The Main Six Go To A Bar

by XXyooswoodXX

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy
Length: 912

The main six go to the bar

The Main Six go to the bar.What can possibly go wrong

Published 2013-11-17 17:00:03 UTC
Last updated 2013-11-17 17:00:03 UTC

Bartastic

It was one bright sunny afternoon, near the Golden Oaks Library were four ponies, each looked like something very important was happening.Then suddenly a rainbow colored mare suddenly spoke up

"We have been Celestias servants for too long,too show who is boss we would go to the bar and drink,"

Then Twilight spoke up saying"I don't agree drinking is best too solve any problem but Rainbow Dash is right for once.

Fluttershy said "I am not a fan for drinking,but if Rainbowdash says it's ok."

Twilight finally gave in.

Twilight let out a sigh and said "Should we at least bring pinkie to discuss."

Rainbow Dash said " Pinkie will always agree."

Twilight told them to get Pinkie and meet outside the Golden Oaks Library at midnight.

At midnight

The clock struck midnight,five ponies were outside the library.Pinkie asked them were they doing here at midnight.

Twilight was taken back and said "Pinkie did no pony tell you what are we doing here."

Pinkie told her nope.Applejack ,Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy looked ashamed.They apologized to Twilight for not telling why they were here.

"So why are we here" said Pinkie.

Twilight explained to Pinkie why they were here.Pinkies smile grew wider and longer.

"YAYYYYYY!"Shouted Pinkie.

The others told Pinkie to be quiet.

Twilight said " Time to go to the bar"

They all walked towards the dirty part of town.They saw around them the place was getting dirtier and dirtier.

Rainbow Dash finally said " Are we going the right way"

Twilight assured them that they were going the right way.

Pinkie said " Are we there yet"

Twilight replied " We are getting closer"

They all noticed a dim light in the distance, and realized it was the bar named The Goblin

Twilight said " We finally made it."

They ran it to the bar.Inside,the place was dirty,bottles were everywhere.They saw a few passed out ponies.They finally made it to the bartender.

Rainbow Dash went up to him and said " Bring us mares six bottles of vodka"

She threw 6 bits on the counter.

The bartender just said " What are you mares doing out so late at night"

Rainbow dash just told him to get the drinks.The bartender went to get the drinks.They sat on the stools and waited for the bartender to get the drinks.When he came back,he placed the vodka bottles on the counter and left.

They all grabbed there bottles and Applejack said " CHEERS!"

They all drank their drinks. Rainbow Dash kept on getting more and more drinks.Finally Rainbow Dash ran out of money.

" I don't know *hic* you think but I want more." said Pinkie

"Do you really *hic* want more." said Applejack.

Pinkie nodded.

"Okay I will get some *hic* be right back."

When Applejack left,they started talking.

Rainbow Dash asked Pinkie "Who are you going out with?"

Pinkie just replied "Oh nopony important,"

Rainbow Dash continued urging her to tell.Finally Applejack came back with the drinks.They all drank their beer.Once they finished they all left the bar.

Applejack said "Hey where are you all going,"

Rainbow Dash flew into the sky and tried to do a Sonic Rainboom while drunk, and it actually worked but, she crashed into someponys house.

Twilight said "The pony probably had insurance,"

While they were staggering towards where Rainbow Dash had crashed. Fluttershy stopped and looked at a bird that flew down.

Fluttershy grabbed the bird by the neck brought it up to her chest and said "I am going to save you, bird,"

Soon the bird died in Fluttershy's hoof.

Fluttershy shouted "Demon bird,"

Fluttershy threw the dead bird at the nearest house.When the bird struck the house it's neck broke and it's skull cracked.It's body started filling up with blood, finally it's small body couldn't handle all the blood and exploded. The blood of the bird flew on all of them.

Pinkie licked all the blood of her face and said "It tastes like cupcakes,"

They others didn't care about the blood and continued to where Rainbow Dash crashed.

They all looked at Rainbow Dash's body and Twilight said "I am not carrying her,"

So Fluttershy picked up the body and threw her into a lake and said "Let her die,"

Soon they all blacked out.

When Twilight woke up she saw a bright light.She looked around and found out she and her friends were in a hospital.She continued looking around and didn't see Rainbow Dash.Soon the rest of her friends woke up and they left the hospital.

Fluttershy said "Were's Rainbow Dash,"

They soon realized what happened to Rainbow Dash.They all ran to the lake but ,did not see Rainbow Dash.They returned to hospital and asked if they had a rainbow colored pony and the doctor led them to Rainbow Dash's room.

When they entered Rainbow Dash was awake and she told them "Remind me to never to go drinking with all of you,"

They all laughed and all of them left the hospital.

Rainbow Dash said "Hey how about the pony who's house I've destroyed,"

Twilight said "About that Rainbow Dash, you are being sued,"

Rainbow Dash said " Great joke Twilight me getting sued impossible,"

A pony came up to Rainbow Dash and said "Yes, you are getting sued by me,"

Rainbow Dash threatened her ,but the pony just said it will all happen at court ,and the pony left.

So Rainbow Dash has to come to court tomorrow.