'Who I've Become' - Fleur de Lis.
Chapter 6
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Laughter. Hysterical freaking laughter was what greeted my ears as Applejack and I walked down the dirt road into the town known as Ponyville.
(Seriously!? Fucking Ponyville!? I swear I think this world has horse fetishes.)
Let me back up a bit first, before Applejack began laughing her head off.
Earlier after I walked down from the upper floor of the apple family home I went into the dining room where Granny Smith placed, and I shit you not, a buffet of apple based foods.
I gapped at the seen before me. Pie, Fritters, Caramel Apples, deep fried apples, apple nuggets, apple juice, apple cider.
APPLES EVERYWHERE!!!
(Now I think these people have a fetish for apples)
"Holy shit!" saying that out loud got me a smack on the hand from Granny Smith's spatula.
"Watch yer tongue youngin'. I don't want nunna that language in my house." She calmly said but with a tone that will make me think twice about saying a curse word.
"Sorry." I replied as I rubbed the pain away.
"That's alright hun. Shoot, Applejack's hubby got hit plenty o' times before he learned not ta curse in my house. Now go on n' eat, y'all just skin N' bone."
And with that I ate some pretty delicious food!
(Now you're wondering. 'But Fleur that wasn't funny at all!' Well if you just wait a few more paragraphs you'll get your fucking answer!)
Anyway.
I ate. So. Much. Food!
By the end of it I looked like I had a little baby bump in my stomach... Oh god! I shutter at thought of being pregnant.
"Ugh. Please, no more." I said as I pushed the next plate away. I just, I just couldn't! I ate a totally of one plate of food.
And that was more than enough to fill me up. Seriously my waist was tiny.
"Shoot sugar-cube you hardly ate any food at all! Heck even I can eat three or four plates before I even start feelin full."
"Well woopty fucking doo for you- EEP!" I gave a shriek as I felt myself lifted up from my chair and bent over the table!
Were Granny Smith used her spatula to spank me.
"What did!" 'SMACK' "I tell ya!" 'SMACK' "About cussin!" 'SMACK' "In mah House!" 'SMACK'
"Ow, ow, ow! Please! Ow! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I promise I won't say it again!" I pleaded with the elderly grandmother.
I found myself let go and the spanking of the spatula ceased from hitting my butt. But the stinging continued. Heck I couldn't even sit down without jumping back up again.
"Now ya know what happens when ya curse in this house?"
I looked to Granny Smith, her face contorted into a neutral gaze and behind her was Applejack snickering away.
Looking back into the grandmothers eyes then I looked down in shame "I... Yes. I'm sorry Granny Smith I won't do that again. I'm sorry."
(Kinda sad for this to happen to a Marine.)
So that's what happened. Yep nothing else. Not a single thing. Put on a pair of Applejacks sandal wedges and walked out the door.
Nope I didn't apologize to Soarin... Ok I did. And he wasn't so doped up on pain killers that he mistook me for Applejack and wrapped me in his arms and began kissing my neck. Nope never happened...
Fine it happened! But don't worry, I got him back...
He won't be fucking anytime soon.
Now where were we? Oh yeah! Applejack and I passed the gate to the farm and we were on our track to Ponyville. And every. Freaking. Minute I had to pull the hem of my skirt down in fear of my ass showing.
I think Applejack was getting back at me by making me look like a slut.
And these WEDGES!!! I could barely walk in these damn things! I wobble and try not to fall even though I've done so eight times now! Another reason why Applejack laughs at me.
Ladies I now feel your pain. Guys I'm telling you this walking in wedges or heels is a bitch.
Now I'm holding onto Applejack for support as we walked into the... I, I'm sorry but what in the actual fuck am I looking at?
There before us was a primitive looking village with actual stone buildings and thatch rooves. There was no sign of any modern technology like their was back in America and
HOLY SHIT IS THAT GIRL FUCKING FLYING!?!?!?
"Woah! Hay Aj who's the chick and why the hell is she holding onto you? What, you dumped Soarin and turned into a lesbian?"
"What! Of course not yuh idgit! I'll have y'all know my hubby been bucking my brains out every night! Shoot, I bet he done do better job then that guy y'all sleepin with."
"Pfft, whatever. Anyway you still didn't answer my question. Who's the chick and why is she holding onto you?"
I would have said something or another but for some reason my brain as gone derp. I mean seriously the chick is flying, FUCKING FLYING WITH FUCKING WINGS!!! That's pretty damn unusual. The rainbow hair she had I gave less of a crap about.
"HEY!!!"
"Bah!!!" I screamed in surprise as I found her face to face with me, causing me to let go of Applejack and to once again fall to the ground. Only difference about this time was that when I fell, I fell head first and ass up. But it also became worse when the panties Applejack had given me came loose and fell from my small skirt.
Now I was there lying on the streets of Ponyville ass up giving people. Yes that's right people, since we had walked further into town. A full and unobstructed view of my naked ass and pussy.
"DANGIT RAINBOW!" I heard Applejack yell before she came over and helped me to my feet. I knew she wanted to get back at me for hurting her and her husband but now I think she knew that this was too far.
"I'm sorry sugar-cube." I heard Applejack say as I pulled my panties up. And for some strange reason I was trying not to cry as tears weld up in my eyes and to not also die from embarrassment from all the on-looks from the men and woman surrounding us.
Damn you female hormones.
Beside us, the winged and rainbow haired woman was laughing up a storm. And the more she laughed the more angry I was getting. Either I would soon turn into a she-hulk or go full on bitch mode and kick her ass.
"Bahahahaha- she fell! And, and hahaha- ergh..." Silence came and her laughter completely halted when my foot connected with her cunt! "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ah the sounds of pained screams how I have missed you so. Applejack stood beside me gaping I what I had done to the rainbow haired chick. And for the rainbow haired chick? Well she was flopping around like a demon possessed, clenching onto the crotch of her short-shorts.
Ah the effects of a good cunt punt.
Minutes passed and the people around us moved on with their lives. I on the other hand was laughing my cute ass off and Applejack just stood by eating an apple.
And for the rainbow haired girl...
"Oh. You. Fucking. BITCH!"
Made an attempt to tackle me into the ground only to be thwarted by me moving to the side and my foot colliding with her ass!
"Ha Marine bitch!"
The winged girl got up and was going for another tackle. Only to be stopped as Applejack stood in her way.
"ALRIGHT THAT'S ENOUGH! I JUST BOUT HAD IT WITH Y'ALL TWO! You!" She pointed to me. "What in the hay were ya thinking kicking Rainbow in her cooch!? I know y'all are new bein a girl n' all but that their was uncalled fer! And you Rainbow! I thought ya knew better than ta laugh at other peoples misfortuns."
"Yeah- but- she... Ugh! Whatever... Wait! Would you mean she's new being a girl?"
And now time for an explanation.
