Sweetie happily walked down the hall, she heard Barb was down in the dumps and wanted to cheer her friend up. She had a tray of cookies that Pinkie baked in her hands. She knocked on the door. “Hey, Barb! It’s Sweetie Belle, can I come in?”

“Just leave me alone,” Barb groaned from within the room.

Sweetie frowned as she slowly opened the door, her eyes widen in shock of the devastation that hit the bedroom. The bed was flipped onto it’s side, tissues littered the floor, and in a large pile of clothing, books, and toys sat Barb, crying into her knees. “I brought cookies.

“I want to be alone, Sweetie,” Barb groaned.

“What’s wrong? You can tell me, we’re friends, right?” Sweetie asked, sitting down on the floor and placing the tray between the two. “Rarity says no one needs to bear any weight alone, so maybe you could share some of that with me?”

“Just go away, I already made Twilight mad, I’ll just mess up your life too,” Barb mumbled, refusing to look at the white filly.

Sweetie gave her a confused look, she did recall Twilight looking a bit angry a few hours ago, but then she found her later talking to Rarity and the new cowpony about Barb, she looked sad too. “Well, Twilight doesn’t look mad, she seems more sad than anything else.”

Barb slowly lifted her head up. “Twilight is… sad?”

“Yup, she was talking to the orange mare and my sister about how she did something stupid and didn’t want to make you feel sad,” Sweetie said.

“But.. no, she’s just worried I might attack her again,” Barb muttered.

“Attack her? What do ya mean?”

Barb looked Sweetie in the eyes, tears in her own. The silence was broken by Barb retelling what had happened between her and Twilight without giving too much details. The deal Twilight made with her, the month of Barb trying to remain faithful to her, and the rape that occurred yesterday. Sweetie sat and took in her friend’s words and dwelled on it. “And now she hates me and probably wants to send me back to Canterlot to protect herself.”

“I dunno, she seemed worried about you when I caught her and my sister talking. I’m sure Twilight would be hurt to see you like this,” Sweetie said, brushing a tear off Barb’s face.

“Barb?” Sweetie and Barb jumped at the sound of Twilight’s voice.

“I better get going, enjoy the cookies,” Sweetie said, opening the door to let Twilight in and vanishing form Barb’s sight. At the door stood a concerned cowpony wearing a black suit and a stetson.

“Barb, are you okay?” Twilight asked, she levitated a stool to her and sat down in front of Barb.

Barb remained silent, staring at the cookies, hoping they had answers. She eventually nodded slowly.

“Barb, I’m sorry it had to happen like this. It was stupid of me to make that deal with you, but I want you to understand that I was a curious filly back then and now I just want to be your big sister,” Twilight said. She walked over to her sister and placed a hand on her sister’s knee. “The pregnancy thing was a scare. A child is a great responsibility. No matter how adult I may appear, I really don’t think I’m ready to be a parent. While I believe you need to think before you act in certain situations… I think I should try and… be more of a sister than a controller.”

Barb remained quiet. Twilight’s mood fell as she walked out. “I’m really sorry that your first time was such a bad experience and it was with me of all ponies.”

“Twi?” Barb uttered, Twilight turned her head. “I’m sorry I… went a bit crazy. You’ve always been the pony I wanted to be with. You did everything for me and I just wanted to give you something precious to me.”

Twilight gave a soft smile. “For a pair of smart girls, we really are the dumbest in Equestria. I’ll see you at lunch.” Barb returned the smile and slowly left her pile. “And Barb?”

“Yeah, Twilight?”

“This doesn’t leave this room but... I feel like I owe you for making your first time bad.” The words that left Twilight’s lips sounded like honey to the dragoness. “But not for a while, we’ll discuss it later.” The door shut behind Twilight, leaving Barb to cheer and dance to her own victory. “Also, Rarity told me of Sweetie’s tutor and I wanna see if I could hire her to tutor you as well.” The victory dance turned into a groan of annoyance.

“Did ya just agree to fuck yer sister later?” Applejack asked, shocked by what she just heard.

“I don’t like it much either but she did just lose her virginity and barely got anything out of it. I feel like I owe her at least one more. But after that, I’m off limits to her,” Twilight replied. “Got a problem with that, Applejack?”

“Nope, I’ve had a few accusations of me riding my brother’s rod that ended with the yahoo in a hospital bed. Doesn’t help that I have plenty of cousins that practice it… to keep the Apple Line pure as they say, Miss Twilight,” Applejack said.

“Call me Twilight, I’ve never liked being called on by a title,” Twilight retorted.

"Got it," Applejack said. "One day, yu'll have to explain this whole mess around Miss Barb and yurself. And this whole thing about your... would it be right to call it a secret still? Based on what Ah've heard from Rarity."

"Maybe later, and just call it a genetic defect for now," Twilight groaned, shaking her head.

Applejack stayed silent for a bit, slightly confused by Twilight's confusing words. "Girl dick, got it."

Twilight let out a annoyed sigh as they came across Rarity who bowed slightly. “Twilight, Miss Fluttershy is here.”

Intrigued, Twilight nodded and Rarity led the two to the living room where Fluttershy sat. Fluttershy heard the steps and turned to see her friend. “Hello Twilight, I-” The yellow pegasus turned to the orange cowpony. “... I don’t think I’ve met this mare before.”

“She’s my new bodyguard. Applejack, this is Fluttershy, she’s the daughter of the Cloudsdale Count,” Twilight greeted.

“Please to make yer acquaintance, Miss,” Applejack said stoically, giving the pegasus a slight nod.

“Oh, it’s nice to meet you too,” Fluttershy uttered, blushing at how cool the cowpony looked. “Twilight, may I ask why you need a bodyguard?”

“In the span of two days, a tree was thrown into my office at Spark’s Designs, Applejack knocked me unconscious when she accused me of seducing her brother into modelling for my company, and Barb nearly raped me, I say nearly because I did give my consent to do so… at first,” Twilight explained, wincing slightly as Applejack tried to hide her face with her hat.

“Oh dear, are you hurt?” Fluttershy asked, stepping towards her possibly injured friend and began checking Twilight’s body for any injuries, her hands gliding along the purple mare’s arms, searching for cuts.

“I’m fine, Fluttershy. Barb did scratch my back and shoulders but those were too small to matter,” Twilight chuckled.

“Are you sure?” Fluttershy asked, slowly returning to her seat.

“Positive. Now, why did you come by? Just to chat?” Twilight asked.

“Oh! Right, sorry. I just remembered that my mother and I did some digging and found out who threw that tree at your office,” Fluttershy said, perking her friend’s interest.

“Go on,” Twilight stated, taking a seat.

“We found a note on the tree, it was hidden among the branches and it was a love letter,” Fluttershy said, holding out a well worn piece of paper.

“Someone destroyed my office to give me a love letter?” Twilight grunted in annoyance. She opened it and read it’s contents, with Applejack and Rarity peering over her shoulder. “Did you and your mother read it?”

“Mother found it and read it aloud to me, but the only secret I can think of is Barb’s crush on you,” Fluttershy said, giving Twilight a curious look.

Twilight glanced down at the letter.

Unless you want your most guarded secret to become front page news, you will go to Gustave’s at 8, come alone.

The letter was signed with a heart. “In all honesty, that secret isn’t as guarded as I thought it was. Everyone seems to have a habit of finding out sooner or later.”

Fluttershy’s eyes widened. “How do you mean?”

“Sweetie Belle walked in on Twilight once and told me,” Rarity stated.

“Ah saw it when Ah dragged Barb out of the study, kicking and screaming,” Applejack added.

“Saw what?” Fluttershy asked, her curiosity growing.

“I have a penis, Fluttershy,” Twilight responded calmly.

Fluttershy’s eyes went wide, glancing down to Twilight’s crotch, then to her breasts, and finally her face before returning to her crotch. “I-Uh-who-what-I…” The rampant flow of information caused the yellow pegasus to faint, falling onto the couch.

Twilight raised her hands in surprise. “Finally, a normal response to finding out I have a dick!”

“Ah had a dragoness to pry off yer pecker, Ah only started to get all weirded out by your girl cock,” Applejack retorted.

“I was eased into it by close-to-home rumors,” Rarity commented, causing Twilight to facepalm. None of the mares noticed twin trails of blood leaking from Fluttershy’s nose and a heavy blush on her face.

“Alright. Applejack, keep an eye on Fluttershy. Rarity, we need a plan for tonight. I don’t know who this is, but walking into this alone is not something I want,” Twilight ordered. The two mares nodded, while Applejack sat down next to Fluttershy, Twilight and Rarity left the room.

Applejack remained there for a moment, and noticed the blood leaking from the pegasus’ nose. She looked around for a tissue to wipe the blood away, when she found a familiar blue pegasus walking up to her. She wore a light blue tank top that almost blended in with her fur, and black shorts that clung to her body tightly. Hanging from her neck was a white towel, which meant the pony was recently exercising. “Sup.”

“Howdy, how are ya? Don't think Ah caught a name,” Applejack asked the new mare.

“Rainbow Dash, the driver. So Twilight hired the bitch that knocked her out?” Rainbow asked, sucking on a water bottle.

“Yah, and yer that stringy speedster that bounced all over the place?”

“I was merely finding the best way to take you down, and you can’t hit what you can’t catch,” Rainbow smirked.

“Didn’t Ah bust yer arm up something awful?”

“Didn’t I break your nose?”

“Ah also recall slamming ya onto the pavement.”

“That’s nothing compared to me wrecking your leg.” Applejack and Rainbow Dash stared each other down for a few moments. “Lucky that the police stopped me from taking you down myself,” Rainbow laughed.

“Police are there to ‘Protect and Serve’ by protecting you from me, Maybe ya should thank them one day,” Applejack snapped.

“Do you really want to start this again?” Rainbow questioned. She walked up to the bodyguard who was a head taller than the driver.

“While Ah’d be honoured to teach ya some manners, Ah don’t think our boss would appreciate starting trouble in her home, with her guest passed out beside me,” Applejack added, glaring at the blue pegasus.

“Guest? How hey… why is Fluttershy out?” Rainbow asked, she kneeled down to use her towel to clean up the blood and the odd trail of drool.

“Twilight told Miss Shy she had a dick,” Applejack answered.

“Isn’t that supposed to be a secret?”

“Well, with ponies finding out she has one and not getting the right response, she just gave up trying to hide it,” Applejack said.

“Where’s she now?”

“With Rarity, they’re planning to do something about the tree thrower that had a love threat pinned to it.”

“Jeez, what else have I missed?” Rainbow screamed.

“Something about the dragoness girl losing her virginity last night and I got hired as the bodyguard. Any other questions?” Applejack asked, giving the pegasus a confident smirk.

“Fuck this week,” Rainbow muttered, walking away. Applejack just watched the mare leave, chuckling in the knowledge that she won this battle.

~dood~[/hr]

“I’m sorry, Mom. I did what you asked me to but I… fainted,” Fluttershy sulked in her couch.

“It’s okay baby, not your fault. At least she knows,” Sweet Breeze said, holding Fluttershy tightly. “Did you learn of anything else?”

Fluttershy blushed hard when she recalled Twilight’s reveal, and the way she said it with such a stone-face and that the others didn’t even bat an eye to such a discovery. “N-no, Mom.”

“Not even this secret of hers?” Sweet asked, pouting.

“Well… with you being related to me and that she doesn’t like you, she might think I might tell you so she never said,” Fluttershy lied, fighting off the urge to extend her wings.

“True, Twilight has been defensive around me, it would make some sense that she’d be defensive around you,” Sweet Breeze groaned. She released the yellow pegasus and stood up, pacing around the room in thought. “We need a plan, my dear. What do we know of Twilight?”

“Other than titles?” Fluttershy asked.

“Yes, other than titles, dear.”

“Well, she’s protective of herself and her friends, she likes to read, she’s a lesbian, umm… she likes to help others,” Fluttershy listed off. “Oh, she recently had an issue with her sister, Barb!”

“What issues?” Sweet asked, with a big smile on her face.

“Um… Barb has a crush on Twilight and they had a… thing happen recently which might have strained their relationship as sisters,” Fluttershy squeaked, shrinking into her couch.

“Did something happen, Fluttershy? You can tell mommy,” Sweet cooed, rubbing her daughter’s back.

“Well-she, uh,” Fluttershy stammered, her mother looking down at her with curiosity and glee. “Barb… kinda attacked… Twilight yesterday, and I think she’s trying to repair the damage. All I know is that Barb did something she shouldn’t have but Twilight is trying to forgive her,” Fluttershy explained, blushing.

Sweet was slightly confused until she recalled her niece's drunken rant. “Did Barb… try to have sex with Twilight?”

Fluttershy swallowed her breath. “From what I could gather… ‘try’ isn’t what I’d use.”

Sweet’s smile grew wider, interested in the possibility. “Tell me Fluttershy… do you think Twilight is attractive?”

~dood~[/hr]

Twilight walked down the street in a dark purple suit and dress pants, with a blue dress shirt underneath. She was heading for a restaurant called Gustave’s which is famous for being the only restaurant that started in the Aerie to branch out into other lands but also for being one of the few places one could acquire meat. It was a large, very elegant place, filled with rich ponies. The Duchess didn’t like this at all. Her eyes glanced across the street to see one of her sports cars with Rainbow at the wheel. In the restaurant itself, she noticed Applejack, and Rarity at a booth while… Pinkie managed to sneak in as a Hostess. The pink mare was dressed in a skirt that covered her knees and a form-fitting vest and white dress shirt. “Welcome to Gustave’s. Do you have a reservation?”

“I’m meeting someone here,” Twilight stated.

“Name please,” Pinkie added, smiling a goofy smile as her rump swung from side to side.

Rubbing her eyes, Twilight groaned. “Twilight Sparkle.”

Pinkie looked through it and frowned. “Nope, no Twilight here, sorry ma’am.”

“She’s with us.” Twilight and Pinkie turned to see two teenagers, both a year younger than Barb was. While they were both fillies, the supposed leader of the duo had a pink coat with a eerily similar mane colour as Twilight’s mother, wearing a white sundress with a pink shawl and long white gloves. A small tiara perched on her head. Her cohort was a grey filly with blue-framed glasses and a silver pony-tail, she wore a grey skirt and a white blouse, like the first girl, a blue shawl that covered her shoulders. “Miss Twilight, I presume?”

Twilight glanced at the two fillies, they both were confident in their stance, the pink girl more so than her grey friend. “I do believe I did say that name a second ago, Miss?”

“Diamond Tiara, and this is Silver Spoon,” she greeted, giving a faux curtsy. Silver Spoon merely giggled as the two led Twilight to a table in the middle of the room, the restaurant was abuzz with activity; ponies, diamond dogs, and griffons laughing and talking to each other as waiters and waitresses of pony and diamond dog varieties helped the guests. Silver Spoon helped Diamond into her seat before seating herself, Twilight kept her eyes on the pink filly as she sat down. “It’s quite the honour to meet our new Duchess, Miss Sparkle. Or should I say, Duke?”

Twilight remained silent with a brow raised.

“Kinda fitting for a herm to inherit the biggest lingerie company from an old pervert, right Diamond?” Silver giggled.

“I know right? You really need to keep that secret of yours under lock and key,” Diamond laughed, staring at the older mare.

Twilight rolled her eyes, giving PInkie a nod when she came by with rolls. “What exactly did you girls do to… find this information?”

“I have eyes and ears everywhere, there’s nothing you can hide from me,” Diamond said, with a sadistic smile.

“If your information is as accurate as you claim it to be, then you know I’m in possession of ALOT of magic, it may not have helped me against an earth pony shaped Bulldozer but it’s still strong enough to turn two nosy little fillies into frogs,” Twilight added, glaring at the two.

Silver shuddered and sank in her seat, while Diamond continued to smile. “You wouldn’t do that, otherwise we’ll tell everyone that you... are a hermaphrodite.”

“First, it’s hard to speak when you’re not a sapient creature and second… go ahead, tell everyone that I’m a hermaphrodite. Out of all the ponies that know my secret, I’ve only had a single pony faint on me, the others shrugged it off. Why should I stop you when being a mare with a cock isn’t that special?” Twilight asked. Silver swallowed her breath and turned to her friend who showed signs of aggression.

Diamond Tiara’s rage disappeared as a smirk crossed her face. “Never try to call my bluff.” she stated, she stood up and took a deep breath. “Twilight Sparkle, the Duchess of Everfree is a Hermaphodite! A dickmare!”

There was a silence in the room, all eyes on Diamond Tiara. Twilight, blushed with embarrassment despite her claim that she didn’t care waited and hoped for the usual reaction.

“Okay.” One stallion called out and the restaurant returned to it’s previous status of ponies, dogs, and griffons having a good time.

Diamond sunk into her seat, her eyes widen in horror as Twilight smirked. “Told you, no one cares.” Twilight laid back with a shrug with her arms in a ‘meh’ gesture, only to feel a note in her hand and a mare mouthing off the words ‘call me’ as she returned to her seat. “Except her, but for other reasons.”

“But why? You’re a freak!” Diamond stammered.

“I guess we’re in an age where everyone are more open-minded. Now tell me how you found out, and what did you hope to achieve with blackmailing me with information no one would care about?” Twilight asked, leaning towards the duo.

Diamond pouted glaring at Twilight. “I’m not saying anything to a freak like you!”

Silver Spoon wasn’t as strong. “A Blank-Baby pegasus said something about it at school, thinking that some rainbow-maned skank is super cool. Then it came to how she was your driver and how you could be cooler than her and then they mentioned that how you were probably using the rainbow chick any way you want every night. The blank-baby thought you were only cool because you had sex with your driver. We thought if we could use that information, we could pretend to be your fillyfriends and you’d take us shopping and let us do whatever we want with your money.”

Despite the sound of Applejack and Rarity trying to hold back their laughter about the ‘Rainbow-maned skank’, Twilight frowned, glaring at the fillies. “So you girls wanted to leech from my wallet like the parasitic urchins that you are, all while pretending to be my... underaged fillyfriends? But since you know about ‘me’ I have to assume that the correct stance is lovers. Is that what we’re getting at here?” Both fillies were speechless. They both shrunk in their seats in fear of what the older mare would do. “Nothing to defend yourself?”

“What do we do?” Silver Spoon whispered to her friend.

Diamond swallowed her breath and frowned… until an idea came to her. “If we are your lovers, then you’ve been engaging in sex with underaged fillies, correct?”

Twilight narrowed her eyes in annoyance. “And what proof do you have of any of that?”

“You’re the newest on the scene, everyone wants dirt on you and when you REALLY think about it… who would the masses agree with? Two innocent little fillies or a dickmare who thought she could do anything?” Diamond chuckled, glaring at the Duchess.

“There are spells designed to catch liars, girls,” Twilight added.

“And there are ways around it,” Diamond quipped.

“And what exactly is stopping me from forcing your lips closed with magic?” Twilight asked, crossing her arms in annoyance.

“Witnesses for one, it would look super odd for someone to see you use your magic to keep two little fillies quiet,” Diamond stated. Twilight’s mouth snapped shut, her eyes closed in thought. “What will it be, Twi-Twi? You take us shopping and let us have anything we want, or do we tell the press that Duchess of Everfree raped two innocent little fillies? I did just prove that I don’t just make threats.”

Twilight was livid with this filly, the mere audacity of a teenager blackmailing her with threats and false accusations. She needed out of this and now, but nothing was in her favor. “I’m surprised your parents let you do this kind of thing.”

Diamond let out a triumphant huff. “My daddy would do anything for me, he is the owner of the LifeTrust.”

“Filthy Rich? Interesting,” Twilight uttered.

“Not only that but Silver’s daddy is one of the head CEOs of Sparks Industries, you can’t touch us without getting your reputation tarnished, Miss Duchess,” Diamond laughed.

“Hoity Toity?” Twilight asked, Silver nodded smugly. “Glad to hear that, especially when I’m technically your father’s boss.”

“What?” Silver uttered, feeling slightly scared now.

“You girls didn’t do ALL your research did you? I’m not just the Duchess of Everfree, I’m THE CEO of Sparks Industries. Your dad works for me, Miss Spoon,” Twilight said.

Silver shook in fear, not wanting to get her father in trouble. Diamond didn’t share the same terror. “So? My daddy doesn’t work for you, thus you still have to do my bidding.”

“Are you seriously going to throw your friend under the bus? How are you so sure that I can’t get in touch with your father? That’s a risky game you’re playing,” Twilight asked.

Silver turned to Diamond with concern in her eyes. “I thought we were in this together, I don’t want my daddy to get in trouble and possibly fired because your dad put a limit on your credit card again,” She whispered.

“Please, we still got this in the bag, she won’t do anything to your dad,” Diamond scoffed, becoming confused as a white unicorn mare stood next to Twilight, who held a phone to her ear. “Hey, we said alone!”

“Someone threw a TREE into my office. The fact you forgot where I worked after doing that baffles me enough, but when it happens, you expect me to go anywhere alone?” Twilight rebutted.

“We asked a friend of Daddy to do it for us,” Silver muttered, quivering under Rarity's stare.

A smile crossed Twilight’s lips the moment she heard someone greet her on the other line. “Hello, Rich. This is Twilight, I have a question for you.”

As Pinkie returned with some more drinks, Applejack took a chair and sat down next to Silver Spoon, scaring the poor filly. Rarity handed Twilight a folder from her purse, to which Twilight flipped through it and smiled. “What are you doing?” Diamond asked.

“You said you wanted to start building in the Everfree province, correct? Two projects in Manehatten, two in Trottingham, and one in Ponyville, is that right?” Twilight asked, nodding as she continued to read through the folder.

“What is she doing?” Diamond questioned, staring at Applejack.

“Wait and see, hayseed,” Applejack replied, staring down both fillies.

“About that, I’m not completely sure if that’s for Everfree’s best interests at this time. You see, I’ve had a rough week and I wanna play it safe as it’s kinda chancy with how LifeTrust could work with my land in the event that my sour luck spreads to the whole province. It might be because I’m new to this ‘Duchess’ thing, but… I need to play it safe for now, you know?” Twilight said. She placed a hand over the receiver and turned to Rarity. “Was it Filthy or Sapphire Shores that can’t stand not doing anything to help a possible business associate? I can never remember.”

“They both would try to do so, but Filthy is more protective of himself and others than Sapphire in a business sense,” Rarity answered.

Twilight could smirk the moment she heard Filthy ask about the things that happened recently. “Well I was assaulted by a dragon yesterday, had my face punched in by my bodyguard before I hired her, and your daughter threw a tree into my office at Spark’s Designs and is threatening me with blackmail. The usual political nonsense, I assure you,” Twilight stated. looking Diamond Tiara dead in the eyes, her eyebrows wiggling at them tauntingly. “Well, I can’t say it was your daughter that threw it since she evidently didn’t know I owned that company, but she did tell me in person that she was involved with the tree, after all…”

“Don’t you dare,” Diamond warned.

“She did invite me to Gustave’s so she can tell me that she’s blackmailing me, using some stupid story that I’m a hermaphrodite that raped her and her friend. Would you like to talk to her?” Twilight asked. She handed the phone to Diamond, a grin on her face as the pink filly pressed it to her ear.

“Hi Daddy…” Diamond stammered. Her eyes clenched as she felt the barrage of parental disappointment assault her ear. “But… she kidnapped me and Silver, Daddy! I can still feel her…. hurting my insides, Silver is still crying.”

Twilight shook her head in annoyance. “Still playing that card, little filly?”

“Daddy wants to speak to you, Miss Sparkle,” Diamond said, faking a sniffle.

Twilight accepted the phone. “Mr. Rich, may I ask how your daughter had such an imagination?”

Twilight’s face became unreadable, it began to make Diamond and Silver worry. “I see, then how shall we explain the pine that found itself in my office? With a letter that was penned by your daughter or her friend? I still have that letter if you wish to see it.”

“Oh no, the letter!” Diamond gasped.

“As well, if you so desire. We can have the girls tested for any sexual abuse, even if I did happen to rape them and tried to clean them, my magic would have left residue on them, too faint to affect them in anyway but enough for a forensics team to detect,” Twilight said.

“You could remove the residue, and just say you never did it,” Diamond shouted.

“You can’t clean magic residue off with anything, it takes four years for it to completely go away unless you’re a unicorn, in that case, it never leaves,” Twilight stated, covering the receiver. “Sorry about that, yes. I’ll even pay them and you can oversee it. Last I checked, I don’t have anything I need hidden from the public yet.”

“She has a dick!” Somepony called out, the three mares and two fillies found themselves the center of attention, everyone in the restaurant watching them settle this conflict.

Twilight remained silent until she heard Filthy’s question. “Yes, the stallion that rudely shouted across the room is correct, I am a hermaphrodite. Pick a date, and I’ll happily prove my innocence to a crime that never happened, and provide proof of a crime that nearly happened.”

“Could you not call my Daddy please?” Silver begged, sitting in her chair with a saddened look.

“Very well, we’ll discuss this crime as well as any other business you need to handle on Friday. We’ll meet at my office at Sparks Designs,” Twilight concluded. “Thank you for your time.”

“So?” Diamond pouted, glaring at the purple unicorn.

“You two are to go straight home NOW. If you ever pull this stunt again, I will ensure you both go to a reformation center. I admit, you nearly had me, probably because I’m still new to the whole political thing. But with the power I have, both politically AND magically, I will not allow some brats try to use others, especially me, for their own selfish gains,” Twilight growled, glaring at both fillies.

“This isn’t the end, Sparkle.” Diamond scoffed, walking out of the restaurant.

Silver was about to follow her when she felt her hand yanked back by magic. “Why do you hang out with someone that clearly sees you as a resource and not as a pony?” Twilight questioned.

“We’re B.F.Fs, that’s why… Miss Sparkle,” Silver replied, shaking in fear and trying to regain her hand.

“She clearly doesn’t see you that way. Know that your father won’t get in trouble from something YOU did, he didn’t lead you into trouble, your friend did. But he will know about this incident, so expect some sort of punishment later,” Twilight concluded, her horn’s glow faded. Silver rubbed her wrist and nodded quickly, running to catch up with her friend.

“Good job, Miss Sparkle!” A mare called out, clapping.

“She could have done better, I’d say,” a griffon male muttered.

“Hey, rape is pretty serious, I’m surprised she isn’t being led out of here in cuffs,” one stallion added.

“This is why I don’t go into politics,” a female diamond dog grumbled, finishing her drink.

“HEY! Git back to yer own business,” Applejack shouted, scaring the customers back to their own tables.

Twilight finished her water and stood up. “Rarity, get Pinkie. We’re leaving.”

“She went to join Rainbow Dash in the car ten minutes ago, she stated her shift was over,” Rarity responded.

Giving her butler a nod of acknowledgement, Twilight soon noticed that her entire workforce was close by. She could just stop and tell Rarity to go get the girls and all seven of them could enjoy a nice meal together, not as their boss and a squad of workers, but as friends and equals.

“Hey Rainbow, Rarity, Pinkie. Why don’t you stop fucking working and come with me and Barb…”

“…do something fun that isn’t work. We’ll invite Fluttershy, she might like it.”

That night was a blur, with bits and pieces here and there that Twilight tried to drown with alcohol. The events that occurred there were too hazy to remember, all she truly knew what had happened was based on what Rainbow told her after a night of drunken sex.

It would be so simple as well. Make a few calls, get Rainbow to pick up Barb, wait for Fluttershy to get here, and the five of them could just eat and be merry. She smiled at the thought, and gave the restaurant a glance, admiring the atmosphere despite what had happened moments before.

“Is something wrong, Twilight?” Rarity asked, giving her Mistress a concerned look.

Twilight shook her head. “Sorry, let me just pay the check and we’ll leave.”

~dood~[/hr]

Barb wandered the empty halls of the Manor, unable to determine what she wanted to do. Her relationship with Twilight was strained since yesterday, and even then her sister took her staff to deal with a problem that involved a tree and blackmail in a love letter.

“Stupid, STUPID Barb. You had to get greedy, You had Twilight and you scared her away. Maybe I should be looking for someone else, so I don’t accidentally attack Twilight again,” Barb uttered, sighing as the events of her first time replayed in her thoughts. “I didn’t even get to the good part… I didn’t make Twilight happy, she was so mad at me for that.”

It was then, Barb heard something break from her sister’s bedroom. Worried about her safety, she ran to a secret opening a few steps away from Twilight’s door. She glanced into a hole she made to see Fluttershy, who only wore a trenchcoat, and a unknown pegasus girl with a leather jacket and casual wear talking. “I don’t know about this Mom.” Fluttershy uttered.

“It’ll be fine, sweetie. A little incest never hurt anybody, Twilight did say she wanted to have sex with you. I think we should give her that chance,” Sweet cooed, sliding Fluttershy’s coat off her. Fluttershy’s hands shot to hide her lacey bra and thong from her own mother, blushing hard. “Don’t hide it, flaunt it! You got a beautiful body.”

“But… I don’t know about this. I think maybe at least a dinner and a few dates… and after we said our vows at a big chapel or something if it gets that far,” Fluttershy whimpered, blushing hard.

“Pretend this is one of your mangas, dear. You wait in your cousins’s room for her return, and you want to show her that you love her in the most primal and most natural way possible. And remember what I taught you about pleasing a mare,” Sweet said, retreating into the closet.

“But I-” Fluttershy jumped at the sound of the main doors opening. She dived under the bed out of fear, hoping no one would notice her.

Barb frowned and crept out of her hiding spot to reach Twilight. it didn’t take long to see her older sister walking in her direction. “Twilight! Fluttershy and a strange mare she called ‘Mom’ are in your bedroom, I think they want to have sex with you!”

Twilight’s mouth clamped shut, unable to respond to such a thing. After a moment Twilight could only say “could you repeat that?”

“Fluttershy is hiding under your bed right now, wearing a bra and a thong while her mom is in your closet. Fluttershy didn’t really sound like she wanted to, at least not yet, but her mom wanted her to have sex with you,” Barb added.

“Is this a ploy to get me in your room or something?” Twilight asked, utterly confused.

“NO, I can prove it!” Barb groaned, pulling Twilight to the unicorn’s bedroom. Barb threw the closet doors open to reveal a nervously grinning Sweet Breeze. The dragon girl then fell to her knees to glare at the scantily clad pegasus under the bed.

Twilight felt a migraine coming on, feeling the effects of too much stupidity drain her will. “Fluttershy, I’ve had a really rough day… it’s a bit late for you to go home right now, but I’d rather you not sleep in my bed. I’ll have Rarity prepare a room for you and your mother,” she said, taking a step back while avoiding direct eye contact with Fluttershy’s body.

“Thank you, Twilight,” Fluttershy stuttered, trying to hide her body with her hands.

“Don’t know what you’re missing, dear,” Sweet teased, her hand grabbing her daughter’s ass, and forcing a squeak from her. “Sex is the best relaxant. Trust me, I know.”

“I would rather sleep for a day then have sex with anybody right now,” Twilight retorted, her magic struggling past her headache to dress her for bed.

Barb ushered the two mares out, and shut the door behind her. “Yeah, you’re not getting the drop on Twilight while I’m here.”

Sweet rolled her eyes as a white unicorn slowly jogged to them, out of breath. “Sorry for being late… still trying to -wheeze- perfect this -huff- ‘Butler Sense’ Vinyl has been teaching me about,” Rarity gasped, she regained her composure and led Fluttershy and Sweet to a guest room while Barb triumphantly walked to her room, feeling that she did something good for Twilight tonight.

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Silver Spoon sat on her bed, thinking about what had happened today. Diamond trying to blackmail Twilight only to have it derail before both their eyes. The mere thought of her parents finding out she was about to frame somepony for rape made her sick. It was fortunate that her father hadn’t heard of the news… yet anyway.

“Why do you hang out with someone that clearly sees you as a resource and not as a pony?”

That question echoed in Silver’s head, while it was fun to be around Diamond, but thinking back… she was always just along for the ride, Diamond was always the one wanting to do things, or laugh at somepony’s lack of something she has plenty of. Silver Spoon was only the passenger in their schemes and it was never more apparent than at Gustave’s. Diamond didn’t care one bit that Twilight had a direct connection to Silver’s dad, but she wilted the moment the purple unicorn phoned Mr. Rich.

She brought a stuffed bear into her view. “What do you think, Honey Bear? Do you think Ms. Sparkle is right about Diamond or are we really B.F.Fs?”

She was given no answer as she curled up into bed, hoping that today was just a bad dream.

Author's Note

Thanks to Wrabbit, unknownwisdom, and Blaze3713 for commenting on the thing and helping, dood.

Huzzah, one loose end tied, now for other loose ends... like Blueblood's thing... and Celestia's thing, and Fluttershy's thing... and Sunset's thing... I have a lot of things to sort out, luckily Blueblood and Celestia's things are extremely similar and both involve Trixie visiting Twilight next chapter, and SUnset will be throwing a party there too, dood... I may even try to solve the Fluttershy thing as the proposed sex scene... ONLY I CAN TELL, DOOD.

Now I need to send PMs and ask people to hurry harder on proofing, dood.

Thanks TheRustyBucket for the idea where Twilight remembers sorta remebers the drunk thing and thinks about just sititng down and having a meal with her workers, dood.

Also.... I'm soo sorry that I forgot to open comments for this chapter on the Google.docs, dood. Also I've been thinking of a new way to do dis, since obviously people will read it and won't be inspired to read it again once it's out and about, dood. It's pretty much me giving you permission to watch my chapter get dressed, and after you saw the goods, you don't feel like seeing her in that cocktail dress after watching her try out bras and panties, dood.