“Miss Barb, there is a package for you,” Rarity said, handing the dragon girl a large box in her room, it may not have been as large as Twilight’s but it was rather sizeable. Barb was lying on her queen sized bed covered with a green comforter against the wall away from the door, a dresser visible next to a closet that was opposite to the door, as well as a desk along the wall that had a laptop, a lamp, and several books on it.

“Sweet, it’s here!” Barb exclaimed, ripping the box open to find several colourful books. “Finally, I’ll find out what happened to Cororippa.”

“Cororippa, Miss?” Rarity asked, slightly more confused than curious about the odd name.

“Cororippa the Dragoness, the coolest dragon warrior on the planet,” Barb said. She took one book and showed the butler. The cover had a rather buxom Dragoness with flaming red hair, large wings, and an angry look on her face as she appeared to be fighting green creatures, wearing a black bikini top and matching mini-skirt. She was also sporting a long black scarf that covered her shoulders and neck. In her hands was a large red axe that seemed to double as a guitar based on the strings.

“That’s… nice, Miss,” Rarity uttered, backing away slowly.

“Not just nice, it’s awesome. Cororippa is best toughest and ain’t afraid of nobody,” Barb concluded. She bounced onto her bed and began reading.

Rarity gave a weak smile and quietly walked out the door. She then noticed Twilight walking past her. “Mis-Twilight, may I ask you a few questions?”

Twilight nodded but kept walking. “Go ahead.” Checking if her purple vest was tidy and her black dress pants were presentable; fixing the sleeves to her white undershirt as she walked.

Rarity struggled to keep up with her employer but still needed her questions answered. “First question: You seem to be in a rush, where are you off to? And the second question: What is a ‘Cororippa’?”

“I’m off to have tea with Fluttershy and Cororippa is Barb’s favorite manga, and the only one I approve of because it’s one of the few that come from Kitsuna that doesn’t have sex, just a lot of innuendo and fight scenes,” Twilight answered.

“I see, shall I get Rainbow Dash to give you a ride?”

“Fluttershy is picking me up, she insisted and I kinda don’t want to see what would happen if Rainbow and Fluttershy are in the same room,” Twilight replied.

They reached the front doors to see a yellow pegasus standing outside by her car, wearing a thick green sweater and a white flowing dress underneath. Much to Twilight’s dismay, Rainbow was already speaking with her. “You sure? I could be much more fun to hang with than Twilight,” the driver said, her arm around a quivering Fluttershy.

“Rainbow Dash, you're scaring her,” Twilight grumbled.

“Please, she can't get enough of me. Just like when we met at the park before I became your driver, sure she was shy…” Rainbow leaned in to the yellow mare’s ear. “But you kinda left something behind when you ran off.”

Fluttershy’s face went red when she heard this, but it didn’t help when Twilight pulled her away from the blue pegasus. “Rainbow, manners when you’re with my friend. I’m sorry about Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy.”

“I-it’s fine, Tw-Twilight,” Fluttershy mumbled, slowly sinking into Twilight’s embrace.

“Uh, Fluttershy?” Twilight asked.

“Yes?” Fluttershy asked, still recovering from her embarrassing ordeal, nestled against Twilight’s chest.

“This is… kinda close,” Twilight said, blushing a weak shade of red.

It was at that moment that Fluttershy realized that Twilight wasn’t holding or hugging her tightly, and that Rainbow and Rarity were watching this all happen. “I’m so sorry, Twilight. I thought that- eep!” Fluttershy bumped into her car, causing the alarm to screech.

She fumbled her keys and dropped them; bending over to pick them up, unaware of the view she’s giving Twilight and Rainbow, the former looking away while the later nodding her approval as her eyes lingered on her curvy rump. After Fluttershy turned off her alarm, she quickly entered her car and quivered in embarrassment.

“Yo, boss. Would appreciate it if you don’t steal possible girls. Bad enough that Rarity isn’t into other mares and Pinkie is celibate,” Rainbow Dash called out, slightly annoyed.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about, we’re simply friends, she might have done that because you scared her and saw me as her protector in that instance,” Twilight defended, walking over to the passenger side of the car.

“Friends for now, then next time I find you two. BAM, you’re fucking like those fox girls in the backseat in some alleyway while homeless guys jack off to it… Then I kick their asses and yell at you for stealing my girl,” Rainbow said, glaring at her employer.

“While I am happy that you can think that far ahead, none of that will happen, rest assured, Rainbow Dash. If Fluttershy is interested in you, I won’t pass judgement,” Twilight said before entering the car, the engines roared to life as the shaky pegasus began to drive away.

“Wait, what did she mean by ‘pass judgement’? I’m like the best lover,” Rainbow snarled, watching the small car leave.

“Perhaps it’s because you are not a good pony to be around, with all your wisecracks and rude behavior,” Rarity answered.

“Where did you come from?” Rainbow shouted, shocked by the unicorn’s appearance.

“I was with Twilight when we arrived to see you verbally abusing Miss Fluttershy, I just never needed to say anything during your disagreement with our employer,” Rarity stated, turning to leave.

“Pfft, who asked you anyway, bitch?” Rainbow grumbled under her breath, staring past the gates.

~Dood~[/hr]

The two mares stopped at a cafe in the middle of town, it was a quaint little cafe with an veranda, Fluttershy claimed that this place had rather good food for it’s size and the tea was a wonder to taste. Intrigued, Twilight was willing to let Fluttershy show her the place.

They were seated outdoors by a rather pompous appearing stallion in a white suit. They made their order and the waiter nodded and left the two to their chat. “I must admit, this is a nice place to relax. Glad you chose it, Fluttershy.”

“Oh… thanks, Twilight. Wasn’t sure if you’d like it,” Fluttershy muttered, playing with her hair nervously.

“Nonsense, I should be thanking you for inviting me,” Twilight said, smiling.

“Y-you're welcome, I sometimes come here to unravel when the day gets so frustrating, like earlier when Angel wanted a carrot sundae but we didn’t have any cherries or chocolate ice cream and he made such a fuss, grrr...” Fluttershy pouted, she slammed her fist on the table, which failed to cause any damage, not even the table wobbled from the impact or the salt and pepper shakes shook from the vibrations. “Ouch.”

“You make your pets sundaes?” Twilight asked, baffled.

“Only if they’ve been extra good that day, or when they need some cheering up… or when they are scared… or when I feel like they need to be loved,” Fluttershy replied, blushing slightly.

“Remember our talk about spoiling animals?” Twilight asked. Fluttershy slowly nodded, but still looked confused. “It kinda applies everywhere, Fluttershy.”

“But Angel is different, he’s the nicest little bunny. He’s always helping me around the house and leading my other animal friends, I think he deserves a carrot sundae every once in a while.”

Twilight shook her head and shrugged. “Alright then, I won’t press the matter.”

Fluttershy fidgeted in her seat, then she remembered Twilight’s driver. “May I ask how you met Rainbow Dash? While it was true that I met her in the park but… it’s rather surreal to see her at your manor.”

“I met Dash in Manehatten, evidently she was in a mood and attacked me, I thwarted her attacks with my magic and got her to tell me where Vinyl’s place of work was. A few weeks later, Vinyl convinced me to hire Rainbow as my driver,” Twilight answered, crossing her arms. “Why? Have you chosen her over me, my dear?” She then gave a hurt but serious look that pierced the very soul of the yellow pegasus

Fluttershy nearly jumped out of her seat when she heard the question, her heart aching. “P-p-pardon?”

“I asked if you were interested in Rainbow Dash. If you want, I can give Rainbow some time off for you two to go on a date or something,” Twilight answered. Instead of the fantasy that Fluttershy daydreamed, the unicorn had took out her phone to look through her schedule.

"I-I’m not interested in her… just thought it was odd to see her working for you,” Fluttershy uttered, blushing hard.

“Are you sure? If you like-like her, I won’t get in your way. Just why? She is… kind of rude. I’m not one to talk but… her swearing can get rather grating,” Twilight said. The waiter arrived with two tea cups and a kettle. “Thank you, sir.” The waiter bowed and left.

“No-nononono, I.., was just curious, that’s all,” Fluttershy stated, still blushing hard as she quickly snatched a cup.

“Alright then,” Twilight said, pouring herself some tea, then pouring for her pegasus friend.

“Hey, Boss. Whatcha doing? On a date?” Twilight quickly stopped and placed the kettle down before turning her attention to her chef, who was looming over their table.

“Miss Pie? What are you doing here?” Twilight demanded, startled by the pink mare’s appearance. Fluttershy merely blushed a deep red when Pinkie mentioned ‘date’.

“I was getting groceries cause that’s a part of what I do as your cook, and while I was walking, I saw you and this cute girl having tea at this quaint little cafe and I thought ‘is this a date?’ and I kinda hoped it was because that would mean Barb would be more normal and not wanting to do naughty stuff with you. And boy, is this girl cute. You know that you have to wait till marriage before you do the sideways hokey pokey, right? I hope so, or the Almighty will strike you down to Tartarus for all eternity where books are burning all around you forever, but then you become a badass with words flowing out of your hair like Celestia’s mane and have a weird relationship with Rarity who doesn’t want it or Trixie who wants to follow you everywhere… or something like Trixie, no relations to our Princess’ Student mind you, so…” Pinkie exclaimed, she then turned to Fluttershy. “Hi, I’m Pinkie Pie and I hope you treat our boss with respect and wait till she says ‘I do’ before you get naked and touch each-” Pinkie’s lips were halted as a purple glow surrounded them.

“Pinkie, stop. I’m sorry about her, she’s… she’s new,” Twilight apologized, smiling weakly at her yellow friend. “Fluttershy?”

“I’m still stuck on that part about your sister, Twilight. Is that true?” Fluttershy asked, her eyes like saucers.

“No… not at all,” Twilight grinned, swallowing her breath,

“But she’s always following you like a lost puppy, and she gets super angry when one of us are near you, and she had an argument with Rainbow Dash yesterday about who can give you the best head, to which was kind of a one-sided argument now that I remember it,” Pinkie thought aloud.

“Did Bonez forget to give me a prescription to control you? I feel you need some medication, maybe ritalin,” Twilight muttered, glaring at the pink pony.

While Twilight admonished Pinkie, Fluttershy’s head was awash with every manga she read involving incest, her face turning red as each page passed by her mind’s eye. “Well, if Barb likes you, maybe you should give her a chance? You were rather open about the possibility of me and Rainbow being a couple, I’m just going to return the favour, if you don’t mind,” Fluttershy squeaked, her yellow fur failed to hide the redness of her face.

Twilight let out a sigh. “There is nothing between Barb and I, she is just… a devoted little sister and she looks up to me, so I try to be a good role model for her. Nothing romantic or anything like that.”

“Yeah! And incest is really weird and creepy and destroys families,” Pinkie stated with a frown.

“But it’s a love that defies all boundaries! A love that two close siblings have that scares them to the core, and the day they muster the courage to pronounce their love proudly is the day they can hold their heads high, no matter what anypony else says, because they are in love,” Fluttershy pronounced, her face was still red but she spoke with determination.

“But it’s weird! Not to mention a sin in the eyes of the Almighty! At least we won’t have to worry about the children becoming… brain weird later. Love is between a mare and a stallion… or at the very least a male and a female. I’m perfectly sure the Almighty can wave off the occasional gay marriage, but incest is such a no-no it needs to be a no-no-no-no-ALL-the-NO,” Pinkie argued.

“But… love is love, no one can choose how they feel towards another. If a mare loves another mare or even loves her sister. We can’t force our hearts to decide who we love. It isn’t right and it’ll only bring pain when you lose that chance for that happily ever after. How could you be so blind to what love truly is?” Fluttershy protested.

“I’m not blind, it’s just gross and so weird for siblings to do that,” Pinkie said shuddering.

Fluttershy stood up and faced Pinkie, her face red with embarrassment but in a adorable pout as she stared the pink mare down. “There is no force in this existence stronger than the love any individual feels for another. Regardless of age, race, or even blood. If you truly want to close your mind to such a pure aspect of life then, continue your delusion but please don’t push your beliefs on others, it’ll make you look bad in the long run.”

“I somehow don’t like talking to you anymore,” Pinkie uttered, leaving the two but not before shooting Fluttershy a annoyed glance.

Twilight turned to see various other ponies staring at their table, Fluttershy soon noticed this as well and sunk into her seat, trying to hide her face. “While I am glad you are so open-minded about that sort of thing, it isn’t quite my flavor of tea. I just don’t like the idea of someone I’ve know for a majority of my life to be my love interest.

Fluttershy mumbled something but Twilight couldn’t catch it and leaned closer. “Pardon?”

“I said it’s the best kind of love, a love for someone you know you trust and will always like, it’s only natural for such things to turn romantic,” Fluttershy mumbled again, pouting while she hid behind her mane. “How is your sister?”

Twilight rolled her eyes, as she looked through her menu. “Barb is fine, she’s been reading those weird picture books from Kitsuna lately, and I tried to go through what my Uncle had only to cringe and put them down.”

Fluttershy’s ears perked up at the sound of this. “Kitsuna books? Did you read them left to right?”

Twilight rolled her eyes. “Yes, but the fact that there’s so much sex and gore and sex WITH gore and tentacles? I can’t fathom why anyone would like it.”

“Well, they’re a different culture. And the stories are nice and well… what is Barb reading exactly?” Fluttershy asked, leaning forward on the table.

“Hmm? She is reading something about a dragon rock star who fights things with her guitar axe.”

“Cororippa the Dragoness? Are you sure Barb can handle that?” Fluttershy asked in worry.

“Uhh, may I ask why? Does it get gory later?”

“How much do you know about Kitsuna? Like as a people?”

Twilight gave it a quick thought. “They are a interesting people, fox demons that became a civilization when rejected from Tartarus. Their main exports are silks, and porn-” Twilight stopped immediately, eyes going wide. “Seriously?”

“I think it’s in book six that Cororippa loses her virginity to Sir Zephyr and after that… Cororippa has sex at least twice a book, the finale is more of her best friend getting raped by the villain and his henchmen and her romantic union with Sir Zephyr,” Fluttershy explained.

Twilight let out a groan, worried about her sister. “Okay, Barb is a big girl, I’m sure she can handle it. I just won’t get her any more books, and make sure she never reads any more of it. Foolproof!”

“If it makes you feel any better, it’s more action that sex. That’s rather rare to find in a Kitsuna manga,” Fluttershy added, trying to cheer her friend up.

“That doesn't help much, but I suppose it'll do. After all, it’s natural to be curious and all that but… I don’t like the idea of my sister reading smut,” Twilight groaned.

“You’re just being protective of her, a lot of siblings are like that. Makes me wish I wasn’t an only child, to be honest,” Fluttershy said, giving Twilight a small smile.

“Whatever, but how did you know all that about the manga?” Twilight asked, rather skeptical.

Fluttershy stammered, failing to fully enjoy her tea. “We-well, I sometimes read them… as a hobby, the stories are good and the art… is good, and well.”

“Sorry, didn’t think it’d be that awkward. At any rate, thanks for alerting me before anything happened… Of all the times to not look more deeply, I choose this time,” Twilight grumbled, shaking her head.

The rest of their time was spent chatting about Fluttershy’s day and Twilight’s work. As the sun began to set, they both agreed it was time to wrap it up and leave. On the ride back to drop Twilight off, Fluttershy took cautious quick glances to her friend, taking in Twilight’s professional look but her eyes shot back and forth between Twilight’s modest bust and the road.

They stopped at the gates to Twilight’s manor, the purple mare stepped out and gave her yellow friend a smile. “Thanks for afternoon, Fluttershy. Despite Ms. Pie’s behavior, I had a lot of fun.” Twilight leaned a hand on the hood of the car, Fluttershy merely smiled while facing Twilight’s bust, getting the faintest hint of cleavage despite the buttoned up shirt and vest.

“Y-you’re welcome, Twilight. I enjoyed today too,” Fluttershy squeaked. Twilight gave a brief wave and turned to the gate, only to see Rainbow Dash walking towards her with a confident smirk, she wore shorts and a loose muscle shirt with very little evidence of a bra underneath.

“Leaving without talking to me? I’m hurt,” Rainbow teased, strutting past Twilight.

“Rainbow…” Twilight growled, worried about her yellow friend.

“Relax boss, I’ll make this quick,” Rainbow reassured, leaning on the driver’s side of the car suggestively, Fluttershy’s blush worsened when she noticed that there really wasn’t a bra and saw more of Dash’s chest then she really wanted. “You sure you wanna leave so soon?”

“I’msosorrybutIneedtofeedmyanimals, thankyouandgoodnight,” Fluttershy stuttered, driving off as quickly as she could.

Rainbow Dash laughed at the thought of Fluttershy’s seat being soaked but her mirth was cut short by the hand of her employer hitting the backside of her head. “It’s that kind of stupidity that makes me question why Fluttershy has some interest in you.”

“She’s interested in ME and not YOU? You jealous?” Rainbow sneered.

“I’m fucking your best friend and if I leave my bedroom door unlocked, I can get a blow job from my sister every night for the rest of my life. While I am fine with you two being together, I’m still worried about her well-being when she’s associates herself with you,” Twilight replied, turning to leave.

“I’m still going to call it jealousy until you give me a real excuse, you know,” Rainbow called out, following Twilight into the manor.

~Dood~[/hr]

With no second to spare, Fluttershy opened the door and undressed herself as she stormed to her bedroom. “Angel, Plan C!” Her rabbit gave her a salute and guarded her door while she fell on her bed, her fingers immediately darted south as the doorbell rang. “NO, not during Shy Time, why during Shy Time?”

Quickly throwing on a bathrobe, Fluttershy slowly opened the door. “Hello?”

“How’s my baby?” greeted a blue pegasus mare, her blonde mane was cut short in a bob. She wore a black leather jacket with a blue shirt underneath and blue jeans. She quickly took Fluttershy into her arms and hugged the other mare.

“M-mom?” Fluttershy squeaked, completely confused by her mother’s sudden appearance.

The mare looked around her daughter’s home, finding various animals leaving their hiding spots, and giggled. “Still taking in as many pets as possible, I see.”

“Well-I… I want them to be happy,” Fluttershy uttered, watching her mother enter her home and shutting the door behind her. “What brings you here, Mom?”

“I wanted to see how my baby was doing,” the blue pegasus said, flopping down on the couch. She picked up a random book off the ground and sneered “I see you still read those… books.”

“I-I like them… mother,” Fluttershy stuttered, she quickly prepared two glasses of Orange juice and placed them on the coffee table.

“Don’t call me mother, makes me sound like a old, uptight nag, Mom is fine, so is Mommy,” the older mare chuckled. “How are you, babe? Find any stallions? Or anything that caught your eye?”

Fluttershy’s thoughts drifted back to Rainbow Dash and Twilight and shook her head quickly, fighting off her blush in the process.

“That’s a shame, I was hoping you were shagging somepony when I walked in,” her mother said, drinking her juice. Fluttershy’s blush worsened when she processed those words. “So… how’s that Silver guy?”

“Mr. Silver Sparks? He passed away,” Fluttershy replied, confused.

Her mother’s eyes lit up. “And did you get anything? Any Inheritance?”

“I was given a lot of money, that’s all.”

Her mother had a blank look on her face, but soon became angry. “He didn’t make you his heir? That selfish PRICK!”

“I’m sorry?” Fluttershy uttered, flinching away from her angry mother.

“It’s not your fault, babe. But… I was sure he’d give his own child his land and company, that’s how inheritances work, right?” the older pegasus groaned, scratching her head as she paced in the living room.

Fluttershy stood in place for a moment, trying to gather her thoughts after being told something she had never known before. “I’m… the daughter of Silver Sparks?” she said, unsure how to act in this situation.

“You didn’t know? it’s the reason why your ‘father’ didn’t like him, especially after you and him became pals, so what jackass took over the company and the title?”

Fluttershy remained silent as she tried to figure out how on earth she could be the daughter to her older friend, unable to piece it all together. “How?”

“Fluttershy, dear. Please answer Mommy’s question,” the older mare interrupted, becoming somewhat annoyed.

“Oh sorry, what was it again?”

“Who inherited your REAL father’s land and company?”

“Oh, it was his niece. Twilight Sparkle… she said it was in the will.”

“Dammit…” the blue pegasus grumbled pacing around the room, thinking of a plan.

Fluttershy swallowed her breath before asking. “How… is Silver Sparks my father?”

“We met one night at a bar and we fucked without protection, my idea, and then I met Storm Cloud, your ‘other’ father, and then nine months later… you were born,” her mother explained. “Have you met Twilight?”

“Yes, we’re friends actually, Mom.”

“Great, could you take me to her tomorrow? I wanna have a chat with her,” her mother exclaimed, clapping her hands together. “You hungry? I’ll take you out to dinner.”

“I think I’d rather-”

“Stay home and do nothing but twiddle your thumbs or masturbate? Get dressed and I’ll show you to this nice place I’ve been to.”

~Dood~[/hr]

The bar was so loud, it stung Fluttershy’s ears. “Come on Babe, loosen up!” her mother laughed, drinking her third beer. Fluttershy only shrunk in her seat as the older mare held on to her in their booth seat.

The room was filled with stallions and mares that were either drinking heavily or flirting with each other, many of which began groping other ponies in the midst of their revelry. All this… was not Fluttershy’s idea of fun and petrified her, too afraid to look in any direction except to the table “I don’t want to be here, Mom.”

A waitress came by and brought the blue pegasus a bottle of beer, and Fluttershy a glass of cranberry juice. “There you girls go, can I do ‘anything’ else for you tonight?”

Fluttershy sunk deeper in her seat with her mother go a bit more daring. “How far would you go for a hundred?” The waitress blushed and smiled weakly before leaving, unsure of how to answer her customer's question.

“She must be new, but that’s not important now,” the older pegasus chuckled, turning to her daughter. “Do you see anyone you like?”

“No,” Fluttershy squeaked.

"It’s going to be tough to see someone staring at the table, just look around,” her mother chuckled.

The door opened as a familiar blue pegasus, and a purple unicorn entered. “Why am I here again?” Twilight asked, adjusting her black vest, causing her white shirt to move with it, her blue jeans tightly forming around Twilight’s legs and butt.

“Because I don’t like Rarity and Pinkie maybe fun, but she’s against sex before marriage, and no ring is going on my finger just to fuck somepony, and you’re the only one I’ve fucked recently,” Rainbow Dash explained, her hands in her own ripped up black jeans, and her 'Spears and Violets' shirt ruffling from the breeze caused by door opening. She immediately spotted Fluttershy and made a big smile. “Hello ‘Shy, felt like forever since we’ve seen each other.”

“It’s been an hour and a half,” Twilight groaned, shaking her head. She looked up to the other grinning blue pegasus sitting across from Fluttershy. “Um, hello.”

“Hi, I see you know my daughter… take a seat,” the elder pegasus said, scooting over to let Rainbow and Twilight to sit down. “My name is Sweet Breeze, yours?”

“Twilight Sparkle, this is my dr- ahem, friend, Rainbow Dash,” the purple mare replied.

“OH, so I’m your friend now? You yell at me forever about trying to get in YOUR mares’ pants, but now I’m your frie-” Rainbow was interrupted by magic enclosing her lips.

“Please… be quiet,” Twilight grumbled.

“Twilight Sparkle? Silver Sparks’ niece?” Sweet said.

“Yes…” Twilight uttered. Rainbow immediately shifted her attention to the cowering Fluttershy and grinned.

"How much did you know about him? Before coming here?”

“He owned a company, was the Duke of Everfree and was a great stallion to be around, as well he loved his family deeply. I was unaware that he was possible pervert in some degrees until recently,” Twilight answered.

“So, you didn’t know about his daughter?” Sweet said, smiling.

“His daughter?” Twilight asked, Fluttershy’s eyes widened. Rainbow became annoyed that the yellow mare staring in horror at the conversation between Twilight and Sweet Breeze.

“Yes, did you know Fluttershy is actually your cousin?” Sweet Breeze concluded, watching Twilight’s expression change from confusion to shock.

“Well, you don’t do incest so… I get Fluttershy,” Rainbow cheered, pulling Fluttershy into her chest.

“How?” Twilight questioned, now invested in what this mare had to say.

“Well, when Sparks and I met at a bar, we had a few drinks then we went to my place and fucked before I married Fluttershy’s other father, the Duke of Cloudsdale,” Sweet explained, crossing her arms with a grin.

“So… seeing as Twilight is your cousin, wanna blow this pop stand and I show you just how great I am in bed?” Rainbow suggested, arm around Fluttershy’s shoulders.

“No, I’mgoodthankyou,” Fluttershy squeaked, scooting closer to her mother.

“I’m not sure. Kinda a lot to drop on the first meeting, wouldn’t you agree?” Twilight asked.

Sweet Breeze only shrugged, smiling innocently. “Just wanted to expand your family tree.”

“I got a feeling this is more than that.” Twilight said, recalling how her Uncle taught her to trust her instincts when it came anything said, should it sound like business, it’s probably business, she finished her thought while glaring at the other mare.

“I’m hurt, I just want to welcome you to my family, and perhaps we can grow together as Aunt and Niece,” Sweet threw an arm over her head in false pain, hurt that Twilight would accuse her of such a thing.

“This is boring, where is the beer, Harmony dammit!” Rainbow growled. Her call was answered by two beers being placed before Twilight and a happy Rainbow.

“Mom, maybe we shouldn’t be doing this here,” Fluttershy uttered, trying to keep the conversation from escalating.

“You never married Silver Sparks though, so… if I am to believe you, I’m only related to Fluttershy and not you. So the desire to bond as ‘Aunt and Niece’ doesn’t hold water and would only serve to waste both our times,” Twilight replied.

“How could you be so cold? I’m just trying to reach out to you, and you just shut the door on me, I am truly hurt,” Sweet chided.

Twilight grabbed her drink and swallowed it’s contents, “Rainbow, I’m leaving. Enjoy your night.”

“Seriously?” Rainbow asked, confused by her employer’s departure. “Uh… wait up.” She quickly got out of her seat to talk with the purple mare.

“Mom, why did we need to tell Twilight that? I’m sure she’ll want more than just your word as proof, that’s… kind of how she works,” Fluttershy uttered, concerned about her mother possibly ruining her friendship with Twilight.

“Don’t worry, my little baby. Let momma take care of this,”

Outside the bar Rainbow managed to drag Twilight into an alley to talk. “What’s your problem? You butthurt over Fluttershy being your cousin?”

“My problem is the credibility and how sudden it became, the first thing that mare brought up was that Fluttershy and I are related, and what proof does she have that we're related? I want tests done to prove this is the case, and what of Fluttershy? Sweet Breeze wants something and I want to know what before I even think of her as family, the way she said it means that she knew of this for as long as Fluttershy was alive, and she didn’t try to tell anyone? I’m sure even Uncle Silver would have said something if he knew,” Twilight growled in annoyance.

“You and Rarity said that Silver never brought Fluttershy to bed, right? That could mean he knew that Fluttershy was his kid. And yes, I’ve been paying attention to Fluttershy for the sake of getting laid, so I know she was more uncomfortable with the news that hit you than she was with me- don’t you start-, so… she might have just found out herself rather recently. I say we see how this plays out, alright? I don’t want my evening ruined because my boss got her boxers rustled by some news of a new family member,” Rainbow explained.

Twilight glared at her driver for a moment and took a deep breathe. “You’re right, you were kind enough to drag me here to drink and relax, and considering Rarity, I owe you at least that, we’ll go back in… but I want to ensure that the topic of me being related to Fluttershy to not come up, got it?”

“Good, I’d rather talk more about how I’ll taste that yellow pussy later then know she’s related to you anyways,” Rainbow chuckled taking Twilight back into the bar.

“A topic I’d rather not be a part of… but it is better than what I walked into moments ago,” Twilight groaned. They walked back to their table with Fluttershy and Sweet Breeze, and took their seats. The waitress had dropped off a plate of Nachos for the group, of which Fluttershy was nervously picking at, her mother was giving Twilight a smirk. “We are here to relax, not speak business.”

“That’s all fine, so… you inherited your Uncle’s business and lands?” Sweet Breeze asked.

“Hey Fluttershy, seen anything neat on TV lately?” Twilight immediately questioned, causing the older pegasus to grumble.

“I have been watching this show from Kitsuna lately… it’s kinda fun and the plot is good, it’s called Magical Yacht Colossus. It’s about a diamond dog girl that befriends a giant robot that turns into a yacht,” Fluttershy replied, nervously.

“I heard Kitsuna was a stupid weird place but what?” Rainbow asked, even Twilight was confused by the premise.

“Well… there are these alien robots from space that attack the planet every so often and this Diamond Dog girl is saved by the giant yacht robot named Momo, who fights his own kind and protects Jewel with his life,” Fluttershy explained, continuing to take from the nacho pile little by little.

“Based on what you said about Cororippa; I take it, this ‘Jewel’ sleeps with Momo?” Twilight asked, dejected.

Fluttershy gave a shaky smile. “Actually no… well not yet because I haven’t finished the series but… one brief mention of Jewel’s mother having sex with her father-”

“Much like how Silver and me did it at my place, hard and rough… it would have to be to make Fluttershy after all,” Sweet quipped, aggravating Twilight.

The waitress came to drop off more beers, of which Twilight immediately took and drank it in one go and placed the mug back on the waitress’ serving tray. “Didn’t know you can drink,” Rainbow Dash commented in surprise.

“I don’t, I prefer wine. But I want to forget all my conversations that happened tonight and have you selectively tell me what happened after my hangover,” Twilight explained.

“Of course… always a job to it,” Rainbow groaned.

“Why would you want to forget a part of your family tree?” Sweet asked, quirking an eyebrow. “Aren’t we all friends here?”

Twilight didn’t answer and instead stayed silent, tapping on the table impatiently for another mug. Rainbow Dash took this moment to scoot next to Fluttershy. “This is quite the news, huh?”

“Y-yes, I just found out about it today. It’s all so sudden,” Fluttershy squeaked.

“Wait, you found out today?” Twilight said, voice raised. Her attention turned to Sweet Breeze. “Anything else you happen to be hiding?”

Sweet merely thought to herself innocently. “No, nothing that I know of.”

“Why keep such a thing from your daughter? Knowing who your real father is rather important for anyone,” Twilight asked, drinking another glass of beer.

“Does it really matter who my father is? Storm Cloud was the one who cared for me and nurtured me, not Silver Spark, so… I’d like to think Storm Cloud is my real father, no offense to your uncle, Twilight,” Fluttershy said, blushing slightly for interrupting the conversation.

“None taken actually,” Twilight responded, downing another pint.

“What matters is who you are, baby girl,” Sweet added, giving an honest smile, which was baffling to Twilight.

“See? Who cares if your dad is a pervert that owns a forest and a few towns and cities… and a lingerie magazine, what matters is who helped you become the mare you are now,” Rainbow cheered, patting Fluttershy’s back.

“Speaking from experience?” Twilight quipped with a rather poor smile, failing to hide her mirth.

“YOU SHUT- are you drunk?” Rainbow asked, seeing her employer swaying back and forth on her seat.

“Indeed, that last mug was the one that broke my mental back, why? You gonna mess with me while I’m tipsy?” Twilight accused, glaring daggers at Rainbow Dash’s forehead. “Hold on one moment.” Twilight tilted her head up a fraction of a degree to stare into Rainbow’s eyes, realizing she was glaring at the wrong part of her driver’s body. “Thank you for not wearing a bra, I appreciate it.”

“Uhh… thanks?” Rainbow replied, unsure of how to answer that.

“But that’s besides the point, I know YOU are up to something,” Twilight growled at Fluttershy. It took the unicorn a few seconds to notice that she was growling at the wrong mare, turning to Sweet Breeze when her eyes became less blurry for a moment.

“Can’t hold your liquor? Is this really how the Silver’s heir should act?” Sweet chuckled.

Twilight growled at the older mare. “This… is a one time thing, and my uncle taught me everything he knew about running a successful company when I was eight because I got curious one day after reading about corporations and what not, maybe he thought I’d be better suited for running things when he passed on than Fluttershy? Fluttershy is a sexy pushover, I’m just some bland hardass that gets pissed off when something in my ideal world goes wrong like my own sister trying to fuck me in my sleep or my driver is making one of my friends uncomfortable because she wanted more than just fucking me, or having a butler that barely knows how to buttle because she can’t seem to get off her high horse, especially around my other hired help-”

“Wait, she’s not supposed to act like she’s better than me?” Rainbow asked.

“Rainbow, Rainbow… Rainbow… does it look like I give a flying fuck about status or rank, Rainbow Dash? To me? You all work for me, but… every so often I feel bad that I order you girls around because Business Twilight has yet to find that off switch and Normal Twilight is in her corner, waiting for when she can just go out and say “Hey Rainbow, Rarity, Pinkie. Why don’t you stop fucking working and come with me and Barb and we can all have a picnic… or do something fun that isn’t work. we’ll invite Fluttershy, she might like it”, like what Sunset used to do for me when I do cram sessions for a test or something. My point is… shut up, and let me finish. Where was I?” Twilight asked, her head wobbling from side to side. Fluttershy curled herself into Rainbow’s side for protection while the driver stared in awe of her employer's rant, Sweet Breeze could hardly contain her mirth.

“You were complaining about your workers ruining your ideal world,” Sweet replied, smirking.

“Right, when my own hired help do whatever they want that ruins my plans for the day. Like Rarity acting like she’s Harmony’s gift to the world, or Pinkie doing god knows what then going out of her way to make sure my own sister stays in her room at night because she has some sort of hatred for incest, and my driver doing whatever the fuck she wants, calling me a bitch despite me showing her WHO the bitch was… in front of her friend no less, and… I need more staff to bitch about,” Twilight growled, struggling to stay balanced, then she turned to Sweet Breeze angrily. “YOU!” she snarled, pointing at Sweet Breeze, she stopped for a moment so she can be sure that she was accusing the right pony, making a triumphant fist pump upon finding out she was indeed pointing at the right mare.

“Me?” Sweet Breeze asked, acting innocent.

“YOU tell ME, that SHE is related to ME? Not to mention the fact that she just found out today. No, fuck that, this smells worse than me baking a coconut cake for my brother’s birthday and destroying the kitchen in the process. What is your game and speak clearly to Rainbow Dash, it’s now her job to tell me things because I’m trying to-” She stopped to take a swig of beer. “Forget everything that happened tonight involving the mere idea that Fluttershy is my cousin because you and my uncle fucked like rabbits at wherever you lived at the time. Do you have ANY idea how much of a buzzkill that is for me?” Twilight snarled.

“How much?” Rainbow and Sweet asked; both rather curious and highly serious about how Twilight truly felt to the now cowering pegasus.

“Look at your daughter! I fight it all the time but yes, I do want to fuck Fluttershy. But I don’t want to hurt her in some way because my brain is screaming at me, saying ”fucking Fluttershy and hurting her in the process will have thunder striking me dead and sending me into Tartarus”, just because I might have ruined Fluttershy forever with a SINGLE act of depravity.” Twilight had concluded, her head meeting with the table. The bar had vacated at some point, leaving the four mares and the current bartender alone all of which were staring at the drunk unicorn.

“So… the fact that she’s your cousin is killing your lady boner?” Rainbow uttered.

“Not really, but if I have sex with Fluttershy NOW, it’ll undermine everything I’ve been trying to nail into Barb’s skull about NOT fucking me, not to mention hurt her feelings,” Twilight growled, getting up and rubbing her horn.

Fluttershy’s blush had taken over her face, hiding behind her mane shield. Sweet Breeze stared at the unicorn with wide eyes. “Cheque please!” she called out.

With her rant over, Twilight’s brain finally shut down, but her body remained active for the remainder of the night.

~Dood~[/hr]

Twilight awoke with a painful headache, the sunlight causing her to groan as she turned to her side, her semi-closed vision met with a full array of colours. “What the heck?”

The strange rainbow moved slightly, groaning as turned to face Twilight. “How’s your head, boss?” Rainbow asked, her voice killing Twilight’s skull.

“Quiet please, I can’t think right now,” Twilight groaned, covering her face with a pillow. She felt the bed move as the other presence left her alone.

“Here, some aspirin and some water,” Rainbow said softly. Twilight greedily took the pills and water and consumed them, retreating back to her covers.

Her eyes widened when she finally felt something off. “Why am I naked?”

“Do you wanna wait until you get over your hangover?” Rainbow asked.

“Actually, that’s probably more preferred, thank you Rainbow,” Twilight mumbled, her head still reeling from the discomfort of her drinking like a complete moron.

“I’ll go see what Pinkie is cooking and come back with food,” Rainbow said, making Twilight groan from the noise.

“If Rainbow ever asks you to go to a bar again, refuse and threaten her,” Twilight grumbled to herself. A few minutes passed and her headache soon passed but she still felt ill, immediately crawling to her bathroom to throw up.

“Hey,” Twilight turned to Rainbow Dash, who was dressed in a familiar set of pajamas.

“Why are you wearing that?” Twilight asked, before unleashing another volley of bile into the porcelain bowl.

“I’m not running to my room naked just to get dressed, I’ll give these back later,” Rainbow quipped. “I brought breakfast, how do you feel?”

“I feel like I should have died in my sleep but my body won’t grant me that mercy,” Twilight groaned, flushing the toilet and awaiting another surge of gross fluid to exit her mouth. “I would like to know why I’m naked.”

“Well, yesterday you got drunk, and yelled about how you thought Fluttershy’s mom was using Fluttershy to get somewhere, and complained about how you were a jerk because everyone wanted to fuck your ‘ideal’ world up like Rarity acting like everyone but you are her pawn, Pinkie policing your room, and me doing whatever I want. Then you said you didn’t like the idea of Fluttershy being your cousin because you wanted to get in bed with her but you can’t because you don’t want to break some cosmic rule and doing so now means that everything you told Barb would mean nothing. Then you sort of went quiet until we got home, then you kissed me and forced me into your bed and we had really rough sex. Another reason why I’m wearing your pajamas was I didn’t want your cum to stain your rug, only your pants,” Rainbow responded, her hand on her hips.

“Great, just… great,” Twilight uttered. “Could you get me a bathrobe or something? And some boxers, I don’t want to sit here naked all day.”

“Got it boss,” Rainbow said. “By the way, you said you wanted to forget everything that is work and just go and hang out with everyone, why don’t we do that today? My schedule is kinda based on yours and your phone says you don’t need to go to work or do Duchess junk today, so…”

“I’ll consider it when I’m not trying to cough out my lung, Rainbow…” Twilight said, letting out another portion of yesterday’s collection of meals. “Thanks though.”

Rainbow nodded and limped out of the room to put her own clothes on and take a shower. She didn’t want to smell like her boss for the entire day after all.

~Dood~[/hr]

Fluttershy had begun her morning reading her manga, with her mother passed out on the couch. Twilight’s sudden declaration of ‘wanting to mate’ with the yellow pegasus kept her up through most of the night, backed up with Rainbow Dash making Fluttershy nervous, the two other mares had the poor caretaker on pins and needles ever since.

Her mother telling her and Twilight that they are cousins was also another matter but… could they still be together? She did argue against that Pinkie mare about how incest can be more pure than the love between a mare and a stallion, but she wasn’t sure if she could practice what she preached, but that would leave only Rainbow Dash…

Fluttershy shook her head and delved deeper into her manga, where two sisters recently find out they’re sisters after they began dating, and eventually fall in love… one sister was a futanari but it wasn’t the issue until the Kitsuna trademark sex scene happened, forcing Fluttershy to start imagining Twilight with a penis, a nice long, juicy penis… a pussy-splitting purple co-

The poor pegasus shook her head wildly, trying to remove those thoughts, only to start thinking of Rainbow Dash with a blue mare-pleasing dick.

Author's Note

Chapter Super Stars, dood:
- Wrabbit
- N9ne
- Blaze3713
- bloodraven432 (sorry if I forgot your FIM user name, dood)

Yay, I finally updated, dood. I hope I do you guys proud and not fuck anything up... the whole Sweet Breeze thing is actually going to be a lot shorter than you'd think because... this is gonna focus more on Twilight getting mares... but with less sex, dood. Just sayin'

Next chapter.... I'm feeling for clop, what do you think, dood?... Course this will ahppen after the Mini-Series chapter that I have yet to look at the voting t see what wins... looks like Rivalry I think, dood.

PS. mrgrgr... dah fuck is that, dood? It's the silliest growling noise I've ever heard, gosh darn it Edea from Bravely Default.