Call of pony: Modern ponyfare 3

by cj204

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 976

Epic battle of pones

I'm sorry this stupid Idea came to me and I had to do it even though I know it's gonna get A LOT of hate for being stupid and badly written. Also this is a story about ponies playing call of duty and the stereo types of online gaming as a parody. Rainbow Dash shoot's a lot of stuff and is best pony as usual.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-30 14:10:02 UTC

Pones

   One uneventful evening in ponyville, Rainbow Dash sat at her XCube 380 in the dashboard. "I wonder what twilight's doing" she thought, noticing her friend was online. She joined the xcube live party, twilight was talking to the four other ponies, until she realized Rainbow joined the party. "Who the fuck invited her?" she exclaimed with a sigh. "Hey what's that about?" Rainbow asked her friends. "All you do is quick scope we're sick of your shit." Twilight explained. "Hey I don't mind!" Pinkie yelled over the headset. "Fuck you guys you're all just jealous!" Rainbow exclaimed angry at twilight's random act of playah hatin. "I'll show you!" Rainbow yelled opening her disk tray and throwing in call of pony.

    "Fine then five V one us, bro!" Twilight exclaimed. As she finished that sentence xxsunbucker69xx and Moonznbichez joined the party, "YOYO what up faggots!" Celestia practically screeched into the Mic. "Yo we were just about to 5 V 1 Rainbow fag wanna join?". Twilight asked. "totes bro" was all Luna said as she put Call of pony in. Rainbow didn't know if she could 7 V 1 her friends and Apple Jack! That would take some serious skill, but luckily Rainbow dash was number 20 on the leader board. "Let's do this." she said, determined to win.

     Rainbow Dash joined the game that twilight had started, "Hey let's make this interesting, one life each." Twilight challenged. "No problem, as long as Fluttershy won't cry like a bitch when she dies." countered Rainbow. "Fluttershy if you cry I'll come over to your cottage and beat the shit out of you." warned twilight."O-okay guys, sorry." She quietly whispered. Rainbow dash chose her sniper class, she didn't have to quick scope but "yolo" was her reasoning.

    The game will start in 5 4 3 2 1 BEGIN! Rainbow dash threw her throwing knife across the map hoping for a sweet cross map kill for her montage. It went up across the map and nailed Apple Jack right in the face. "Ah horse apples." She said throwing the controller to the ground. Rainbow ran to the bell tower, one down 6 to go, the bell tower was the center of the map and Rainbow dash knew one of them would be there. She got on top of the bell tower and spotted Fluttershy, the bitch ass noob was hiding in a dumpster, Rainbow Dash jumped off the tower and in mid air no scoped the timid pony. "Headshot Biotch! Get your squeaker ass out of here ." Rainbow continued to pwn. She ran into a room noticing a pony in the corner she ran out of the room getting shot several times. She tossed a flash in and quickly turned her sensitivity up in her settings, the flash went off and she jumped in and did a 360 no scope hitting Rarity right in the dome. 'That's three.' She thought to her self advancing to their spawn.

       Celestia was just siting there afk Rainbow switched to her pistol and killed her as she walked by. Rainbow was about to walk into a room when she saw a red dot on her mini map. 'Who would be stupid enough to shoot' She thought to herself. 'Pinkie!' She realized. Rainbow walked over to the red dot. Pinkie was writing her name in the wall with the gun. "Oh hey Rainbow Dash, what's up?" She asked not at all caring about the game. " Sorry Pinkie gotta win." She said throwing a knife into her friend. "It's cool" replied Pinkie "I was just gonna go play Minecrap anyway."

     Rainbow continued on her search for the stupid horse-faced Twilight. She came across Luna in the street. "Old west style?" Rainbow asked as she reached luna. "Duh" was all she said. "Twilight count down to draw." Rainbow dash said. "Now here are the rules, have your flash bang or whatever non lethal aimed at me, when twilight says draw throw your flash or whatever then use your pistol to kill." Rainbow dash explained. "Cool" was all Luna said. "And don't try to cheat you moon cow I'll review the footage to make sure you didn't cheat." Rainbow warned. "Alright faggot let's do this." And with that Twilight counted "3, 2, 1, DRAW." Rainbow threw her flash at Luna's face jumped to the side and quickly executed 4 shot to the alicorn's character. Luna never even got a shot off. Oh yeah then twilight ran in like a noob and got killed by rainbow dash.

    So all together it was a good day to play call of pony. Everyone got destroyed but rainbow dash so that was good, and she later went to pinkies house got really high and played minecrap it was truly a good day, 420 blaze fagit. Later in life rainbow would probably look back on this and wonder why she was such a fucktard, that will be the day, that will be the day.

      Celestia came back from her massive shit that was apparently "Like a Whale cock in size and shape" and twilight cried about losing for like a week until Rainbow had to come to her library and beat the fuck out of her, apple Jack never played video games ever, good. I mean She's a good background character but I mean come on..... Uh Fluttershy Became good at video games and one day beat even rainbow dash at a 1 V 1. It was actually pretty short, that game. Basically Rainbow dash started but just got cross mapped instantly. Maybe flutter shy is a hacker, Oh well If she is It doesn't matter if you call her out on it she'll probably get my credit card information and give my address to the drug cartel. And everyone lived happily ever after.

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