Hello. My name is James Franklin Brown, and I am a brony. I lived a very normal life before that fateful night at the cabin, but none of that matters now. What does matter is that I, along with two of my friends, am trapped in Equestria with two psychotic mares that may or may not have just runied our chances of ever returning home.

I now invite you to join me and my friends on an epic quest to try to get home. The real question is, will we want to leave if we get the chance?

ps. Mature for gore and lots of language and sexy time