Keep Calm And Flutter On - Alternate Ending

Luna's P.O.V.

I just sneezed. That's about the fifth time it's happened in a minute. I just have no idea what's going on. I've had a sneezing fit all day. I've tried everything. Swallowing and inhaling, sucking on a lemon, drinking upside-down... I think it's because those are all hiccup cures, not for sneezing fits. Oh, no... Achoo! That sneeze just knocked over a guard like a bowling pin! Why does an all-powerful princess have to sneeze?

Maybe I'll try all those cures again. They just might work.

Lemon-sucking:

I bite onto the lemon slice and suck out the juice. Tears start to form in my eyes. I suddenly scream, "O', sour one! Why must you upset my tastebuds so?!" I throw the lemon slice through the window, which shatters. I stare, confused. There's no way a measly slice of fruit should be able to shatter a window! It might be because of my royal strength. Yeah, that must be it.

Drinking upside-down:

Well, now I'm going to try drinking upside down. Or could it be downside-up? Whatever it is, I'll get started. I turn my head upside-down and drink the water. But then, the inevitable happens. It spills onto my face. "YOU IMBECILE! HAVE YOU A CLUE OF MY STATUS! I AM A PRINCESS! IF YOU SPILL ON MY FACE EVER AGAIN, WATER, OFF TO THE MOON YOU GO!" I shriek at the water.

I sigh. It's hopeless. I continue to uncontrollably sneeze. Suddenly, I hear footsteps. I recognize them as my sister's. She enters and walks up to me. "Hey, Luna, guess what? I saw Discord being sent off to a lake and you didn't! I'm awesome!" She teases me and puts her face right up close to mine. Suddenly... Oh, horseapples... "Achoo!" Celestia wipes her face with a cloth she pulled out from an inter-dimensional hole.

"What's your problem?" she asks, and slaps me. Suddenly, I feel different. My sneeze is gone! I hug my sister. "Has she been acting crazy today?" she asks.

"Yep," replies a guard.