DeadPool and Pinkie in: One Hell Of A Adventure
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‘Bam! Bam! Bam!’ Was all that was heard as the announcer guy fell dead. Then a red-outfitted guy came out into the spotlight while saying, "That's enough of that announcing bullshit!" He spoke in an annoyed tone as he reloaded his two desert eagles. "The last thing I want to hear is somebody spilling out copy right infringement crap, like he gets a fucking tax break from it!"
DeadPool looked at the corpse. "Like I said! It's pointless! Now I want to clarify that I agreed to be in this fanfic...So don't talk about copy right stuff if I agreed to it...I know you love me, I know I love me! That's why I agreed to this..." DeadPool’s phone rang. "H...Hold on..." He answers his phone. "Hello, King of awesome speaking. How may I help you..."
"DeadPool! What the fuck are you doing in the announcement room! Shit! Shit! Shit! Are you fucking insane!?"
"Insane is my middle name." DeadPool high-fives himself and listened to his superiors anger rise.
"I don't give a bloody fuck! Just get off the damn stage! The fanfic starts any minute! Do it or your fired!" The superior hung up.
The red jumpsuit antihero sighed and looked at the audience. "That was the misses...Well I have to go...See y'all in one dangle mess of a fanfic, heehaw!" Out of nowhere, he puts on a cowboy hat and rides off the set on a horse...And that is where our story, begins.
DeadPool And Pinkie
In
One Hell Of An Adventure!
Deadpool, the red costumed wearing antihero was sitting in his chair that was in his living room and dance room. He took his desert eagle that he had and shot off a couple shots at a picture of Wolverine that had a mustache while it read 'Wolverine is a shit shredder' written in black marker.
"Jesus Christ, how boring can it get in my universe!?" He sat up and sighed in an annoyed expression. "Hey, narrator dudes, entertain me..." A annoyed groan came from a voice in DeadPool’s head.
'For the last time, I am not narrator dude...I am Dexter, and furthermore, I do not need to entertain you! I am here to give you advice on stuff you know but are too lazy to decipher! Want to entertain yourself! Go hang out with friends! Play your game! Read your comic! Hell! Watch porn! Do something else other than bother me you twat!'
'I thought you'll be a great entertainer!'
'Shut up, asshole...'
"Rude much..."
'OH! Don't get me started on rude! You are, without a doubt, the WORST roommate ever!!'
'I don't know, you kind of were pushing it with calling me a asshole...'
'Shut it, jackass....'
"Wait a minute!" The antihero snapped his fingers. "I do have a friend who isn't a complete asshole disguised as a voice in my head!" Our antihero then darted toward his computer and logged onto his Skype. He logged in and typed his password and email into his Skype.
SKYPE
Email: D3adp001gitzdaV@live.com
Password: ********
He logged on to see if his friend was on. She was. He scrolled the mouse cursor over his friends Skype. The Skype was PinkDevilcakes@Live.com and he clicked on it. Skype connected the two and DeadPool’s friend was on screen on face chat. Smiling, Deadpool waved. "Hey, Pinkster! How is my favorite techno colored horse doing!"
The pink mare giggled. "Hi, Deadster!" Smiling as she said that. "So, how is your universe doing?" She smiled.
Deadpool looked around and sighed. "I am bored Pinkie...Nothing really to do here and..." He glanced back to see if the panel was there, slowly he whispered. "The voice in my head is kinda a dick..."
'I can hear you, asshole!'
Deadpool ignored the vulgarity and continued to talk to Pinkie. "So, how is Equestria, and Ponyville doing?"
"It's doing good!" Pinkie said and then had a thought. "Hey, since you're bored, want to come to Equestria?!" Pinkie leaned toward her computers screen. "Do ya? Do ya!? DO YA!!!???"
The antihero was fast to act when the pink mare invited him to her world. "Fuck yeah!" He yelled out, firing his desert eagles into the sky like a lunatic. "But first got to get my stuff!" After a few minutes, he packed up his guns, swords, ammo, and his Fluttershy handmade plushie.
Smelling it, he gagged a bit. Staring at his dog, he started to scold the mutt. "Did you piss on this!?" The dog just stared back. "Dammit, now I have to get it bleached..." Placing the plush on a dryer, he went back to his computer. "Alright, Deadpool is here, he is not queer, get used to it! Okay, Pinkie, suck me in..."
"Okie Dokie Lokie!" The computer screen went blank and then suddenly the computer encryption code started to play in fast pace, opening a vortex unlike any other. With the vortex open, it started to break apart Deadpool’s molecules and his items molecules until he is completely sucked into the computer.
"What the hell?...." Was all he said as he found himself in a two denominational world with blocks and question mark boxes. In front was a small brown mushroom that looked angry, looking diagonally up there was a title screen that said 'Super Mario Bro'.
"Remember last time Deadster? You have to go to the pipe at the end to enter Equestria." Pinkie said to him while communicating with him telepathically.
Shaking his head, the red antihero sighed. "Sorry, it's been a while since I done this." Clearing his throat, he ran toward a group of gomba's, but instead of jumping over them, he pulled out his two eagles and shot at all of them. Each one fell in a bloody mess.
He stopped in front of a koopa trooper, and laughed. "You’re joking right...." He pushed the koopa on its back, stepped on the shell, and unloaded a full clip into it. The guns power tore its head off. He continued forward and stopped at the end where their was a strange mushroom headed guy. "What the fuck?..."
"Thank you for taking care of those monsters mister Mario! Say, did you get taller?" The mushroom person said. Freaking out, DeadPool did what he normally does. He shot it right between the eyes.
"DeadPool!? Why did you do that!" Pinkies voice was angry.
"Th...That thing! It was trying to molest me with its penis head!" He kept shooting at the corpse of the penis headed toad guy.
"No! He was just a...never mind, just...Just go into the pipe." Pinkies voice sighed in annoyance. Nodding, Deadpool stepped into the pipe and on the other side, there were three switches and each a different color.
Enter World Of Warcraft
Enter Equestria
Enter the Matrix
He chose the obvious one and activated the portal to Equestria. The portal broke up his two dimensional sprite and sucked him into the portal. On the opposite side, his molecules rebuilded and he was in a two dimension, cartoon world. "Ah! Now this! Has some free range!" He stretched out his newfound animated muscles.
"Alright, I am in Ponyville, nice, now time to find Pinkie Pie." With that our hero, villain, and comedy relief said, "Hey, can you not do that? The readers get the fucking memo..." With that, he went deeper into the town.
Same Time In Super Mario Bro.
Mario came into the starting zone. "It's a me! Mario...What in the meatball hell is this?!" He saw in front of him that every goomba and koopa was killed. As he walked through, he noticed his friend dead on the floor. "Toad! Oh mama Mia! Toad! Why! Why!!!" He knelled down and cried. "I-I promise you Toad, I will kill the bastard that did this!" Rain poured down as Mario dramatically said. "I WILL AVENGE YOU!"
Author's Note
Authors note: If you are wondering where his extra set of voices are? they won't appear till the next chapter.
