Equestrian Zombies MLP

Although I had wings I really couldn't fly, I could barely, I saw my reflection in the mirror; I looked exactly how I thought I would if I were a pony. My initial reactions were to have a party with Pinkie, back on Earth we never had those, life was way too serious for things like that. "Time to par-tay!!!!!" I yelled at the top of my lungs. Then Pinkie appeared standing on top of me; she was as light as a feather and she had a massive grin on her face.

"Did somepony say party?!"

"No, I said par-tay!!!!"

"Oh I see, you don't want to party, you want to parrrrrrrrrrr-tayyyyyyyyyyyyy!" she grabbed my hand, I mean hoof and then I saw us whizzing past everyone, I could barely see it happen, I felt nothing, I just caught a glimpse of us entering sugar cube corner.

"Pinkie, how do you do that?"

"I dunno" the pink mare beamed "Be right back, let me go get my microphone."

"Don't take too lon-"

In no time she emerged with the biggest microphone I've ever seen; it must have been the size of sugar cube corner itself, then she yelled "Party at sugar cube corner!!!". I think she caused an Earthquake while saying that and I went deaf for a few seconds.

Just before everybody, I mean everypony, could arrive she gave me the welcome song! "Welcome welcome welcome, a fine welcome to you, welcome welcome welcome, I say how do you do? Welcome welcome welcome to ponyville today!!!! Wait for it..." *Splat* Once again she put the pastry and streamers in the wrong place but oh well, you can't stay mad at Pinkie Pie!

Then everypony came, that night was the best I've ever had, but all good things must come to an end, the bite... It started getting green with fungi and no scabs were appearing and I had the craving for... Flesh.