The best day ever, until it wasn't.

Hey there, i want to tell you a story...my story about how my little pony. saved my life.

I was 8 when it happened i was diagnosed with a massive tumor on my stomach, i didn't know

at the time i always thought it was extra weight but we got it checked out and it was confirmed

i went through all my life with this massive tumor it got pretty bad at times i remember

once i wrapped it in toilet paper because it was just leaking puss, i spent most of my

teenage years inside, on the internet not many friends at all due to my growth, it had

gotten pretty bad by the age of 16 and i had broken out in acne, i felt like my world was over

but then i saw it..a wonderful show called my little pony. It's funny, i had it planned you know

i was gonna kill myself the very next day, i even bought the rope. but it was there staring me in the face.

it was so innocent and kind towards me, i felt like the characters where really there with me when i slept

i even bought one of those life sized pinkie pie pillows (She was my favorite). She was so pretty

i would have killed for a girlfriend like pinkie pie haha, anyway I'm getting off topic.

i watched the show for a while through the first 2 seasons and i felt fine i even got

confident enough to take my top off in public, people would stare at my massive tumor but i didn't

care i had pinkie with me the entire way, in a way i always felt like we was connected you know?

it was so great. Then it happened, the greatest day of my life..I was walking to the shoe store

to buy some new cleats to play golf in (at this time i was training to become a professional golfer)

and then a pizza guy dropped his pizza on the floor, i figured i'd do the right thing and pick it up

for him and then i slipped, i stood on the pizza and the pepperoni fell all over my face, it felt kinda cool

to be honest it was pretty greasy (but by this time i was used to it as i was always greasy)

and i landed face first on the ground, i clenched my stomach i was covered in blood i think someone called an

ambulance so i grabbed a blanket off a homeless man near me and ran home with it covering my stomach

i got home sat down in serious pain and took the blanket off to see the damage, i thought my tumor

had popped but...i realized..it wasn't a tumor at all it was an egg from an equestrian pony that was

blessed to be grafted into my skin..she was there i swear she really was there, i looked into the hole

my burst tumor had created and laying inside was pinkie pie. i was a father and a boyfriend at the same time

finally...i pulled her out my gaping tumor hole and cuddled her tight she proceeded to say "..daddy?"

to which i pressed my face up against hers and shoved my tongue in her mouth..it was so wet and slimy it tasted

so good a very odd taste..then again the only woman i had ever kissed was my grandmother and i never

used tongues with her no matter how hard i tried..

the next day i woke up with her next to me, my stomach still in pain my i curled up a bunch

of my mothers underwear and stuffed it inside the gaping wound..she didn't mind, it turns out she grew

up to a full sized teenager over night, so i quickly pressed myself on top of her and pounded her

marshmallow butt hole, it felt so good i came so much..there was a lot of blood because it was my first time

my friends always told me your dick was meant to bleed when you first do it (back when i had friends)

after the passionate sex i went into the bathroom and took a shit as i ate a whole bucket of hot wings

the night before, pinkie joined me, she seemed curious so i let her watch me squeeze out a few shits..

her face lit up she was very excited she even started to touch herself but she seemed shy so i turned away

and let her continue, after we had finished we laid in my bedroom and played some sonic unleashed

for the xbox (my favourite console). i started to feel woozy after this i thought it was from the excitement

but it wasn't...

thus began the worst moment in my life...Pinkie woke me up and told me i had passed out..i asked her why?

she said i had lost so much blood from giving birth to her out of my massive tumor and she was crying

i asked her what was wrong..she put her hoof on my lips and then took a whole jar of mayonnaise out from behind her

and started to pour it all over her body...i looked up at her and said.."why are you doing that my daughter? my love?"

she turned at me still crying but the mayonnaise covered most of her...plump body "Its so..i can squeeze in easier"

she jumped on top of me and proceeded legs first into my gaping hole..i knew what she was doing..she wanted

to fill the void of my gaping tumor hole..i started crying "pinkie please don't do this i have never loved

someone until i met you.." she looked up to me with her head just poking out of the tumor hole and said..

"i may become a tumor again...but ill always be your tumor Mary..Your massive tumor" the last of her head

popped back into my gaping tumor hole and it was all over...she was safe..inside of me. i love you pinkie pie..so much.