“I DON’T WANT YOU TO TALK TO OR BE NEAR ME EVER AGAIN!” screamed a pissed off Pinkie Pie as she flipped off Rainbow Blitz who just stood there heartbroken teary eyed Pinkie grabbed a knife and stuck in Blitz’s heart and twisted the blade saying “I HATE YOU!”
*GASP* Rainbow Blitz woke up sweaty and gasping for air *whew* ‘it was just a nightmare’ he thought. He looked at his android the time was 3:35. Sleep wanted to claim him but Blitz had other plans. He decided to make this day Pinkie’s best day ever for he never want the nightmare. This decision was made by fear and love. He took a look at what day it was Saturday ‘YES Cloudchaser has Weather duty all day so I’m home free’ he jumped out of bed and on his favorite clothes on. He checked himself “ok I got my clothes, phone, wallet what else oh right” he put on the a pink hat that said PARTY HARD in rainbow-colored letters it made by Pinkie and giving to Blitz as a birthday present. He never wore it, but today he was going to keep it on all day. He took his out his phone and texted Pinkie [hey you up] he got an immediate text back [yeah wats up] [today is gonna be your best day ever] [:) I can’t wait <3].
The cyan anthro Pegasus open his door turned around spread his wings and fell backwards. Nearly 5 feet Blitz turned caught his speed and used it to get Pinkie’s window. He knocked on and a Pink anthro earth pony girl opened it she had rainbow colored pajamas on “hey Blitz” she said as she look at his head “hey you’re wearing the hat I got you, do you like it” the two heard heavy bass “oh shit!” Pinkie said instantly remembering something “hey want to come with me to Vinyl’s party” she asked “sure why the hell not” he said she stretched out her arms and Blitz picked her up “where to?” he said “I tell you when there just fly ok” Pinkie said being mysterious Blitz shrugged it off and started flying in the direction of the wubs. As he got closer the beats got louder “we here” said Pinkie as she pointed down. Blitz folded his wings and dove, he held Pinkie like he would a baby “what are doing” she yelled as they hit ground and Blitz landing LIKE A BOSS. He put her down as Pinkie went to some tree and put her hand in it then took out some clothes. Blitz turned before she took off her shirt but the picture got in his he blushed as he thought of her naked something tapped him on the shoulder and he snapped back to reality. Pinkie had on Punk clothes that made her look sexy and fun a big ass DAMN was set free his mouth he put his hands to his mouth so fast he slapped himself his blush a deep red Pinkie look at him surprised for a moment then said “c’mon follow me I’ll show where the place is” she sounded kind of secretive. The rainbow haired boy followed the pink haired one Pinkie somehow got her hair to be straight she still happy but Rainbow Blitz didn’t mind all that did was add to sexiness he want so much to just fuck her on the spot Pinkie pulled back some sort of curtain and went through it a hand came out and beckoned the man in. He jumped in without a care.
Rainbow Blitz propped himself up with everyone looking at him he looked around and saw Humans from some games, Nintendo characters, Sega characters, even some other ponies were there then he saw the one the only Master Chief. “EMERGENCY WUB SONG!” He screamed and Vinyl knew what he meant. He got on stage and started singing Gangnam Style while doing the Gangnam Style Dance. Pinkie worried he might laughed at started doing with him soon everyone was doing it. The next song started and everything calmed down Blitz and Pinkie sat down and Capt. Falcon walked over to the cyan anthro “that was the best thing that ever happened no one heard that song in a long time because every time we request it Pon-3 says he’s not here” Blitz looked at the captain “because she knows no pony can Gangnam style better than me Rainbow Blitzen Airionoku” “you’re pretty fucking bold I’d be honored to Brofist you Blitz” Master Chief held out a fist Blitz smirked and brofisted his hero he then got up to turntables and took the microphone. Vinyl Smirked and sat down “ALL RIGHT MAH NIGGAS HOWS IT GOING IN HERE” the crowd applaud “ALRIGHT now this song is a special dubstep song that I made with the help of Vinyl and R.O.B GET UP AND BOW NIGGAS” the robot girl and the anthro unicorn stood up and bowed the crowd cheered and Blitz said one more thing before he play the song “this song is dedicated and made for Pinkie Pie” he put the disk in and everyone stopped and listened. (The song is Smile Song (the Living tombstone Remix) all credit to him). Pinkie just sat there astonished ‘he made that for me’ she thought then another song played but this time Blitz was on the mic. (The Song is Been Dreaming thank you rap by Mic the Microphone again all credit too him). The song ended and Blitz took out his cd and Vinyl playlist began anew. Blitz sat next to Pinkie “so” he said “what did you think of the Dubstep I made for you” she glanced at him and all she saw was a very handsome, cool, and cute boy in front of her “hm?” was all she said with love in her eyes “I said what did you think of the dubstep I made for you” she shook her head “I loved it and want to thank you with a kiss” she walked over, sat on his lap this made Blitz blush then HE kissed her she kissed back and the two started making out. He then reached for her ass grabbed it. Pinkie Broke the kiss and stared at Blitz who let go of her ass when she the kiss “did you just touch my ass” he shook his and said “do you have any parties Planned today cause I’ll be with you at all of them” she gave him an are sure look. He gulped “I’ll with you and do want me to do” Blitz had a sinking feeling he was going to regret this later but he didn’t care. All he wanted was to make her happy
“it’s a good thing you came to this one” Pinkie said checking a clipboard she got from a nearby tree she changed her clothes to her normal attire “why” he Blitz asked still wearing his favorite clothes and hat all “alright just go in and party but keep it G Kay” he went through the and someone screamed at the top of their lungs “HOLY SHIT IT’S RAINBOW BLITZ” he was then hugged and by Scootaloo his #1 fan literally. Blitz acted like he planned this “Why the Hell would I miss your party, I feel like you’re my little sister” all Scootaloo did was stay by Blitz, Pinkie had to be honest with herself; she was getting jealous of Scootaloo.
After two hours Pinkie got PISSED, she now wanted her dead now. Blitz felt something ‘PINKIE’S NOT HAPPY’ he then immediately stopped dancing with Scootaloo and hugged Pinkie. Pinkie was surprised “I’m sorry” he said holding her tight “I love and before we go I want to give Scootaloo a Present then we can leave” he let Pinkie go walked over to Scootaloo and gave her a kiss on the cheek, Scootaloo fainted.
“Where to next” asked blitz. Pinkie flipped up a hand, then grabbed Blitz and dove in and went through the Pulling them into The Starlight Carnival. “AHA!” Blitz screamed before taking to go find a certain blue hedgehog. Pinkie was left alone before Yacker came up and said “” Pinkie had admit it “Oh Yacker I’m a little Pissed off at Blitz for leaving me after saying AHA!” Yacker nodded and said “” the Starlight Ships changed their logo from Sonic to Pinkie and some said Happy Birthday Pinkie Pie, but one was rainbow colored sort of signaling that Rainbow Blitz was there. Then Pinkie remembered that she could somehow sprout wings but only for a short time, because she wasn’t as skilled as her older sister Pinkamina. She jumped then confetti and Streamers were shot from her back as her wings came out and she took off towards the rainbow Starlight Ship
“Holy shit Pinkie I never knew you could do that, oh, and sorry for ditching you back I should told you something first, and I also knew Sonic from some YouTube Video and I also played Sonic Colors and” Pinkie put a finger on Blitz’s mouth, then Sonic and Blitz brofisted Blitz took the finger away from his mouth and asked Pinkie “Want to have the best day ever” Pinkie nodded and they jumped on Nyan Cat and rode it back home
They got to Sugarcube Corner. It was dark outside and Blitz didn’t like flying in the dark, so they decide to go to Pinkie for the night.
Blitz gently laid Pinkie down and stole her first kiss and took his shirt off “Is to your liking” she nodded and then Pinkie got the best and most pleasuring birthday present ever. The end
