Barb felt like needles were piercing her scales as she listened to Ms. Cheerilee’s lecture about the Everfree Forest.

“While it does hold the title of largest forest in Equestria, it is also one of the many sources of pure chaos magic. This source draws many species of creatures to it, such as Rockodiles, Cockatrices, and Ursas.”

Barb, Cheerilee, and Sweetie Belle sat at the large table in the room, various books opened, with the mulberry mare’s pupils taking notes diligently. Normally, Barb wouldn’t be taking notes as she knew everything Cheerilee taught, but ever since Twilight had decided to sit in on the tutoring sessions, Barb’s need to impress her sister was pushed to the nth degree.

“Now keep in mind that this form of chaos has a tendency to summon guardians to defend itself, commonly infusing life into it’s surroundings, hence the creation of the Timberwolves that live exclusively in the Everfree Forest. While they are deadly predators, they are unable to leave the forest or they will deteriorate and die from the lack of connection to their source of magic.”

Every so often, Sunset would pop in and sit next to Twilight, listening to Cheerilee’s lecture with the same bored expression Barb would normally wear, but Twilight listened attentively, writing down a few notes and smiling, keeping her eyes locked on their tutor.

“While it is true that the Everfree Forest is a dangerous place, it also has many mysteries that even to this day, explorers find. One of these mysteries is the Mirror Pool, which has the ability to create a living mirror image of the one that recited the chant before entering its water.”

Barb’s face flushed as a lewd thought of two Twilights embracing her, both dicks hard and ready to double penetrate her. She shook her head when she felt her drool drip from her lips and wiped her mouth, noticing that Cheerilee and Sweetie were staring at her. “S-sorry.”

“Don’t worry too much about it, some fillies and most colts get rather... provocative thoughts when it comes to the Mirror Pool,” Cheerilee said with a calm smile. “As I was saying, the Mirror Pool, the Tree of Harmony, Sunny Town. All these mysteries and more fill the forest, but there is one absolute truth… Everfree Forest was once home to the Princess before the Great War.”

Sweetie Belle gave her teacher a confused look, tapping her pencil on the table. “If Everfree Forest is so dangerous, then why did the Princess live in there to begin with?”

“Because it was never that dangerous to begin with,” Cheerilee answered. She turned to Barb with a curious look. “Would you happen to know why, Barb?”

Barb jumped upright in surprise, mentally calming herself as she tried not to make a fool of herself in front of her sister. The library door opened and Vinyl Scratch walked in, taking a seat next to Twilight. ‘Great, let’s look like a buffoon in front of a famous DJ and the love of your life.’ She coughed and gave Cheerilee a determined look. “Before Equestria was founded, ponies were highly nomadic and were often seen as either a quick meal or slave labor by every other race. Eventually they founded Equestria and made their capital in the forest, dubbing it ‘Everfree’ to state that ponies will forever be free.”

Sunset let out a sigh. “And like a hundred years later, the changelings came and enslaved us and a bunch of other races and the decades of bullshit breeding deformed our abilities and made us bipedal. How did we become a world power when everyone had enslaved us at one point or another?” She asked, leaning back in her chair.

“Each of our races’ specialities are much stronger in comparison to other races, We may have been weakened, but our special talents are still above theirs on a being-for-being basis. Pegasi that use planes or gliders still prove to be among the best pilots in the sky, earthers can match anyone in strength, save for diamond dogs or minotaurs, while having no rivals in the agricultural department, and unicorns are the best magic users in the world, second only to the kitsune. Having what most races believe to be a goddess as our racial leader also helps with the intimidation factor,” Twilight explained, fixing her glasses.

“That’s correct, we may have been controlled and enslaved by nearly every other race, but we managed to free our kin and make a name for ourselves,” Cheerilee said with a smile.

Barb let out a sigh as Cheerilee continued with her lecture. Trying her best to at least look interested but her attention wandered, silently commenting to herself about how boring the lesson was.

“While Everfree was never as chaotic as it is now, it’s chaos magic grew stronger with the Nightmare Wars.”

“The Nightmare Wars?” Sweetie asked.

“The Nightmare Wars was like a year long conflict between Princess Celestia and a pony hero of the Great War called Nightmare Moon,” Vinyl answered, tapping her finger against her arm to a beat only she could hear. “Most of the battles happened in there and the disharmony sort of lingered there. What caused it to manifest into a source of chaos was when Nightmare used the majority of her power to destroy the castle in an attempt to kill Celestia, which created the Chaos Beacon; that’s the actual term for a Source of Chaos, kids; and caused everything wrong with the world to chill in the forest.”

Cheerilee smiled at the DJ, easily hiding her annoyance. “While I would have liked Sweetie or Barb to answer that, I’m glad you know our history so well, Miss…”

“Vinyl. And I majored in history before dropping out to be a legend,” the white unicorn chuckled.

Twilight shot Vinyl a dirty look while Cheerilee ignored the DJ. “Well, I hope you took notes girls, because there will be a test tomorrow on this subject, okay?”

“Yes, Miss Cheerilee,” Sweetie Belle and Barb said in unison. Barb got out of her seat but paused to see two diamond dogs standing next to the three unicorns. One was clearly Bonez but the other was much shorter, she wasn’t even as tall as Sweetie Belle. “Uhh… Hi?”

Twilight and Vinyl raised a brow and turned to see their audience. “Oh, Bonez? What brings you here?” Twilight asked in mild surprise.

“Miss Twilight, I… must ask you for another favor,” Bonez said, nudging his daughter forward. “Your remember Roxy, correct?” She crossed her arms and pouted, glaring at the floor. She had her father’s gray fur colour, but she wore a black shirt with a diamond dog skull on it, and pants that looked as if the slightest movement would make them fall, a silver bangle around her right arm and three ring piercings on her left ear. Her yellow eyes filled with disinterest.

Twilight perked up and smiled as she approached the female diamond dog. “Of course I remember her, I… didn’t expect her to grow up so fast.”

“Ha ha ha,” Roxy muttered, growling to herself.

“Roxy, manners,” Bonez scolded, looking down on his daughter. “I apologize. I am… forced to ask you to watch over her for a few days. My… wife has been bothering me lately for a special anniversary vacation. I must ask you to look after my daughters and son.”

Twilight frowned slightly, crossing her arms in annoyance. “I assume this is part of the deal with Pinkie?”

“Not exactly. I was hoping I could find another sitter, leaving Pinkie as a last resort due to her new location and duties,” Bonez claimed apologetically.

“Can’t be all that bad, looks like she can behave herself, and the rest should be fine if Pinkie can handle them all,” Vinyl chuckled petting Roxy. Bonez and Twilight gave the white unicorn a concerned look as Roxy’s eyes glazed over as she admired Vinyl’s only partially clothed breasts.

Roxy was soon torn from her view to a smiling white filly. “Hello, I’m Sweetie Belle. Do you want to go play with me and Barb? I think Scootaloo is coming over today to play as well.”

“I don’t play with kids,” Roxy growled, hurting Sweetie’s feels a bit.

“Of which you still technically are,” Bonez retorted, staring down at his daughter again. “Apologize to the young miss.”

“Pfft,” Roxy muttered, avoiding Sweetie’s eyes. “Sorry.” This caused her father to shake his head in disappointment.

“I’m older than you, and I still play games, it’s fine,” Barb shrugged, leading Sweetie out of the room.

“Be nice to them or you’re grounded,” Bonez stated, making Roxy groan as she followed the two out of the room. He began rubbing the bridge of his snout in annoyance. “I assure you, Roxy will be the worst of any problems you may have with my pups. Pinkie knows how to deal with Dominic and Sasha will no doubt join Barb and Sweetie Belle in their games.”

“That’s good to hear,” Twilight smiled. “I really do not look forward to having to watch over two Rainbow Dashes.”

Vinyl clapped her hands together, a nervous look on her face as she stepped in front of Twilight. “So now that one set of your bad news is done with, ready for more?”

“No, but I doubt I can just leave it be,” Twilight said, now worried.

“I’m sure you’ve heard about Tall Tale Mountains getting a new lady, right?” Vinyl asked. Twilight nodded but remained confused. “Yeah… about that, Rarity is gonna have to quit.”

“WHAT?!” Twilight shouted, making Sunset and Cheerilee jump, Vinyl flinched slightly while Bonez remained stoic.

“It’s cool though, I’ll figure something out for ya. I’ll have you a new Butler-maid-mare before Rarity has to leave in less than a week,” Vinyl exclaimed, trying to calm the infuriated unicorn down.

“This has got to be the- How long have you known?” Twilight demanded, glaring daggers into the DJ.

“To be completely honest? A week ago. Few days prior, I contacted Rarity and let her know and I eventually had to let you know but the weird festival thing you’re planning on doing in Everfree made it hard to get in touch with you,” Vinyl explained, keeping her hands up, ready to stop any physical attack the purple mare might attempt.

Twilight grumbled in annoyance, pacing as she tried to plan for Rarity’s departure. Sunset and Cheerilee merely watched in shock. “When do you think we’ll find out who the father is?” Sunset asked in jest.

Cheerilee caught on to Sunset’s joke and giggled. “Hard to tell, only one guy in the room.”

“If you desire, I could also try and find a suitable replacement for Miss Rarity. Think of it as payment for looking after my pups,” Bonez offered.

“See? Problem solved! Both me and Bonez are super well connected to… well, everyone, so we can have somepony there to pick up the slack… and not someone that was a maid a day prior to her new job. Someone that was actually TRAINED to be a butler,” Vinyl said, giving Twilight her widest smiles.

“Very well, but… still a shame that I’m losing Rarity like this,” Twilight uttered, frowning at her situation.

“You got Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Barb, and maybe that teacher.” Cheerilee’s ears perked at her being mentioned, confusing her. “You weren’t gonna bone Rarity any time soon, trust me,” Vinyl assured, placing her hands of Twilight’s shoulders. “Now I know that this means we can’t keep going with our deal but… I’m willing to lend a hand. I could come over on my days off to still fuck you, just not today because shit started to hit the fan. Unless you want to.” At that point Vinyl flashed her sexiest smile.

“I- I’ll think about it,” Twilight stammered, blushing a bright pink.

“She’s totally cool with it,” Sunset shouted, getting a thumbs up from Vinyl, Twilight shot a dirty glare at her supposed best friend.

~dood~[/hr]

Applejack walked down the hall of her boss’ home, searching for either Twilight or Barb. Behind her was a bored earth filly with a yellow coat. She wore blue jean overalls, and a red shirt underneath, a large red bow tied to her straight red mane. “Why can’t Ah just stay home? Ah promise to be good.”

“Ya know Ah don’t like leavin’ ya alone, Applebloom. Besides, your friend Scootaloo is here an’ made a few friends around here,” Applejack stated. Grinning when she saw Barb, Sweetie Belle and an unknown Diamond Dog girl playing video games. “Barb, Sweetie Belle. Ah’d like ya to meet my sister. Applebloom go and say hi.”

Applebloom was nudged forward, feeling nervous as she felt four sets of eyes on her. “H-Hi ya’ll, I’m Applebloom… Whatcha doin’?”

“We’re playing Grim Crashers Nine, we could use a fourth since Scootaloo isn’t here yet,” Barb stated with a slight grin.

Applebloom smiled widely as she joined the three, Applejack however, stepped forward to Barb and whispered “Who’s the Diamond Dog?”

“She’s Roxy, she’s the daughter of a friend of my sister, Bonez. She’s cool,” Barb stated, giving Roxy a nod. The Diamond Dog rolled her eyes, keeping her attention on the game.

“Alright, just makin sure,” Applejack added, leaving the girls to their games.

As she left, Rarity entered the den. “Sweetie, have you packed up?”

“Packed up? For what?” Sweetie asked, her desire to not lose to Roxy or Barb again kept her from turning to her sister.

“I thought I’d told you, we’re moving to Vanhoover,” Rarity answered, letting out an annoyed huff.

Sweetie turned to the older white mare with horrified expression, as if told that there was no Lunar Saint. “What? Why are we moving?”

“Because… evidently I inherited the title of ‘Marquess of Tall Tale Mountains’,” Rarity replied, waiting for Sweetie to get up and follow her.

“Really?” Barb uttered. “If that’s the case, is Rainbow going to inherit Cloudsdale because her dad is secretly the current lord and he never told her about it? I’m starting to think that’s the case.”

“We could only hope that Blueblood croaks and someone that isn’t a sleazeball inherits Canterlot from him… probably my Dad or me,” Roxy added, causing Barb to giggle.

“I admit, it’s not the most… orthodox thing but it’s how our system works. Come along Sweetie,” Rarity said, turning to leave.

“But I don’t wanna leave,” Sweetie grumbled defiantly, sinking into the couch.

“I’m sure we can arrange visits between yourself and Barb from time to time, and I’m positive that Twilight will allow such visitations,” Rarity reassured, walking over to pick Sweetie Belle up.

“But I don’t wanna go away!” Sweetie shouted, struggling with her sister’s grip.

As Rarity and Sweetie struggled, Barb and Applebloom felt rather uncomfortable, Roxy stared at it like it was grating on her nerves. “Chaos damn, this is stupid,” she muttered, trying to patiently wait for the two to leave the room.

Barb, however, wanted to try and calm her friend down. “It’ll be fine, Sweetie. Like Rarity said, Twilight will totally be on board with me visiting you, and Rarity just said you can visit me, it’ll be like always except you live further away.”

“But how would that work?” Sweetie sniffled, as she was pulled onto her hooves.

“We’re rich girls, a few thousand miles means nothing to us when Twilight has a private chopper and Rainbow Dash,” Barb added.

“She is right, and we might have our own method of getting you to visit her when we have the luxury,” Rarity assured, trying to bring hope to her younger sister.

Sweetie Belle wiped her nose with her arm and sniffled a few times before ceasing her tantrum. “Okay…”

“I know you don’t like it, but these things happen, we must all learn to play with the cards we’ve been dealt,” Rarity chimed, leading Sweetie Belle out of the room.

“Finally, the kid is out, we can play for real,” Roxy groaned, picking up the controller.

Barb and Applebloom both gave the diamond dog a glare but what caught Roxy’s attention was the bellowing “ROXY!” from behind them. They turned to see Bonez standing behind the opening with Twilight and Vinyl, all three of them with disapproving looks. “Continue to behave in that way and I will personally escort you to the Gangrel Youth Detention Center.”

Roxy’s mouth clamped shut, an embarrassed look spread on her face as she tried her best to avoid Bonez’ goggled gaze. Applebloom and Barb looked at Bonez with a confused expression. “What’s Gangrel Youth Detention Center?” Applebloom asked.

“It’s the most brutal prison for children and teenagers on the planet,” Twilight answered, giving the earth filly a curious look. “Applejack’s sister?”

“Yes, ma’am,” Applebloom replied, shaking from Twilight’s stare.

Bonez turned to Twilight and gave her a slip of paper. “If Roxy acts up, be sure to contact me. Mary and myself will ensure she is properly punished.”

Vinyl rubbed her chin slightly in thought. “Hey, is it true that the only thing you should never piss off is a Diamond Dog mother? Like, I’ve been to some ghettos where some of them would beat their children in broad daylight for stealing from someone or vandalism.”

Bonez remained silent for a moment, carefully picking his words. “Let us just say that if Roxy doesn’t listen to me, she’ll listen to her mother. Have a good day and thank you,” he said turning to leave. She spotted Bonez’s SUV with a bored looking female Diamond Dog standing next to it, wearing blue jeans and a black vest, the sun and distance made it hard to tell if she was wearing a shirt underneath the vest itself.

Vinyl whistled at the sight of Bonez apparent wife. “She’s hot, wouldn’t mind hitting the sack with her if she didn’t have the power to snap my spine in half with her thighs.”

“I’ll reserve my judgement for now, considering Bonez might still be able to hear us,” Twilight added, turning back. “Now, along with the festival, I need to find a new butler.”

“Chill, I got that covered, and if I can’t, Bonez might be able to pick up the slack,” Vinyl added, following Twilight into the manor.

After a moment, Scootaloo snuck in with a skateboard in hand. “Sup, what’s going on?”

“Apparently everything is happening,” Barb grumbled, lying back in the couch, debating on continuing their game. “Anyways, Scoots… this is Applebloom, Applejack’s sister. and Roxy, the daughter of one of Twilight’s... associates, I guess.”

“Hey Applebloom, what’s up?” Scootaloo said happily, pulling Applebloom into a headlock and giving Roxy a wide smile.

“Uhh... Sup,” Roxy greeted awkwardly, unsure of what to make of the orange pegasus.

“Nice to see you too, Scoots. Could ya let me go?” Applebloom grumbled, trying to free herself from Scootaloo’s arm. The pegasus let out an embarrassed chuckle and released her friend from school.

It was then that Scootaloo noticed that they were missing someone. “Where’s Sweetie Belle?”

“She had to go pack because she and Rarity are moving to Tall Tale Mountains in a week or so,” Barb replied, letting out a deep sigh. “Which is kinda lame because she’s like my first friend when I got here.”

Scootaloo shot forward, her faces inches away from Barb. “What? We need to go do something! Even if we can’t convince Rarity to let her stay we should at least make her last few days here memorable, and as her friends, we have to do something.”

“I’ve known that girl for an hour and a half and the Apple chick barely spoke to her in the thirty minutes she’s been here because of the game. What makes all of us qualified to do anything that isn’t ‘minding our own business’?” Roxy questioned in an annoyed tone.

“Because it’ll be fun and something to do,” Scootaloo replied, pulling Applebloom and Roxy down the hall to Rarity’s room. Barb gave a light giggle and quickly followed her younger cohorts.

~dood~[/hr]

Much of the day passed, long after both Cheerilee and Vinyl left. Twilight sat in her study, sipping her wine as she looked over the plans for the festival, that was being run on an idea Rarity pitched. The duchess groaned as she recalled how Vinyl broke the news to her. Ever since, she hasn’t seen hide nor hair of Rarity nor her sister, Sweetie Belle. Barb and her new friends were attempting to coax Sweetie to play with them and flee from the former-butler for a little bit.

She heard a knock on the door, taking her attention away from her annoying thoughts. “Come in.”

Applejack slowly opened and stepped in, closing the door behind her. “Hey Boss, Ah heard about Rares leavin’ to be some March Queen in the mountains, sorry about that.”

“No need to apologize, just… mildly aggravating to lose one of my workers so suddenly. Besides, Vinyl said she’ll find me a replacement eventually. Hopefully it’ll be fine in the end,” Twilight reassured, sipping her wine.

Applejack walked up and took a seat in front of the desk. “So… Uh, Barb tells me that you’ll be babysitting some dogs for a few days.”

“It’s as a favor to a friend. Despite doing his job of protecting the most disgusting pony in Equestria, he has proven to be very trustworthy,” Twilight added, turning to a nearby window. “Pinkie has already agreed to look after Dominic personally, so we won’t have to worry too much about the baby, and Sasha should still be with Pinkie. Roxy is currently swimming with Barb and her friends… though, I don’t recall giving permission for your sister to come here.”

Applejack blushed in embarrassment as she cleared her throat. “Ah… didn’t want to leave Applebloom alone in the apartment with Big Mac working at yer company and me being here to protect ya, Ah didn’t have much choice.”

“I see, I suppose I’ll leave it be for now,” Twilight uttered, walking over to the window, looking down to the pool in question. The three ponies were splashing each other while Barb reclined on a pool chair, Roxy sat on the edge of the pool. All of them looked to be having a good time. “Anything else?”

Applejack shook her head, looking out the window with her boss.

“A thought occurs, out of everyone that lives here… You are the only one that’s native to Ponyville. Rainbow Dash is from Cloudsdale, Rarity and Sweetie from Manehatten, Barb and myself are from Canterlot, and Pinkie is evidently from Trottingham. What are your thoughts of the upcoming festival to promote equality among races, from a Ponyvillian standpoint?” Twilight asked, turning to her bodyguard.

Applejack gave Twilight a surprised look, but mulled over her employer’s question. “I can’t say I’m against it, but I also can’t say I agree. I’ll admit, it’s mostly because of… them.”

“You can say Changelings, it won’t bother me,” Twilight stated, turning back to the pool, a uncomfortable expression flashed across her face when Barb did something provocative in her direction.

“Mah family built Ponyville from Sweet Apple Acres with other hardworking folks that came with us, there is a reason why we’re one of the largest families in Equestria,” Applejack stated proudly.

“Territorial incest notwithstanding I assume, according to various news articles from Appleoosa,” Twilight commented, ignoring her bodyguard’s glare. “A large family like that is bound to have some that hate the idea of marrying outside of their ‘perfect’ blood, AJ; it doesn’t mean I’m accusing you of it, yourself.”

“Yeah, this coming from the gal that dicks her dragon,” Applejack jabbed, believing it’s her turn to ignore Twilight’s death stare.

Twilight couldn’t stay annoyed for long as she sighed. “True enough. I truly messed up badly for both myself and Barb.”

“Can’t be all that bad, can it?” Applejack shrugged.

Twilight stayed silent before turning to Applejack with a curious look. “Want to hear a story?” The cowpony shrugged and nodded. “When I hatched Barb, I thought of her as my pet. A nice scaly dog to play with when I’m bored and to take care of. The problem? If I was ever away from her for too long, she would cry and throw a tantrum until I returned. It took two years for her to recognize our family as her friends and not monsters, and at that point, our father had managed to teach her her first word… ‘Twilight’.”

“You treated your own sister like a pet? That’s messed up,” Applejack muttered, shaking her head.

“I doubt any other child would view something that was not a race we interact with often much like anything else, but I agree. Shortly after moving on to High School, I tutored Barb on the lessons I had either learned or had known since elementary. Regardless if I treated her like a pet or a pupil, she had already imprinted on me and followed my every direction to a tee. I ask her to steal cookies for me? She’ll bring me the entire jar, of which I’d try to transfer the blame onto myself when our parents noticed it’s disappearance. I ask her to hold her breath, she’d hold it until I get scared and tell her to breathe. It wasn’t until she was twelve that she figured out that not everything I wanted her to do was smart, and began asking why I would need her to do it for me.”

“From dog to slave?” Applejack chided.

“Oh… it gets better,” Twilight stated, rolling her eyes. “It was from that point on, that I finally started to treat Barb as a sister. I continued to tutor her until midway through college where I convinced her to attend public schools. It was all fine, Barb still followed me around whenever she got the chance, sneaking into my room to sleep next to me, going to me for problems that Mom or Dad should be addressing. Boy was it ever fun to explain dragon menstruation to your little sister.”

“Sounds like Barb never changed,” Applejack added. “Sounds like she’s always been clingy.”

Twilight shook her head slowly. “I think I’ve been getting ahead of the story. While I was still in High School, my Uncle noticed that Shining was staring longingly at a rather sexy mare and took it upon himself to teach both of us the birds and the bees. Shining knew this from health class and pornography. I was too focused on my studies to notice sexual appeal at the time or take any time to recognize ‘what’s hot and what’s not’, everyone was just a face to me back then. Uncle Sparks taught us using a hardcore porn shoot of a mare teaching a stallion about sex, but fucking him on his desk, and then describing what they were doing by pausing it every few moments.”

“What the heck? And it took ya this long to realize that he was a perv’?” Applejack questioned, in shock of what she had heard.

“The term pervert wasn’t exactly in my vocabulary at that time, I never truly heard it before and shrugged off it’s definition. Being the studeous mare, I wanted to test what I had learned, starting with masturbation. Then-”

“Barb walked in…” Applejack slowly finished with fear.

Twilight nodded solemnly. “She asked what I was doing, and I thought it was the perfect time to put what I had learned to the test and teach Barb at the same time. We started with oral and finger play… but I chickened out when it came to actual vaginal penetration, fearing that I would hurt Barb as our Uncle had said that breaking the hymen is rather painful. Ever since then, Barb became much more attached, trying to find a way for us to be more than just sisters, while it technically is not incest, I still can’t help but think of it as just that. Barb became more possessive of me around Sunset and our foalsitter, Cadance. She did everything she could to try and sneak into my room to give me a nighty fellatio or take advantage of the stress of school work, I may have been a protege at school, but even that wore on my nerves at times,” she concluded, with a sigh. “The lesson for today is… don’t be a mare that has to know it all and experiment. That alone made me tentative to even have relations with anyone at Sunset’s parties, the sudden fear of hurting someone regardless if they had a hymen at the start or not.”

“And the whole ‘into mares’ thing was just a byproduct of having a dick?” Applejack asked.

“Not really, I’d like to think I’ve been attracted to mares ever since Uncle Sparks taught me about sex. Didn’t help that he would point out attractive mares to myself and my brother on multiple occasions,” Twilight chuckled before shaking her head. “I am well aware of how perverted that makes him sound, thank you.”

“That sounds like a really rad dude, Boss.” Twilight and Applejack turned to see Rainbow at the door, with a smile. “So you basically turned Barb into the monster that practically raped you? That’s nuts.”

Twilight let out a long drawn out sigh. “Yeah… it will go down in history as the biggest blunder of my life.”

“I take it the search to find someone to bang Barb other than yourself is still going?” Rainbow chuckled, walking up to the two mares.

“Uhh… What now?” Applejack asked, arching a brow.

“It’s not so much as ‘trying to get Barb to lust for someone else’ but more as getting Barb to interact with others, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle was a breath of fresh air for her. And by the looks of things… so are Applebloom and Roxy,” Twilight said, smiling down as she watched all five girls sit at a table to eat their dinner, noticing that they were soon joined by a small diamond dog girl who sat next to Roxy, the brown furred dog girl wore a baby blue dress and had a blue bow next to her left ear. Pinkie soon joining them with what appears to be Dominic in her arms.

“I take it that’s Sasha?” Applejack asked, indicating the blue dressed dog girl.

“Yes, but… if what I had heard from Bonez is correct. Sasha and Roxy are as close as Barb and I were before our experiment. All we can do is ensure they don’t do anything here,” Twilight sighed returning to her desk. “So… we appear to have been side tracked greatly from our original conversation, Applejack. Your thoughts?”

Applejack crossed her arms in thought as Rainbow gave both of them a confused look. “You guys aren’t sharing weird incest stories for giggles?”

“Rainbow shut up,” Twilight ordered calmly, keeping her eyes on her bodyguard.

“Like Ah said, I think it’s a fine idea… but Ah’m not fully on board considering you want to let changelings join the festival on their terms,” Applejack replied.

“What? You want to let the changelings? The biggest assholes of the world? The assholes that used us for YEARS and made us weaker and become… this? You want to welcome them to Ponyville?” Rainbow Dash shouted, slamming her hands on Twilight’s desk.

“They are not the same monsters as they originally were, Queen Metamorphosis is dead, as are his ideals. It will also impress Princess Celestia and keep some of the attention on us despite Rarity taking most of the press for her new title,” Twilight explained.

“Her new title? What new title?” Rainbow questioned, turning to Applejack.

“Vinyl shot by and told Twi that Rarity just inherited Tall Tale Mountains, and she has a week to pack up and move,” Applejack responded.

“Wait, Vinyl was here? Did she come in with that Diamond Dog guy?” Rainbow continued, scratching her head.

“She came in before, and left after. Odds are, you were still either out bothering Fluttershy or finding somepony to lay with,” Twilight accused, pulling out a file with all the current papers related to the festival, awaiting her approval.

Author's Note

All Everfree related things like the Tree and Sunny Town are still mysteries that Daring Do is still looking for, dood. Also, Roxy is a jerk because she's 'rebelling' and might possible skeeze on the CMC, Barb, or the sister I've never actually given a personality, Sasha, dood. Expect her to be a more innocent Barb that is much less inclined to rape the elder dick-girl sibling, dood.

Thanks Wrabbit for doing things, dood.

Well, back to Hiatus-status, dood. Sorry.