Ganonjack

it was a quiet day in ponyville, Twilight Sparkle had just left sugar cube corner after buying a cake for Pinkie.

Then all of a sudden, Applejack transformed into Ganondorf and started terrorizing ponyville.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" pinkie screamed right before she got crushed by Ganonjack's mighty Laser shooting eyes ability, which she used to defend Sweetapple acre's from the evil Foreskin ninja's two days before

Amazingly pinkie had some how gained the ability of Turbo laser regeneration. Ganonjack infuriated by this new found power of hers decided to digivolve into Turbo Mega Ganondorf 4000 and use the power of greyskull to try

and eliminate her for good, then out of the blue came A massive horde of about 400 Foreskin ninja's, all of them weilding golden penis blades, swinging full force at megatron who had just suddenly appeared from Canterlot castle after

just having finished his interplanitary meeting with Princess Celestia, Darth Vader, Dracula, Captain Planet, Skeletor and The Hulk

needless to say, the horde of foreskin ninja's where no match for the brute force of megatron's laser missile falcon punch.

the foreskin ninja's where forced to retreat to their ballsack dojo and report the events to the Foreskin sensei so they could prepare for future attack.

Meenwhile back in ponyville, Ganonjack was still in enraged destroying everypony in it path and suddenly Trixie who was secretly John Freeman saver of humens apeared out of nowhere and move her head real fast up, she then fired the Giant space laser on the moon in the deathstar hitting Ganonjack directly in

the face killing it intasntly.

the exploded Giant Chunks of Ganonjack landed on Trixie Saver of humens and trapped her so she could not kill"i need to kill demons !!" said Trixie. and then Trixie was a zombie.