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                      The Crushed One                      
                    -by British Phoney-                    
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                       The Take Off                        
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The Take Off
It was the day before Halloween. A brave pony was willing to help a group of heavy men get across a large cavern to get pissed a pub. The pony didn't know how heavy they were and they crushed the pony with they're amazing weight. The men were confused as to why the pony was not moving and to why it wasn't breathing as well so they tried to resuscitate it. They were there for hours or so they thought. In fact it was a few seconds when