My Little Zero:A Megaman and My Little Pony crossover

by RiceAlicorn

Rating: teen
Tags: Main 6, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Comedy, Other, Romance, Random, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Crossover
Length: 3670

Dr.Weil did something to Ragnarok, so when it exploded Zero would no longer return... But did Zero really die?

Dr.Weil built Ragnarok knowing it would self-destruct and become destroyed. He knew Zero would come, so he made it so the crimson hero would never returned, or would he?

Published 2013-10-31 00:00:03 UTC
Last updated 2013-11-08 00:23:10 UTC

Chapter Two: Zero thinks ponies are bastards

"T-t-tarnation! Twilight, ain't that the thing you were gonna send to the Princess?!" the orange pony with freckles stammered.

Zero looked at the ponies, he counted six. There were four different kinds, two winged, one horned, two with neither of those things, and one that was both winged and horned.Two of the ponies were shrieking, a white and a yellow one, and Zero didn't understand their shrieking until he looked left into a mirror. His helmet was damaged, his ponytail was a mess, and his saber was out ready to kill.

Wow, I look violent...he thought. He pulled off his helmet, and put it into his backpack and took out the replacement one.

He put it on his head, and said "Uh, hey, where am I-" and paused because he was kicked in the face by the sky-blue winged one. He held his face, and punched it in the flank where a cloud was.

The pony tumbled on the ground and stopped when it hit a wall.

"RAINBOW DASH!" all of the ponies exclaimed.

"Zero! What are you doing!?" Iris mumbled in his ponytail.

Zero didn't notice that Iris knew his name, and replied "The pony started it first!" in a agitated tone.

Applejack looked at Zero angry, she launched herself at Zero filled with rage that he hurt one of her best friends. Applejack tackled Zero down and hit him hard with her hooves. Zero hit her several times but she didn't care. The fight was quickly separated when Twilight used her magic and restrained Zero while Fluttershy, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie restrained Applejack trying to calm her down.

"Fluttershy! Where exactly did you step on again? I have to send this thing to Princess Celestia now!" Twilight exclaimed.

Fluttershy pointed to Zero's neck, and Twilight said "Can you see if there's a button or anything? Princess Celestia said that the blue thing told her about how the things back in his home had a shut-down button!". Fluttershy moved Zero's ponytail and pressed a hidden button. Zero shut down and his body went slack.

"Pinkie Pie, can you go to the train station and ask if we can send this over to Canterlot?" Twilight asked. "Roger that, Twi-" Pinkie Pie said but was interrupted by Rarity.

"My word, Twilight! We cannot just simply send it over to Canterlot like that! We must deliver it ourselves!" Rarity said. Rainbow Dash had got up by then, and all of them walked to the train station, dragging Zero's body along. This looks a lot like that thing that came to Equestria a while ago... Twilight thought. They all got train tickets and got on the train, Rainbow Dash came too. Rarity insisted she stay at Ponyville because she was bruised, but Rainbow Dash refused. All of the Mane 6 were sitting down on seats within the train, and Zero's body laid in a chair beside Twilight's.

"Unbelievable... This is a science phenomenon! I know I saw that thing a lot, but it's always so amazing to examine this kind of science!" Twilight told Rarity, who was sitting close by.

"I know, my dear Twilight! I wonder where they find such glorious jewels and tailor work!" Rarity said. After that, it boiled down to news and gossip all over Ponyville. Two hours passed, and they arrived at Canterlot. They went over to Canterlot Castle and to Princess Celestia and Princess Luna's throne room. They bowed and showed the Princesses Zero's body. A person sitting in the Princesses' throne room sat on a plush chair while reading a book. He looked over his book at the commotion, and the person knew Zero the moment he set his eyes on him. Zero woke up, and got up.

Ponies are damn right bastards... They started it by kicking me in the face first! And now I'm in a random throne room with two giant candy-coloured ponies! Zero thought.

Author's Note

Well, this is the first time I've actually posted stories like this. Hope you liked it. Review it too, please. Commenting is much appreciated.

Chapter Three:Ponies can control the sun and moon

Zero had no idea how to respond. Should I attack, or should I not..? They do have the power to hold me in place, so I guess not... he thought.

Zero thought of asking them if they were queens, but he hesitated. He wasn't about to ask ponies questions, but he needed to find out where he was.

"You must have questions, so speak" the white one said.

"So you want my questions? Who are you, where the hell am I, who found me, and WHY ARE YOU ALL CANDY COLOURED!?" Zero questioned with a irritated tone.

"I am Princess Celestia, riser of the sun. You are in the land of Equestria, and the pony who found you was Fluttershy, the yellow mare with the pink mane. This "candy colour" is our coat colour." Princess Celestia said.

"So, you raise the sun, we're in a land called Equestria, Fluttershy found me, and your coat colours are candy colours? Well, I'm crazy then!"

"No you are not, and who are you? We do not understand you, and we would wish not to restrain you unless you are a bad being."

Zero sighed. "I am a reploid, a kind of advanced robot. I came from Earth, which was in very bad condition because of a virus. I went onto a thing called 'Ragnarok' to stop a person, who I did, but Ragnarok exploded and I found myself here."

"I see. I have no questions to ask you, so you may walk around this city which is called Canterlot, but my guards will follow you." Princess Celestia said.

Zero shrugged, and walked out of the throne room. Several of Princess Celestia's guards followed behind.
So, the white pony can control the sun, and the dark blue one can probably control the moon. I am crazy. Zero thought.

Princess Celestia sighed, and looked at the Elements of Harmony. "I will send word for people to tend to your duties in Ponyville, I would prefer that you stay here so that you can eliminate this reploid if there may be danger." she said. "There have been rooms prepared for you all, you can leave if you wish. Twilight, come here."

Princess Luna stood beside Princess Celestia as Twilight moved to them, and finally uttered some words. "You may leave too" she told the person reading in the throne room. The person got up, and headed out of the throne room.

"Princess... Should I research about reploids?" Twilight asked.

"No. We do not have any books on them, and I don't want you bothering him for too long with asking." Princess Celestia said. "We should just wait for this problem to happen so we may find our answer."

Princess Luna nodded, and Twilight nodded too.

The person was wearing blue clothes. He was unique, but he didn't care. It would only be a few days until she would stop trying to build it and wait for ponies and blueprints to help. He walked to a cafe he had gone to many times, and ordered some cake and a large cup of tea. He sat down and ate and drank slowly. He started reading a book while eating and drinking.

Zero walked around the castle, and looked out the windows. One of the guards suggested that he take off his armour, but Zero replied with "The armour's light and slim, and it would be dumb to take it off when a giant pony claiming they can rise the sun says she can't understand me". Zero continued to walk around, and then he walked out of the castle. He saw a cafe and thought I've never been in a cafe before, I guess I should try to take in all the things I can while I have the chance

Zero walked into the cafe and walked in slowly. Ponies at first looked at him strangely, then stopped as if they had seen things like Zero come into the cafe before. He sat down and proceeded to think about memories he regained from his previous life. I am Zero, I was best friends with X, who retrieved my parts once to rebuild me, and I stopped Sigma with him multiple times, and I hate paperwork. He couldn't think of more.He felt something poking him, and it was Iris. He had completely forgotten that Iris was around.

She was poking Zero and pointing at something, saying "Over there!" in a hushed tone.

Zero looked at where she was pointing, and saw a human-shaped figure in a corner. He stood up, walked over to the figure, and gasped.

The figure, who was absorbed into reading, didn't notice him.

"X....?" Zero said.

Author's Note

I guess I'm making it so Zero only remembers up to the events of X3. Read and review!

Chapter Four:X runs away like a cheetah

They looked at each other for a few seconds. Then, the person jumped up and swiftly ran out of the cafe, not knocking over anything. Zero quickly followed, yelling "GET BACK HERE!" once he exited the bakery. The guards panicked, not sure whether they should have alerted Princess Celestia or not, and chased after Zero and the person. The person ran into the castle, and dashed around in every hall of Canterlot Castle. Why is X running from me..? Zero thought.

Zero ran left and right, looking for the person. Argh... Where is he?! Zero looked around, and slapped his forehead. He had forgotten to use his senses. Zero listened closely, and heard panting coming from a room nearby. He tip-toed slowly to the door, opened it, and tackled the person to the ground, pinning him firmly to the ground. "WHO ARE YOU?!" Zero asked.

"HOW ARE YOU HERE?!" the person said.

"WHO ARE YOU?!"

"HOW ARE YOU HERE?!"

"ARE YOU FUCKING X OR NOT?!"

"DO YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO ASK THAT QUESTION, ZERO?! OF COURSE I'M X!"

Their rambling continued for a few minutes, and it finally stopped. "Zero... How are you here..?" X asked.

"I don't know... I was fighting Weil and he died, then Ragnarok exploded, and next I found myself here" Zero said.
"More importantly, why are YOU here?"

X paused, and said "After everything that happened, and we entered a era of peace, I decided I couldn't stay where I was. There was too many painful memories... Dr.Cain was made into a reploid control chip so he would stay alive, but before, he discovered these coordinates to another world. I decided to go there, and Alia, Dr.Cain's chip, and Axl tagged along. Next thing, we found ourselves unable to return. Only I was able to return, because of a body I left there."

"Can't believe you, you went to another world and abandoned another. You're sometimes a bitch, X"

"Oh? I thought bitches were female. Last time I remembered, you were the one with boobs"

Zero slapped X across the face so hard, he tumbled and hit the room wall so hard the castle trembled.

"Okay, Princess Luna, you wanted me to put the firework right he-" Twilight Sparkle said.
At that very moment, Twilight was inside Princess Celestia's bedroom, helping Princess Luna with pranking her older sister. The firework was a custom made one that Princess Luna had ordered to have a staining ink that smelled like farts, which she had planned to use on her sister, Princess Celestia. But, unfortunately also at that moment, X had dropped the boob remark and got a slap across the face so hard, the castle trembled. Twilight's concentration broke, and the trembling scared Twilight so badly, her magic messed up and the firework was thrown at Luna's face, where it exploded and covered her with a nasty smelling ink.
Twilight's mouth twitched. Princess Celestia came in, and teleported Zero and X into the bedroom.

Zero looked very angry, while X had a burning red handprint on the right side of his face. He was muttering and wincing under his breath.

"You know X, to be honest I always wanted to do that before" Zero said.

"You know, you didn't need to do that!" X muttered while rubbing his cheek.

Zero chuckled and smirked.

Author's Note

I thought, "You know what? Fuck X6 and onwards. I'm writing this story without the story of X6 and onwards, but you know what? I read too many fanfics with a certain character to even leave him out of this fanfic. I don't give a damn if he's in the part of the X series that should have never existed, but I like him!" Read and review, I need inspiration. There may be some awkward writing since this was not typed on a computer. Poor Luna.

Chapter Five:Night of Drinking

Luna smelled like farts, and X and Zero went separate ways for a few hours until they calmed down.

A few days had passed, and X and Zero were sitting on the floor in Zero's room. "Tell me everything about how you got here" Zero asked. X started explaining.

After Zero had "died", Dr.Cain died too, but he was made into a reploid control chip. It would take a while to make him a body, but a body would be made. Before he died though, Dr.Cain gave X coordinates to somewhere. Dr.Cain didn't know for sure, but he said "This should lead to a peaceful place, filled with nature and animals if what I heard was right..."

X was planning to go with only Axl, but Alia kept begging and she was allowed to come. They were all teleported at once, and then a problem struck. They realized they couldn't contact the Navigators anymore, and were stuck. X had a spare body back in Maverick Hunter Headquarters, but he couldn't transfer himself to the body. After a while of being in the wild, they had found a town. The citizens screamed in fear, and Princess Celestia was contacted. All of them were taken to Canterlot Castle, where X could finally switch bodies. He found that, time flowed faster in Equestria than Earth. X found that somebody was impersonating him so that there wouldn't be any panicking. He then sealed up his body, so it wouldn't be destroyed. What X didn't do though, was tell anybody at Earth what had happened. He didn't want them to panic or invade Equestria.

Zero nodded. So that's why X was copied, and went missing for 7 years.. He was missing the whole time after my death! he thought. I also am wondering who Axl is... I guess he's somebody I've met before but forgotten

"Well Zero, how about some drinking time?" X asked.

Zero paused. It had been many years since they had drank alcohol together. "Eh, why not? There are bars here?" Zero replied.

X pointed to Zero's armour. "You're not going out in your armour, are you? If we're getting drunk, I don't want you to destroy everything."

Zero nodded, and took off his armour, putting on a red coat and a pair of jeans. His pony-tail hung loose behind him.

"You keep forgetting about me!" a female voice whined behind Zero. It took a few moments for Zero to remember her as Iris.
"Sorry" Zero muttered. He felt guilty for completely forgetting about Iris. They walked to a bar inside the castle, Iris following close by. When they got in, they ordered a bottle of Vodka and paid with bits. X and Zero had bits because Princess Celestia had closely kept an eye on them, and educated them on Equestria.
Reploids COULD get drunk, they got drunk same as humans, except drunkness would be terminated if there was danger.
There was none however, and X and Zero got very drunk.
X danced around the room, drunk. X thought Did Zero just make a horse noise?

Zero was saying weird things, getting drunker and drunker. He looked at Iris, who was completely sober. "You need some.... You need some.... You need some beer! Bartender, can I have a thimble!?" The bartender looked strangely at Zero, but brought a thimble anyways. Zero filled the thimble with vodka, and handed it to Iris. Iris chugged the whole thing, and got slightly tipsy. "Want more?" Zero garbled. Iris turned it down, and flew around, observing everybody. The room was big, and tables lined the walls. A large amount of soldiers were down in the bar drinking, and many looked at X and Zero in amusement. A few bottles later, and X and Zero lost their mind. "X... X.... I'm a fish" Zero slurred. "You're not a fish... You're a seacoooooooooooooow" X mumbled.

Iris was giggling, and kept watching. She hadn't done much, except for one evil thing. "It's sad Zero doesn't remember me... But at least I have him..." she whispered.

Author's Note

MIND, Y U KEEP FORGETTING IRIS!?

Chapter Six:Zero and his ponytail

Zero woke up, and didn't open his eyes. He enjoyed waking up in the morning and not having to do anything, but he felt warm on the front of him. He felt a pressure against his groin, and realized something. Wait...Somebody is in this bed with me! he thought. He opened his eyes. and he immediately saw brunette hair. He turned his head slightly, and saw Iris sleeping in a small box filled with cotton balls on a nightstand nearby. Fuck... We got so drunk, we both ended up in my room! AND I'M SPOONING HIM! he thought. Zero pushed X off the bed, and he yelped. "Wha... Wha.." X mumbled. X blinked several times and looked at Zero, then broke out laughing.

"What? Why are you laughing?" Zero asked. X pointed at a mirror, and Zero looked at it. Iris woke up, and looked at Zero too. She broke out into laughing like X did. "WHAT IN THE FUCK!?" Zero screamed. "WHY IS MY PONYTAIL IN A BRAID?!"

Iris and X laughed even louder. Iris stopped, and said "Don't you remember, Zero? You and X were drunk and I asked if I could braid it, and you said yes"

Zero growled. "Seriously, Iris?" he said.

"Seriously." Iris said.

"Untie it"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes"

"Fine... I'll untie it"

Iris flew over to Zero, and with a quick hand, she untied the braid.

"Thanks" Zero said gruffly.

"Don't be angry, Zero. Not anybody's fault that we braided your hair" X said.

Zero nodded, and got out of bed. He walked a few feet, and fell to the ground, unconscious.

"Crap" X said.

Zero woke up on his bed, X looking at him. "Damn, Zero... Your body's functions were wrecked! Didn't you do a system check while here?" X asked.

Zero paused, and said "Nope. I completely forgot about that."

"Bedrest for you for a couple a days, and also, I have something serious to ask you."

"Ask away"

"Can I use your armor for Dr.Cain?"

"Sure"

"Thanks"

Chapter One:Zero needs a doctor

As he killed Weil, he accepted he was going to die, or well as much as a Reploid could die. Zero held his saber, turned it off, and put it into his backpack with his replacement parts Ciel had given him at a time he couldn't remember. The backpack was built into him, but nobody actually noticed it. A explosion came, and the last thing he saw was red.

He woke up, and was surprised he was still alive, but his systems refused to work He couldn't open his eyes.. Zero tried to get as much info as he could from his senses that had recovered, but he didn't get much. All he could tell was that he laid on his stomach in a field with a bunch of smelly animals near him. A quiet shriek came, followed with the clopping of hooves, and Zero guessed it came from in front of him. Zero guessed that the shriek came from a girl, and the clopping he had no idea what it belonged to. He then lost his thoughts because the girl stepped on his neck, right on his shutdown button. His last thought was Was it me or was that a horse hoof?

"Stop poking meeeeeee.........." Zero groaned. Why was Ciel trying to wake him up when he was so tired? He opened his eyes and it took a second to register and remember he wasn't in the Resistance HQ. The thing that was poking him was the unmistakable body of a cyber-elf.He looked at it carefully, and studied it. It was a girl all right, but Zero was slightly disturbed when he felt like he had seen the elf before. It had long brown hair as long as his, and green eyes. He looked around and scanned the place he laid in. It was a basement, and its ceilings, walls, and floors were compressed dirt. There were a bunch of machines in the basement, but none very advanced.

Zero was lying on a metal table. He was so groggy he didn't notice the cyber-elf trying to tug him towards the door of the basement. He took his Z-saber out of his backpack and cautiously walked to the door.

"What's your name?" Zero asked the cyber-elf as he reached the basement door.

"Iris" the cyber-elf replied. Zero turned the door-knob and walked into a library space. His mouth open wide in shock as he witnessed candy-coloured ponies talking in English. A quick scan showed that they weren't robotic or evil, they were living flesh.

For the love of reploids.. I am insane if those ponies are talking

Author's Note

I got REAAAAALLLLLYYYYY hyped up with Megaman fanfictions. So hey, why not? Megaman Zero and My Little Pony crossover! Comments and reviews and much appreciated. This is my first time posting a story on a website.