Prologue - You suck at bargaining
Fluttershy awoke from slumber, laid up and rubbed her face with a hoof. She recently learned about being assertive. She was glad she did. It showed by the smile on her face. She got up and went downstairs. She fed all of her animals before leaving to Sugarcube Corner.
As soon as she got there, she was greeted by Pinkie and Rarity. "Hello Pinkie. Rarity," she said.
"I see your doing better with being assertive. But, that's not why I asked you here," Pinkie said in a serious tone. "You need help with your bargaining skills." She pulled out a sac of flour and put it on a stool behind the counter. Pinkie brought Rarity over to act as the flour's master(she controls it like a puppet). Pinkie then brought over a cupcake. "Watch and learn." Fluttershy sat on the floor and put her hoofs in a camera pose. She cleared her throat. "I'd like to buy that cupcake."
"10 bits," Rarity said.
"No. Not like that. More stereotypical fru-fru." Rarity heavily sighed.
"10 bits, madam." Pinkie winked at Rarity.
"10 bits is too much. How about 7?"
"Hmm...... ok, madam." Pinkie mimes pulling out a wallet and putting bits on the counter.
"That's how it's done. Now you." Fluttershy stepped up.
"10 bits is too much. How about 7?"
"Hmm...... ok, madam." Fluttershy copies the same action Pinkie did.
*clop-clop* (Clapping)
"Well done." Pinkie came up and hugged Fluttershy. Rarity joined in.
"Oh. Angel promised to do my chores for acting like an...um..."
"Asshole?" Pinkie suggested.
"Vagina?" Rarity suggested. They looked at her with a stupefied expression. "Vagisil?" They all laughed.
