Halloween!

by Queen Cookie

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Adventure, Alternate Universe
Length: 1115

My original characters celebrate halloween! That's right. Halloween. They don't celebrate Nightmare Night!

My original characters celebrate halloween! That's right. Halloween. They don't celebrate Nightmare night!

The 'other' means I couldn't possibly fit all the characters there are in that thing down there.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-30 15:40:02 UTC

Halloween!

        "Oh no!" Gem Leaf cried, "Where'd it go, where did it go?!"

        "Mine's gone too!" Ardor screamed in terror.

        "So is mine!" Apple Eve cried.

        "Where did our costumes go?!" the wailed in unison.

        "AH!!!" an alicorn bolted into the room, "My costume is gone!!!"

        "Cookie!" Leaf exclaimed, "Use your magic to find our costumes!"

        "This is bad! This is so bad!" Cookie cried, "We aren't going to get any candy!"

        "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Ardor screamed.

        "I could pull people out of alternate dimensions." Cookie said out loud.

        "Like who?" Apple Eve questioned.

        "This crime is definitely serious enough." Cookie said, "Society of The Alicorns AND Elements of Harmony. Let's add Celestia, Luna, the CMC, Cadence, Shining Armor, Discord, Sombra, Chrysalis, Nyx, Trixie, Spike, Zecora, Ditzy, and Vinyl Scratch."

         "We're saved!" they cheered.

         "I wasn't done." Cookie said, "Let's also add Sky, Ty, Jason, Seto, Quentin, Mitch, Jerome, Ian, Stephano, Gonzales, Piggeh, Mr. Chair, Felix, Cry, Marzia, Edd, Tom, Matt, and Tord." Cookie thought for a bit, "While we're at it, let's throw Faust in. And Kuledud3, because we need a brony in this."

          "That reasoning is strong enough for me." Leaf said, "Let's do this!"

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          "Heya!..." Cookie said into the phone, "Yeah, everything's fine here in the OC dimension. Yeah, one problem... We kinda sorta might've had our Halloween costumes stolen... Yeah, I got a list of useful people right here... Yes, it's a long list... Yes, it's all necessary... Hey, I put you on it!... Seto, come on. Just throw all your friends through a portal, it's not like this is going to be the last time you do that...*sigh* Yes, I'm calling Cry, too... And Tom... And Pinkie... Yes, Ardor is listening... No, I don't think she can hear you... No, that was last week... Alright, see you later." Cookie placed the phone down "I can't believe I'm about to call Pinkie... This'll take forever."

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          "Alright, so are we all here?" Leaf asked.

          "LEAFY!!!" Gem Leaf felt herself being pulled into a hug.

          "Now we are." Cookie joked.

          "Leafy I missed you!" Sweetie Belle exclaimed, "I love you!"

          "I missed you too, Sweetie." Leaf said, "You too, Rarity."

          "All the introduced Oc's, at least." Ardor said.

          "Good, let's keep it that way." Apple Eve said.

          "HALLOWEEN COSTUMES?!!" a stallion called out, "HALLOWEEN COSTUMES, WHERE ARE YOU?!!!"

          "Sky, you know they can't hear, right?" Jason asked.

          "Shut up, you're hurting their feelings." Sky said.

          Ty groaned.

          "Yeesh, what's got you so damn upset?" Sky asked, eating a buttery chocolate bar (don't ask how he got it).

          "I'll have you know, I have much better things to be doing." Ty said.

          "Somepony's on their period." Sky heard someone whisper in his ear.

          "AH SHIT!!!" Sky exclaimed.

          "I'M A FUCKING PONYYYYYYYYY!!!!" Kuledud3 yelled, "CELEBRAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!"

          "Fuck..." Jaosn said, "So, what was it you had planned, Tyler?"

          "a date..." Ty mumbled.

          "A date?!" Sky exclaimed, "With who?!"

          Ty's eyes widened and his pupils shrunk, as he realized who he was talking to.

          "N-nobody!" Ty exclaimed, "None of your business!"

          "I once had a date with myself." Kuledud3 said, "She had kids, it was weird. She was also on her period."

          "Wait, what?" Sky asked, "Please, go into detail."

          As Kule and Sky spoke about dating future versions of themselves that were also feminine, Jason decided to repeat Sky's question.

          "So, who're you supposed to go on a date with?" Jason asked, keeping his voice low.

          "Don't tell Sky, but..." Ty's voice become really quiet, "...dawn..."

          "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?!!!" Jason feel backwards.

          "What?" Kule asked.

          "Nothing!" Ty yelled, glaring at Jason.

          "Hey look, a ladybug costume!" Kule said, "Mine."

          "Kule, there's a pretty good chance that belongs to Cookie." Sky said, "Gimme."

          "How do you do it?" Cry questioned.

          "Do what?" Pewdie asked.

          "You know." Cry replied.

          "Get a girlfriend?"

          "No."

          "Become popular?"

          "Ouch. And, no."

          "Become fabulous?"

          "No."

          "Does this have to do with your birthday party last year? Look, I said I was sorry! I was drunk!"

          "No."

          "Phew. THEN WHAT IS IT ABOUT?!!!!" Pewdie yelled.

          "how do you get from Amnesia and back?" Cry said quietly.

          "That's simple!" Pewdie said, "I simply..." Pewdie went on to explain a very complicated process. It would break you, trust me, for I am Lu- I mean, Cookie!

          "Woah." Cry said.

          "I know." Pewds said, "You have any idea what kind of costumes we're looking for?"

          "I thought you did." Cry said.

          "Well fuck." Pewds said.

          "IS THAT ALL YOU SAY?!!!" Stephano yelled.

          "Yes." Pewds replied.

          "Shit!" Marzia screamed, "I'm loooooost!!!"

          "Hey, where'd Marzia go?" Pewds asked. Cry and Stephano just shrugged.

          "This is the. Worst. Possible thing!" Rarity exclaimed, "We simply must find my sister's beautiful Halloween costume. I sent it across several dimensions for her, and I will not let it go to waste!"

          "Take a right, then two lefts." Pinkie said.

          "Well, okay." Rarity said, and she came across the bestest sailor costume ever, "PINKIE PIE THANK YOU!!!"

          "Little fillies shall not lose their Halloween costumes!" Luna exclaimed, "Come, sister!"

          "Luna, you worry too much for foals." Celestia sighed.

          "Shuteth up, dear Tia!"

          "GG!" Mitch said, "I told you, I always win."

          "Except when I win!" Jerome said, jumping over his friend's head.

          "Or me." Husky said.

          "But I will always win!" Ian said, his glasses off, revealing his blue eyes.

          "Whatever you say, G's." Mitch shrugged, "So, when do you guys think the author will-"

Shut up, Mitch. And you JUST passed Ardor's costume.

          "Huh, so we did." Jerome said, going back and finding a red princess costume.

          "Well, fuck." Husky and Ian said in sync.

          "Did they just fucking ditch me?!!" Seto exclaimed, "Those bastards!!!"

          "Shit shit shit fuck!" Mr. Chair whispered to himself, "Fuck fuck fuck!!!"

          "Hey, Mr. Chair." Piggeh said, "How about you and I let love take us away tonight."

          "Fucking hell!!!" Mr. Chair yelled, "SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!"

          "I'd rather not see this turn into a pornographic nightmare." Gonzales said, emerging from the trees.

          "Shit! You scared me!" Piggeh screamed.

          "Oh, I scared you?" Gonzales asked.

          "There's a costume... over here!" Edd said excitedly.

          "You..." Tom said in a drunken slur, "You... hahaha... You're a... Pony. HAHAHAHAH!!!"

          "Here it is!" Edd ignored Tom, "This has to be Apple Eve's, who else would dress in this costume?"

          "It looks like a farmer." Matt said confused.

          "She was never much of a farmer." Tord said, "Racer at heart."

          He got strange looks the rest of the way back.

          "Hello all you wonderful people reading this!" Cookie says, "Thank you for watching the epic journey! Hoped you liked it! Hope you don't hate me! Hope I exist!"