fans. According to sources, it's nothing special. It's just a continuous loop (like flinstones) of Matthew walking past 4 buildings that goes on for two or three minutes before fading out. Unlike the cutesy tunes put in though, the song on this cartoon was not a song at all, just a constant banging on a piano as if the keys for a minute and a half before going to white noise for the remainder of the film. It wasn't the jolly old M Matthew we've come to love either, Matthew wasn't dancing, not even smiling, just kind of walking as if you or I were walking, with a normal facial expression, but for some reason his head tilted side to side as he kept this dismal look. Up until a year or two ago, everyone believed that after it cut to black and that was it. When Leo Malty was reviewing the cartoon to be put in the complete series, he decided it was too junk to be on the DVD, but wanted to have a digital copy due to the fact that it was a creation of Walt. When he had a digitized version up on his computer to look at the file, he noticed something.
After it cut to black, it stayed like that until the 6th minute, before going back into Matthew walking. The sound was different this time. It was a murmur. It wasn't a language, but more like a gurgled cry. As the noise got more indistinguishable and loud over the next minute, the picture began to get weird. The sidewalk started to go in directions that seemed impossible based on the physics of Matthew walking. And the dismal face of the mouse was slowly curling into a smirk. On the 7th minute, the murmur turned into a bloodcurdling scream (the kind of scream painful to hear) and the picture was getting more obscure. Colors were happening that shouldn't have been possible at the time. Matthews face began to fall apart. his eyes rolled on the bottom of his chin like two marbles in a fishbowl, and his curled smile was pointing upward on the left side of his face. The buildings became rubble floating in midair and the sidewalk was still impossibly navigating in warped directions, a few seeming inconcievable with what we, as humans, know about direction. Mr. Malty got disturbed and left the room, sending an employee to finish the video and take notes of everything happening up until the last second, and afterward immediately store the disc of the cartoon into the vault. This distorted screaming lasted until 8 minutes and a few seconds in, and then it abruptly cuts to the Matthews face at the credits of the end of every video with what sounded like a broken music box playing in the backround. This happened for about 30 seconds. From a security guard working under me who was making rounds outside of that room, I was told that after the last frame, the employee stumbled out of the room with pale skin saying "Real Killing is not known" 7 times before speedily taking the guards pistol and offing himself on the spot. The thing I could get out of Leo Malty was that the last frame was a piece of russian text that roughly said "the sights of HELL bring its viewers back in". As far as I know, no one else has seen it IT HAPPENED TO PONYVILLE...PONYVILLE IS MESSED UP NOW..
Party Matt Meets DJ P0N-3
Do you know party matt? hes happy all the time, partys alot (like pinkie pie), dances alot (shuffles, look up youtube "party rock anthem" to know the shuffle), he wears rainbow pants and shirt (rainbow dash isnt surprised..) so party matt meets DJ P0N-3.
Matt=green
Twilight=blue
DJ P0N-3=Purple
Party Matt=red
Later in ponyville, matt tried to sleep but he keeps hearing music and wakes up twilight and says "Do you hear music?" twilight does. "Yes!" "it keeps on waking me up"
matt walked out of the treehouse and sees sugarcube corner partying with loud music.Matthew walked in there.He saw Vinyl Scratch (aka DJ P0N-3) matthew walked up to Vinyl Scratch and whispered to her ear "Me and twilight need to sleep we had a big day yesterday which it is right now so now we were telling you to turn down the music" "I cant now we are in the middle of partyin'!" "are you su-" Matt suddenly stopped as the music went inside of him and his feet is tapping a bit. Matthew said "Oh, im getting rythm" matt suddenly spinned in an body size of a tornado (like the mask transformation) and it stopped. Matthews hair was puffed and was wearing techno neon glasses and was wearing a sparkly shirt and pants and was wearing silver shoes matthew said in a man deep voice "You can call me..Party Matt"Party matt suddenly breakdances and shuffles and Something bad happened...Twilight caught Party matt breakdancing and shuffling but...she joined in they both breakdanced and shuffled
everyone clapped to the beat of the music and they cheered "Party matt,Twilight!" they kept reapeating it until they stopped when twilight was tired she walked out and party matt was tired too so he turned normal.
He kissed DJ P0N-3 because of the music and said "thanks" DJ P0N-3 eyes were hearts and Said "y-y-Your welcome" she fell down with love and matt walked out of the sugarcube corner. The next day they were fully rested but slept till evening and they have an idea to bring DJ P0N-3 to their house and...PARTAY!!
Evil Matt Meets Nightmare Moon!
In Ponyville, it was night, Nightmare moon came down to the town (hey i noticed it rymes!) and She met....You guessed it..Evil Matt."Hey..NIGHTMARE MOON.."Evil Matt said "Whats your problem?" Nightmare moon said "OH NOTHING MUCH!!!!" Evil Matt Shouted in voice in g-major "You never shout at a princess like that!" nightmare moon said "Well i...cant....control it...." Evil Matt Turned normal to Matthew."Its okay Matthew..i cant control it too.." Nightmare moon turned normal to Luna."Really? so were common...? we have..Ying Yangs.."
Matthew said and Luna looked at matthew confusedly "ying yang is good and evil i have a good side which i am now and you have a good side which you are now, but...we have the EVIL side which mine is evil matt..and yours is nightmare moon"
Matthew and luna kissed.Luna kept making out with matthew and they both turned evil and kept making out.When day came out they were in bed together in normal or good side.They both woke up looking at each other,Celestia came in and saw us in bed together and smiled. Matthew was confused why she was smiling,He thought she would be mad..but i understand now...Celestia knows what LOVE is. Luna and matthew...Fell in love cause they have something in common and they spent the day together and sat outside and looked at the sunset luna said "Matthew...I love you.." matthew said the same thing but said "Luna....I love you too.." They kissed again. The End
