Alarmed

by CrimsonEquine

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Pinkie Pie, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1226

Pinkie Pie pushes a alarm clock up her pooper.

This is a story about how Pinky has to shove alarm clocks up her pooper so Twilight will stop eating things in her bakery.

Published 2013-10-28 20:40:03 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-28 20:40:03 UTC

Shove

Pinkie Pie was cowering behind the ordering table in Sugar Cube Corner. She felt so afraid from the monstrosity that was engulfing the entire bakery in just a few bites. She could only shake in fear as it came and swooped in the middle of night. Such a ruckus this night assailant made that Pinky awoke abruptly from her sleeping quarters. When she arrived to confront the intruder, she noticed the destruction of the bakery and the half-eaten treats torn apart by such a ravenous appetite. Scared was beyond what Pinkie Pie could even express and she silently cowered under the darkness of the room. Acting quickly, she snuck to the back of the cashier register.

Pinkie sat silently as she heard the munching spell doom for the most covetous treats. Seeing the danger of loss, Pinkie Pie saw the opportunity to meet with the enemy and stop whomever once and for all. She reached as far as she could without making a sound and flicked on the light switch to brighten up the room. With a animalistic roar, Pinkie Pie emerged and leaped off the table's surface to attack with the element of surprise. As the leap met its finish, Pinkie Pie saw the so-called monster as none other than Twilight Sparkle with a face full of frosting.

Confusion was evident in her face as her mane wafted through the air with short lived movement as soon as she abruptly hid the floor on her head. Pinkie Pie groaned from the pain and she massaged her cheek with care.

"Twilight? What are you doing here!? I was about to smoosh you alive with my hooves!" said Pinkie Pie. Twilight Sparkle looked at her with urgency.

"Pinkie, listen to me carefully! The galvatronix makarinox is out of flux, I need to destroy all of these treats before all of reality is turned into food!"

Pinkie shook her head in stark confusion as she got up from the floor.

"Galvahooda wadda?"

"There is no time! We have to eat these delicious cakes before its all too late!", Twilight continued to scour through the floor of sugar. She picked up a blueberry muffin with crystalline sugar on its top. Pinkie swatted the treat from her hoofs before she could eat it.

"Pinkie!" whined Twilight Sparkle.

"First! Whats going on and why are you destroying all the food?".

"It's too much for your mind to comprehend! Plus we don't have much time, also, take this and shove it up your butthole."

Twilight hoofed Pinkie Pie a very odd fleshy clock that didn't look like it was made by Equestrian hoofs. It was squishy and icky to the touch. Pinkie looked up to the distraught Twilight and regrettably placed the clock near her plot. Twilight's smile rose as the uncomfortable equine slowly stretched it open to fit.

Pinkie rose up towards the smiling equine, "Are you sure a-about this?". Twilight nodded hastily in regard to Pinkie's distress.

"Alright, if you says so...". Pinkie Pie pushed up the fleshy clock up her bunghole, it felt tight around her ass muscles.

Twilight's eyes lit up at the happening that was occurring at this very moment, she even got sad for a bit when she didn't bring a camera. A final grunt that keyed to the clock being lodged deep within stirred Twilight into glee.

"Alright, it is done, so can you stop destroying the helpless treats?" said Pinkie Pie.

"Ahem, well... there is more I need to shove..."

"More!?"

"Yep."

Twilight stepped aside to show a big basket filled with fleshy clocks just waiting to be shoved up a pink plot-hole. Pinkie Pie shuddered at the amount and trotted back a few steps in fear.

"Please, Pinkie! We have to save the multiverse from Jesus or all will be turned! Just trust me."

"Well... alright but, I will need your help with that." Pinkie turned around to show her stretched out plot. Twilight grabbed a clock and pushed it in her rump stretching it deep within.

More and more clocks went inside Pinkie Pie that it soon began to make her look like a stuffed pony. Pinkie Pie squelched at the pressure deep inside her. One after one, the clocks went in and soon Pinkie Pie had to take a shit.

"Twilight!, I can't push anymore, I need to poop!". Pinkie Pie shook as the pressure in her abdomen got worse and worse.

"Just a couple more! We can save everypony. Think of all those ponies you have cared about being turned in to food, we can't let that happen."

"Fine but, shove them in faster." said Pinkie Pie nervously. Twilight felt the weakness in her voice and started to shove two clocks at a time in her butt. With only a few more left Pinkie Pie's ache began to worsen. Twilight continued her assault on Pinkie Pie's titanic asshole as dark and edgy music began to play out of nowhere. Tears poured out from Twilight's eyes at the suffering the ponk endured from such penetration of the massive clocks.

Then, the final clock was carried, such weight it held that Twilight didn't know her friend could stand such a chance. Saved for last because of the strength of the clock, Twilight cried heavenly tears of how beautiful this happening was.

"Pinkie, I think I love you like a lot right now." said Twilight. Pinkie Pie was grunting heavily by the amount of clocks that were inside her, it was for sure a world record.

With the will of all that is and will ever be, Twilight smashed in the clock with such power and force that it slid right in with its other brothers and sisters. Twilight screamed in amazement and satisfaction of the deed Pinkie Pie had done, she had just shoved one-hundred clocks up her plot. Twilight praised the very universe for this chance as she waved her arms and screamed frantically. Twilight soon calmed herself after breathing heavily from the impressive ordeal.

Then, Twilight looked at the clock on top of Sugar Cube Corner and saw that it was around seven o' clock. Twilight gasped at the realization that those one-hundred clocks shoved up Pinkie would activate their alarm. In an instant, all of them shook and ringed heavily. The vibration was too much for Pinkie Pie and she screamed as she finally let lose all the pressure in her body. The clocks fired out of Pinkie's hole were like machine gun bullets and one-of them hit Twilight Sparkle in the face, knocking her out.

Twilight awoke from her forced slumber and shook her head in pain. She looked around her hazed surroundings until she finally saw the slumbering Pinkie Pie and the destroyed area of Sugar Cube Corner with its door completely blown open from the force of Pinkie Pie's machine gun ass. Twilight got up and approached Pinkie Pie and noticed she was unfazed by the ordeal as if she was elastic or something. Gone was the old form of a giant ball of clocks, now she was normal again.

"You did good Pinkie Pie, you did good." Twilight walked outside of there and looked up towards the sky. It was shining brightly. The stars almost seemed to be aligned in shape to look like Pinkie Pie in all her glory.

The End.