Rainbow Dash's Lesbian Secret

by Ara

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Sex, Tragedy, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Main 6, Romance
Length: 2638

Rainbow Dash thinks she's secretly in love with Fluttershy, but is insecure about her ability to perform.

After a confusing sleepover with Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash talks to all of her friends and Applejack in an attempt to prove once and for all that she's awesome at pleasing women before she finally goes to tell Fluttershy about her secret romantic feelings.

Published 2013-10-29 22:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-29 22:00:02 UTC

Rainbow Dash's Lesbian Secret

One time in Ponyville, Twilight had Rainbow Dash over for a sleepover. They played some games, and read spooky stories, and snuggled up in bed together. Twilight wasn’t a very good housekeeper, though, so all she’d had to eat was some old Chinese food she found in the fridge, (it was lo-mane) and had a weird dream about going through a magic mirror and all kinds of strange colorful creatures all in a world that was nothing but a high school. Rainbow Dash was used to eating old takeout, so it didn’t really affect her, but Twilight didn’t know of anypony named Sunset Shimmer or Brad or Flash Sentry in real hors life and her dream really confused her.

Then Rainbow Dash went down on her while she was blinking and muttering something or another, still bundled up under the covers. Twilight was a really heavy sleeper, and it took her a long time to wake up. She would mutter and mumble and even blink a few times, but really and honestly, Twilight hadn’t even known that Rainbow Dash had gone down on her at all!

Rainbow thought Twilight was awake because of the muttering and tossing and turning, and that she, Rainbow Dash, was giving Twilight a morning pick-me-up so Twilight would know how good of a lesbian Rainbow was. Rainbow Dash did that kind of thing, because she wanted everypony to know just how gay a hors she could be. She would say "HEY TWILIGHT IMMA LICK YOUR HORSE LABIA!" She shouted it and everything!

But Twilight was like "yeah ok whatever" and she more or less mumbled it, but after Rainbow sucked and nuzzled and used her tongue and lips on Twilight's horse genitals for a bit, Twilight came all over Rainbow's face in her sleep.

Rainbow shouted "SMELL YA LATER!" because Twilight’s hors smell was on her face and she thought that was a pretty funny pun, and she had to go wash it off, but Twilight basically just went right back to sleep for a few minutes.

When Twilight woke up she said, "Woah! Did I horsgasm last night?"

And that was the point when she went outside and kissed Fluttershy on her hors mouth. She figured Rainbow had woken up early and just sort of wandered off, because Rainbow frequently did that kind of thing. Fluttershy had been walking by the library, thinking about maybe getting a fresh croissant, when Twilight walked right up and kissed her on the mouth! Rainbow quickly trotted outside too from out of Twilight’s bathroom. She trotted right up to Twilight and Fluttershy and said, "How'd ya like my sweet morning surprise, Twilight I ROCKED YOUR WORLD RIGHT?" She didn’t care if everypony knew she was a lesbian!

Twilight just said "what?"

Rainbow Dash clarified: "When I went down on you this morning! That was awesome!" she said.

But Twilight just said "I don't really remember it so. Thanks for the thought." She thought RD was probably just like, talking about a fantasy she had or something.

Rainbow just said, "oh," and then Twilight kissed Fluttershy's hors mouth again and Fluttershy blushed and made a small animal squeak sound.

Rainbow was feeling really unsure of herself, so flew over to Applehat in Sweet Apple Acres just as fast as she could, and said, "APPLEHAT I'M REALLY GOOD AT CUNNILINGUS RIGHT?" because she thought Twilight had like, forgotten Rainbow’s cunnilingus because it wasn't very good cunnilingus.

Before we get back to Rainbow Dash and that other pony, there needs to be a short digression about why Twilight was kissing Fluttershy.

Twilight doesn’t understand relationships, but she likes the noise Fluttershy makes when she kisses her hors mouth, and Fluttershy is far too timid to actually run away, so Twilight can just keep doing it. Twilight likes the noise, the small squeak sound, and likes how Fluttershy's face and body goes when she is kissed, and the color of Fluttershy’s horse blushes, and Fluttershy maybe did too, but it flustered her far too much to say or do anything at all but blush and hide her face.

But anyway, back at Sweet Apple Acres, Applehat was talking to Rainbow Dash. She said "I'm sure you are RD, I’m sure you’re very good at cunnilingus."

It sounded kinda condescending, so RD was like "LET ME SHOW YOU LET ME PROVE IT OK IM REALLY GOOD OK!"

But Applenoun said "Uh, no. I don't want to do lesbian horse with ya, no offense."

But Rainbow Dash was getting more and more desperate. "NO PLEASE LOOK!” She shouted, “I'M REALLY GOOD OK I PROMISE LOOK IF YOU HEARD I WAS LOUSY THAT'S A LIE TWILIGHT DOESN'T KNOW GOOD CUNNILINGUS IF IT BITES HER ON THE TWAT"

But Applehors made a face. A confused face, “like whatever,” kind of face said, "I like boys, Rainbow. I’m just not interested, sorry."

So Rainbow Dash started to panic. She flew away from Sweet Apple Acres as fast as she could, and flew instead to Carousel Boutique. She banged on the door and said "RARITY PLEASE LET ME IN AND LET ME GO DOWN ON YOU PLEASE RARITY!" She shouted at the top of her lungs, "I'M REALLY GOOD I PROMISE AND TELL EVERYPONY HOW GOOD I AM!"

After a little while of shouting and loud knocking, Rarity opened the door and said in a calm voice, fluttering her eyelashes, "you can't touch my twat with that filthy mouth of yours, also you are spattered with marespunk."

Rainbow Dash prostrated herself in front of Rarity and yelled, "I CAN WASH MY FACE I PROMISE JUST PLEASE LET ME GO DOWN ON YOU PLEASE!" (Rainbow had forgotten to wash her face from going down on Twilight because she’s kinda gross.)

Rarity said "Darling, I have another idea," and she let Rainbow Dash come inside. She lead her to her clean white bathroom, and made Rainbow kneel down in the bathtub, and she said "I'll clean it for you," and Dash was kinda thinking it was kinda hot actually, like, some hot lesbian action with Rarity, who was a really gorgeous girl pony, but honestly Rainbow had never really thought about her hors friend that way. Rarity squatted close to Rainbow Dash’s hors mouth, but instead of lesbian sex, Rarity pissed all over Rainbow’s face, and while Dash was blinking and spluttering she heard Rarity kind of grunt and say "This is what an ignorant creature such as yourself deserves for thinking she was well-bred enough to engage in intercourse with me!" and before Dash could do anything, a big turd smacked on her face, and then some more horse apples hit her on the face and neck.

Rarity held her tail out of the way and put her butthole right up in front of Rainbow Dash's face and said "now, clean my asshole with your tongue! Spotless! Do you hear me?"

Rainbow licked every last particle from Rarity's puffy hors anus and didn't even complain or say anything at all, and then Rarity turned on the shower and left and Rainbow Dash laid there for a while.

After another while, Rarity came back to check on Rainbow Dash. She opened the door and said "Darling, are you still in there? That was fun and all but seriously, I have to do my makeup."

Rainbow Dash was still laying in the tub, feeling really shitty. "What?!” she said indignantly, “You pooped on me and made me lick your butt! I've been really sad and I smell awful now!"

But Rarity was calm. "Oh well you came in here begging to be degraded, so I did my best," she said, flipping her mane, "I am the spirit of generosity, after all!"

Rainbow Dash was still indignant and upset. "Well no look I seriously did just want to go down on you because I'm self conscious about my cunnilingus,” she said.

But Rarity just snorted and said "I don't think so, RD."

Rarity began using magic to scrub Rainbow Dash at this same time while they were talking.

Rainbow said, "Please! I really need to know if I'm good at cunnilingus! Please let me go down on you!" while Rarity’s magic cleaned inside her ears, and got the last particles of mess off of her coat.

But Rarity said, "I don't think so, Rainbow Dash. That is the lamest line that anyone's ever used to get in my feminine boutique of a vagina."

Rarity paused for a second while she magically blow dried Rainbow Dash and said "I could let you lick my hoof?"

Rainbow blushed really hard and pawed at the ground, and said "I'd better go before I fall in love with you."

Rarity was walking out of the room, but turned and looked over her shoulder, winking at Rainbow (with her horspart AND her facepart) and said "Oh darling, it's probably far too late for that!" and laughed, but it was a gentle laugh, and Rainbow Dash ran away because she loved Fluttershy and she didn't want to fall in love even more with Rarity.

Rainbow Dash ran out of Carousel Boutique, and ran everywhere she could think of as fast as she could trying to find Pinkie Pie because FOR SURE Pinkie would let her go down on her FOR SURE!

Pinkie was bouncing around like an idiot at a pond just outside of town and trying to catch ducks and she smelled sort of like ducks.

Rainbow Dash said "PINKIE I need my tongue in your butt!"

Pinkie giggled and sang a song about tongues in butts, but halfway through Rainbow said "I MEANT YOUR VAGINA I PROMISE I'M NOT THINKING ABOUT RARITY'S GORGEOUS ANUS!"

But Pinkie didn't stop singing, and said at the end of the song, "You want frosting on Pinkie's donut hole?" and giggled like an idiot, then a duck landed on her.

Rainbow Dash sighed and said "NO! Pinkie I just want to go down on you, geeez get over here!"

Pinkie said "The DUCK stays!"

Rainbow ducked under her tail and said "also please clean up your ‘gina! What is that even on it?"

Pinkie shouted "Sprinkles!"

Rainbow said "I don't even want to know!" and it was true: She didn’t!

So without finding out about the sprinkles, she went down on Pinkie and discovered it really was just sprinkles, and Pinkie would moan and buck around and swish her tail and the duck would croak, and Pinkie would giggle about the duck noises, and at one point the duck pooped on Pinkie’s back and she just giggled about that too, and Rainbow Dash tried her hardest, but Pinkie wasn't really taking it seriously, and it took her forever for Pinkie to actually orgasm and Rainbow Dash was kinda tired by that point anyway, and really it became a chore and she didn't even LIKE Pinkie like that.

After it was over, Rainbow turned to Pinkie and said "That was pretty awesome, right?" and Rainbow had sprinkles and spunk stuck to her face. She said "I'm really good at that right?" and a sprinkle fell off. Then a duck tried to eat it, but just spit it out pretty quick because really they prefer pretzels and bread to sprinkles.

Pinkie said, "you're ok, Rainbow Dash!" and patted her on the shoulder with a hoof, "I'm sure if you practiced really hard, then one day you could probably please a mare, like, actually, you know," but she saw how Rainbow Dash’s face was dropping, so she shook her head and put on her biggest Pinkie smile and said "It was Reaaaaly Good!" and then after a short pause, "you're single, right?"

Rainbow said "Yeah," and Pinkie just nodded to herself.

Pinkie gave her a hug and a kiss on the horse mouth, and Pinkie's kisses always tasted like sweets so Rainbow felt a little bit better anyway.

Rainbow Dash decided it was time for some closure, so she went back to Twilight. Twilight was still outside of her house, kissing Fluttershy, and Fluttershy was still squeaking and blushing and hiding behind her wing. Then her hors face would poke out from behind her wing, and Twilight would kiss her again.

Rainbow Dash watched it happen over and over for a few minutes, until Fluttershy ducked a kiss and said "T-Twilight? Twilight?" She hemmed and hawed and muttered and mumbled and then she shyly said, “canIbeyourspecialsomepony?" all in one big rush.

But Twilight just looked at her and said "I LIKE BOOKS," and then walked off.

And So RAINBOW DASH saw her chance! She went up to Fluttershy and said "You can be MY special somepony!"

But Fluttershy said "Are you even gay?"

Rainbow Dash said "I'm super gay! I've been trying to be gay all day and nopony will be gay with me like, for real!"

Fluttershy said "Do you know what I think, Rainbow Dash?" and she said it really cute. She said "I think you're just a pretend lesbian. I don't even think you're really bisexual."

Rainbow Dash said "Oh yeah?"

Fluttershy said "Yeah!" only it wasn't really loud but it was super cute.

Rainbow Dash said "Well, I'll prove it to you!"

And Fluttershy fluttered her eyelashes and pursed her lips, and her mane fell demurely down the side of her face. She moved her lips open and closed very lightly, making a kissy face, and said "I'm waiting, miss lesbian bisexual likes girls Rainbow Dash!"

But Rainbow Dash hesitated more, and, very slowly, she moved in close

and she moved in more closer

and she moved in more closer

and she moved in more closer

and closer

and closer

and closer

…until her hors lips touched Fluttershy's hors lips, just barely.

Their hors mouths pressed all up together, and even though Fluttershy was the RECEPTIVE one, it felt like her mouth and her tongue, Fluttershy’s small, demure, orange hors tongue, controlled Rainbow's tongue inside her hors mouth, and Rainbow could feel her feminine passions, and hear the little noises Fluttershy made, and it wasn't like, just making another mare orgasm to prove she could, it was like, a bunch of emotions and feelings and energies like, all kinds of weird on-the-inside junk!

Rainbow Dash was scared and quickly stopped kissing her, and realized that when she was kissing Fluttershy, she couldn't win. She couldn't beat that shy yellow pony in kissing, or make her feel good like sometimes she could with other mares, because Fluttershy could take all of Rainbow’s feelings and emotions and techniques into her mouth and hors body and hors spirit, and there was room for plenty more.

After a long pause in which Rainbow Dash just stood there, not doing anything whatsoever, Fluttershy said "See? You aren't a lesbian at all. You aren't even bisexual. You don't know how to actually really have a deep, emotional response to another mare, do you?"

Rainbow said, "I don't know what you're talking about, I've done stuff with a lot of girls!"

But Fluttershy said "You didn't really feel anything though, when you did, did you Rainbow Dash? Lesbianism and girl-on-girl love isn't a game, it's an orientation. And messing around with girls just to be 'the best' doesn't make you somepony that a girl would really want to be with. You're straight as an arrow, aren't you?"

Rainbow Dash hung her head in shame.

After another long pause, she looked back up at Fluttershy through her rainbow bangs, and said "but you're a lesbian, and Rarity is bisexual, and Pinkie is bisexual and Twilight is too! I just want to be cool!"

And Fluttershy said "What about Applejack?"

And Rainbow Dash said "Who?"

THE END

Author's Note

This story is written with a lot of emotions and feelings.