Chapter 2.

It was the beginning of another beautiful day out in Ponyville, Applejack and her husband Soarin stood outside there two story house as the sun breached the horizon at there farm at 'Sweet Apple Acres.' The farmer girl stood tall and took a large inhale, smelling the morning dew that coated the fresh cut green grass of the farm. "Well Sugar-Cube looks like it's gonna be one fin day don't y'all reckon?" The man beside her stretched and flexed his wings letting out a few audible pops making his wife flinch at the sound. "Will ya quit that! Ya know I hate it when ya make those dang popping noises!"

Soarin began to chuckle as he shook his head. "Sorry babe but you were a bit rough last night" He left off with a chuckle. "Hell I'm surprised you didn't break my pelvis!" Saying that caused him to receive a glare from his wife and a smack upside the head making him topple forward onto the dirt road.

Applejack placed her foot on his back and began to giggle. "Ya knew we earth gals got a lot more stamina than those mage and winged gals out there."

Soarin began to laugh as he picked himself up off the ground brushing his wife's foot of his back. "Yeah I know. I didn't say I don't like it, I just said you were a bit rough. But hell that's one of the reasons I married you, well... Other than you being damn sexy with that cute accent of yours, plus the taste of your pies. Both of them actually.

"Um Sugar-Cube, I only make one type of pie. Ya know. Apple." Applejack crossed her arms glaring at her winged husband.

Hearing that and the look on his wife's face caused Soarin to laugh just before placing his arms around his wife's waist. "I wasn't talking about the food Applejack." He said licking his lips as he wiggled his eye brows, causing his wife's face to flush as he chuckled.

Applejacks flushing red face contorted from a look of shock into one of annoyance. The apple farmer pushed away from her husbands grasp and slugged him in his right arm. "That's what ya get for getting me all flustered! Ya know we got work ta do today and Big Mac won't be here to help."

Soarin chuckled again as he message the now bruising spot on his arm. "Where is the big guy anyway? The only time he's off the farm is if he's with Cheerilee."

"Ya just answered yer own question Sugar-Cube. Now come on!" She yelled in excitement, grabbing Soarin's hand and dragging him towards the apple orchard. "We can't stand here all day talkin, we got apples to pick!"

With being pulled with the strength Applejack had, Soarin fell forward again but was now being dragged by his wife to the orchard were they were to begin harvesting fresh 'Sweet Apple Acres' apples to sell to the good people of Ponyville.

Five minutes passed and Soarin was still being dragged in by his wife. They were heading to the south field about ten minutes away by foot from they're home. With a jolt Soarin felt himself stop as he was no longer being pulled bid hand free from Applejacks grasp. He knew they weren't at the field yet it was to early for them to stop. Picking himself off the ground, he began brushing away the dirt and grime off his clothes, hair and face before looking to Applejack whom seemed to be staring off into the distance ahead of her.

"Hey babe what's wrong?" Soarin said walking up next to his wife. He look to her then to the direction where she was staring off to. There he saw something. Something laying in the middle of the apple orchard.

"What'd ya reckon it is?" The farm girl asked, squinting try to judge in what it was.

"Hell if I know babe but where not gonna find out standing here. Come on!" He replied this time him grabbing his wife's hand pulling her closer to the silhouette in the distance.

The closer they got the closer they could see what caught there eyes. The silhouette turned into a shape of a person that much was understandable from the distance they were currently at but now only a few yards away they took notice of the person lying in the field. Scratch that they took notice to the naked WOMAN lying in the apple field. "What in tarnation is she doing out here?" Applejack said to no one in particular just wandering why there was woman in her apple orchard. "And why is she naked!?"

Soarin didn't respond to either question, he himself was to forgone without a thought in his head as he looked to the naked woman lying on the grass. Redness flushed his cheeks as he looked the woman over from head toe. 'Damn she's hot!' That was the last thought he had before his wife punched him square in the jaw making him fly a few feet away into an apple tree. The force he had against the tree cause every single apple in it to fall off, a few bouncing off his head.

Soarin was dazed for a minute or two before shaking his head as his eyes circled around inside his skull. "Okay, I deserve that." He said rubbing his jaw and the back of his head.

"Your damn right you do!" Applejack yelled to him in anger. "What in Faust name did ya think!? I wouldn't see ya haven a look at this here lady!?"

"Look I'm sorry Applejack."He apologized as he walked closer to his wife. "I'm not gonna lie to you Applejack, hell you'll know if I am anyway. Look, yeah she's hot..."

Applejack grabbed him by his shirt and brought bin down to her level which was only three inches down. "There better be a but at the end of that sentence or y'all be sleepin on the couch for the next year!"

"But... She missing a few things." Applejack just looked closely to Soarin her grip on his shirt becoming tighter, waiting for him to continue. "She doesn't have beautiful emerald colored eyes. Well I don't think she does. "Applejacks scowl grew as she tightly gritted her teeth. "Okay, okay bad joke. She doesn't have beautiful blonde hair that ends in a pony tail or the Stetson that goes on top of her pretty little head. And I doubt she has a sexy country accent that I prefer. Yeah she's thin and dainty, but I don't like that kind of thing. No for me I like a girl that can handle herself, especially one that has damn strong legs and lets not forget..." He trailed off before grabbing Applejacks butt. "A nice firm ass."

Applejacks grip faltered as her scowl turned to a small smile. "Ya doofus. Y'all lucky I love ya or else I wouldn't accept that there speech." Soarin pecked his wife's lips before laughing with Applejack following with him.

As there laughing died down they looked to the woman lying next to them then to each other. "So I guess we should just getur up then huh?" Applejack moved away from Soarin and closer to the woman to try and get her to awaken. Soarin watched his wife do this but before Applejack was about to shake the woman awake he noticed her cutie mark that was on her arm and seeing brought back a memory. A memory of a woman from party he attended not to long ago.

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For the members of the Wonderbolts all it was, was another party hosted by haughty nobles trying to look good in front of there peers. And for the lieutenant of the illustrious flying team, it was all just a waist of time. Instead of being there, he would rather be with his girlfriend and her delicious pie. But of course nobody always gets what they want.

'Come on Spitfire were the fucking Wonderbolts! Why the hell do we have to meet these uppity noble assholes!?'

'Will you shut the fuck up Soarin! These 'uppity noble assholes' are the ones signing your damn checks! So shut up, act pretty and I'll let you get some pie later! Look one of them is heading over!'

Two people walked over to there group, one man and one woman. The man was a good four inches taller then Soarin he walked with a cane and wore a magnificently tailored suit, a monocle over his left eye and a top hat placed right on his head. The woman that clung to his arm was one of pure beauty, hell should could probably give the princesses a run for there money.

The woman was drop-dead sexy. As she and the man she clung to past the many people around them, she caused many heads to turn as they walked forward to the Wonderbolts. Her hair was exquisitely styled with it's two tone appearance. It fell past her shoulders and down to her back, it was pink in color but had a streaks of white in a few places. She wore gorgeous red strapless dress that tightly hugged her body showing her elegant hour glass figure, the dress caused her breasts to push up giving them a more larger look. On her right arm she showed her cutie mark. Three Fleur de Lis, one larger then the others colored in gold and placed above and between the two small Fleurs that were colored royal purple. She wore black stockings that covered her legs that ended in glittering red heels.

'Ah! The Wonderbolts!' The man said breaking Soarin's gaze upon the woman. "Hello everyone my name is Fancy Pants and this here is my wife Fleur de Lis. We are quite thankful you could join us at our party.'

The rest of the memory began to fade out as Soarin was brought back to the real world now realizing who the woman was.

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He remember her now, she looked exactly as she did back the party, except for her missing clothes of course.

"Applejack." He said stopping his wife from moving closer. The farm girl looked to the sleeping woman before her then back to her husband behind her. "Applejack I know who that is."

The farm girl looked back to the woman than back to her husband. "Well spit it out! I rather wake her up now than tomorra!"

"That's Fleur de Lis the Prench model and wife to Canterlot noble Fancy Pants. I met them at a party they hosted not too long ago."

"Ya serious?" She asked him with confused look. Soaring responded with a nod before Applejack looked back to Fleur. "Then what in the hay is she doing here?"

"Hell if I know. Maybe bad teleportation? But that doesn't explain why she has no clothes on."

"Well we ain't gonna find out till we wake her." Applejack walked up next to the sleeping woman and began to shake her. "Hello Ms. Fleur. Y'all wake up now ya hear! I ain't sure why y'all are here. But ya can't be sleepin on ma farm!" The farm girl shook the sleeping woman again and again trying to wake her from her slumber.

Being repeatedly shaken caused Fleur to awake from her slumber, but not in a groggily manner some would think. No. Fleur's eyes shot straight open in surprise. Surprise and Anger.

Though the couples intention to awaken the sleeping woman were good, they thought they were awakening the Prench model and wife of Fancy Pants. What they did not know, was that the original Fleur de Lis was still in Canterlot. And the one they had just awakened was different not of body, but of mind. And she was extremely pissed!

Author's Note

Yes everybody this is another 'Who I've Become' story and it won't be the last. There is one more I'm gonna put up... Maybe soon. Instead of being sad like the others, I thought I would make it a comedy since I think I suck at writing depressing shit.

Anyway... Random song maybe listen maybe not I dont care.

http://m.youtube.com/?q=romantic+dreams+deftones&search_sort=relevance&search_type=search_all&uploaded=#/watch?v=mkkOLMTOM7s

Ya know it sucks using a phone to do all this. Kinda want to put some cool music but noooo! Phone just doesn't like that.

Anyway I want this to be a thing. Every chapter I put up there will be a random song at the end.