An engineer who goes by the name of Phantom finds himself in the Northern Wastelands, thousands of miles from civilization in a land hellbent on bringing him to his knees.
Eventually, the Equestrian leadership get their act together and teleport every human on the planet for an assembly.
Phantom is, of course, slightly peeved that this meeting hadn't happened sooner, but this is outweighed immediately by the fact that they have his brand of tea.

Rated teen for graphic descriptions of things of a non-sexual nature.

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