The Greatest Clopfic That Has Ever Graced This Gay Earth

by diddlemyfiddle

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Romance, Anthro
Length: 1049

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Futashy invites Rainboom Crash (OC) and Rainbow Dash over to her house for some intimacy, during which they create a chain reaction which causes Rarity, Pinkie Pie and others to get intimate with each other.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-29 02:54:42 UTC

Chapter 1: Gettin' It On

       Rainbow dash was enjoying a fine morning in Equestria, flying across all of her little pony friends. Down to her right was Rarity, the probably kinky in bed one. To her left, was Twilight Sparkle, the probably incredibly-wild-in-the-sack one. Behind her, was Pinkie Pie, the probably slutty one, and in front of her, was Futashy's house, the one with the dick. She crashed into Futashy's window, just like she always does, and started stripping her clothes off.

Futashy had invited her over, so she was already on the bed, wet and ready. She watched closely as Rainbow Dash stripped off all her sweaty, damp clothes with intent.

"Come on baby, this ain't gonna suck itself" Futashy said, swinging her eager cock in anticipation.

"Alright alright, I'm hurrying, but our special guest isn't even here yet! We can't get started without him!" Rainbow dash retorted. Rainbow Dash, after stripping off her blue and orange panties and same color bra, sat on the bed and stroked Futashy's awaiting, pulsing cock, just in time for a special someone to burst through the door.

"Hey duuuudes, you've better not of started without me!" Rainboom Crash bellowed as he smashed through the door with his 35", obnoxiously colored surfboard, which he didn't even need to carry around in the first place because the closest beach wasn't for miles.

"No way! We wouldn't think about starting without a hunk like you around!" Rainbow Dash said as she laid down on her back, and took Futashy's eager cock into her mouth.

"Ah bras, this is going to be nice!" Rainboom Crash said, positioning himself in front of Rainbow Dash's awaiting putang*.

"Hurry up, Rainboom Crash, I'm wetter than an otter's pocket!" Rainbow Dash wiggled her aching body part in front of his. Without any more hesitation, Rainboom Crash swashed his golden blonde hair around, and plunged his sword deep into her, all the way up to the hilt. Rainbow Dash cried in pleasure, mumbling on Futashy's cock, which was in the middle of climaxing. "Ugh, Shy! You could warn me first!" Rainbow Dash squealed, but a quick slap put an end to her noises.

"Shut up and swallow it, bitch!" Futashy growled, and Rainbow Dash did.

Rainboom Crash and Futashy decided to switch positions, Rainboom Crash was now ear fucking Rainbow, and Futashy was in front, pounding away at her butt hole. They were all covered in cum by now, some of their own, and some of each other's. By now, it was getting very hot and sweaty in Futashy's house, but that didn't stop these crazy sex animals from thrusting away with no remorse.

"Suck me off again, fucker!" Futashy said, pushing her pulsing penis up into Rainbow's cheek, which she grabbed and serviced with her lapping tongue. "Yeah bitch, that's good." Futashy groaned as Dash explored every nook and cranny. Just across from her, Rainboom was nearing his limit.

"Aw yeah dudes, aw yeah! This'll be the one! The one I've been waiting for for 20 years, the great ka nui le'ale'a*!"

Rainboom Crash growled his biggest growl ever as he came, and flung his golden hair through the air, flinging molecular sweat droplets and potential future children into the air, creating the most awe inspiring, intense afterglow which spread throughout the skies of Equestria. Everypony, everywhere, was immediately embraced as Venus* herself came down, penetrating the stanky sex stained skies and began a new age, something no pony would ever forget for a long, long time.

For days after, every pony was engaged in some sort of sexy act. Luna was banging her guards, and her sister, at the same time. Gummy was banging some of Futashy's horny rabbits, and even Twilight Sparkle was off giving hoofjobs in a dirty public restroom. No pony could contain their lust, even the purest ones. Even Rarara* and Pinka Po* decided they couldn't take it anymore, and made a pact to do it together.

They met in the cowgirl's barn, who was off cow girlin' it someplace else, so why not put the place to good use they thought. Pinka Po arrived first, and started stripping off her clothes, revealing her sexy D cup breasts to the hay bales. When Rarara arrived, she couldn't even wait, and pounced on Pinka Po, tearing off her pink panties and thrusting two fingers deep into her putang. Little did they know, a certain somepony, Cherilee, was watching them from outside. Looking through a windowsill, whilst fingering herself wildly.

Pinka Po got right down to business, and pulled out the lemons immediately.

"What are we gonna do with those?" Rarara asked, looking puzzled.

"You'll see, silly!" Pinka Po reassured her, while cutting the lemons up into pieces. Once done, she shoved one up Rarara's hole, and started moving it about.

  "MMMMMMM, Don't stop, Pinka Po!" Rarara moaned, the feeling was just so good. The tingling from the lemon, the texture of the lemon, and the wetness of the lemon was adding to her own. She got down on her back, and started crazily humping Pinka Po's hand, while using her free hoof to return the favor. "Faster, Pinka! Faster! OH MY HEAVENS, FASTER!!!!!!!" Rarara yelled as she climaxed. However, Pinka Po was not done, and decided to step it up with a whole lemon. "How is that ever gonna fit inside me?" Rarara questioned, but Pinka Po just kissed her, and started shoving it up Rarara's taint. At first, it was painful, but then it was pleasureful, almost like a huge chode invading her most secret place. She relished in the moment, and used her chance to grab a lemon of her own, and gently messaging it up Pinka's sopping wet hole. Pinka Po was most surprised, and yelped in excitement, speeding up her pace and grinding on Rarara's lemon,     "Oh Pinka, I'm gonna, I'm gonna!" Rarara yelped as she squirted all over Pinka Po's breasts and tongue, and Pinka Po squirted all over Rarara's stomach and taint. Both exhausted, they fell backwards on a haystack, uncaring of who would find them in the morning.

THE END

*Roughly translated to "The Great Climax", according to various English-to-Hawaiian websites.

*Roman Goddess of love and sex

*Slang for vagina

Rarara= Rarity

Pinka Po= Pinkie Pie