Failure of a Funeral

by TambourineBlossom
Most funerals Mr. Waddle has performed follow a fairly standard pattern. This one doesn't.

Mr. Waddle has been officiating over funerals in Ponyville for decades. They're all pretty much the same. You say a few words, you do the thing with the bowls, and you let the family grieve. At no point does the body get up.

Why couldn't this be a normal funeral?

AN: Done for One-Shotober, collab between myself and TheTobacconist
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Teen
Complete
Comedy
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
 
OP

1996 words: Estimated 10 minutes to read

1 Chapter:

  1. Dirt. Salt. Ashes. 2013-10-29 04:43:07 UTC
    1996