"with the lack of evidence, and the claims made by the defense..."
"This Court finds the Defendent, Sonata..."
"NOT GUILTY!"
"Court is Adured"
BANG
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Stupid... Everything is stupid...
Your jokes, your friends...
The giant freaking spider sitting on your chest...
wait, WHAT?!?!?!?
You shoot up like a rocket sending the spider flying across your bedroom.
"Ugggggg, its too early for this..." you say to yourself as you climb out of bed and onto your hooves.
you go to your wall, and look down at this pathetic excuse for a prank. All it was was a plastic spider that had been planted on your chest. It was probably your pet land squid, inky. "I am going to kill that squid when i get down there." you say to yourself as you open your bedroom door, and walk downstairs
You get to the bottom of the stairs to see your pet lands squid Inky making pancakes, you don't know what he puts in his pancakes, and you don't care, they're delicious either way. Your beloved squid is too busy cooking to notice that you're up.
It's Payback time Inky
You pickup the bottle of syrup that is sitting on your kitchen table, and smother him with it. then, at that very moment, he flipped the pancake he was cooking, and it landed right on your muzzle. You had a steaming hot pancake burning your nose, and your little land squid who is no bigger than your front legs is covered in maple syrup. Inky looks at you with stare that rivals Fluttershy's. For a few seconds, you two just stare at each other, then you both burst into laughter, and then it hits you...
YOU STILL HAVE THE FREAKING PANCAKE ON YOUR MUZZLE!!!!!!!!!
You scream in pain as you shake the pancake off of your muzzle. You look at your muzzle to see your injuries, it was a hot pancake, but not hot enough to give you a 1st degree burn. During this little eh.. event... You two have managed to spill the remaining pancake mix that was sitting on the counter. Luckily, Inky has made plenty of pancakes before hand. So you and inky get freshened up, and eat your delicious breakfast.
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After eating, you put the leftover pancakes in the fridge.
