Twilight's Spell

Working for Rarity is the best because she gives me lunch breaks when I need them, which is like all the time. Work is a little weird from all the hard labor I used to do. Rarity just sends me to get errands or use me for her clothes that she makes for stallions, but today is when the fair opens. I haven't asked Rarity yet, but I got the tickets for the two of us. Today is my day off so I was waiting for Rarity as she said that she was visiting a friend of hers. I just waited for her on the couch looking out of the window, but I got bored and I looked for the TV remote. Maybe My Little Human might be on. The first place I looked was under the couch and there wasn't a TV remote, but a book so I picked it up.

I opened to the first page of the diary. It looks new because it talks about me on the first page. Today there was a stallion in Rarity's bed which made me wonder why he was in Rarity bed. I don't know if I should think badly of my sister, but is she a hor...se . Can't be, not my sister. She can do better than this guy, but he does look a little beat up. I wonder if Rarity did this because if she did that's the last time I'm stealing Rarity gems and then selling them to Spike for five times the price. Hahaha! Spike's so stupid and dumb looking.

"I got to read more of this, I never knew that Sweetie Belle had a dairy."

I found out that the stallion's name is Bolt, but in my opinion he looks like an Ash. He got beat up by Thunder Lane; like who gets beat up by him, even Snips and Snails can beat Thunder lane up! No wonder why he got fired. Bolt is weak and I bet the only reason why he got fired because he can't do shit... I hope no one reads this!

"Too late Sweetie Belle."

Today I found that the homeless stallion sleeping in our tree; like you have wings, you can sleep in the cloud where it's more comfortable, but Bolt's more dumber than Spike. I thought it would be funny to throw rocks at him, he make's the most retarded face... oh wait, it's just like that.

"Sweetie Belle is making it hard for me to like her."

Bolt asked me what's the best thing to do and I said the fair. I know I'm all that, but you can't keep a girl waiting... Why is Bolt so damn cute! One day I will be Mrs. Bolt and with our three foals: Bolt Belle, Bolt Jr, and Sweetie Bolt.

"Man, this sure did take a turn I did not expect" and the next page just had B + S = love.

But to me it was B+S=BULLSHIT because bs is bullshit, then Bolt heard the door open.

"I'm back!"

"RARITY!...l mean sup," Bolt trying to be cool.

"Bolt can you do a favor for me?"

"Anything for you."

"Can you help me make a tux? I know today's your day off but --"

"Rarity I already said yes." Rarity used the best fabric known for this tux. It took a couple hours to get it done but it was finally finished.

"Bolt you look dashing in the tux." When she said that it was oddly familiar.

"So why did you need to make a tux?"

"You'll see."

I was gonna about to ask her out to the fair, but everything changed when a purple pony came in.

"Where is that no-good slave of mine?"

"I have to help Twilight find Spike. She comes here every week drunk because she loses Ponymon gym battles and Spike runs away because she forced Spike to drink bottles of ketchup."

"Hello dark, blue, and handsome."

"Rarity help!"

"You know you can always come back to my place... Wait I almost forgot your RD."

"Twilight come on lets get Spike."

"Ok I'll be back later Bolt."

"What the hell happened... did I know Twilight?"

"Is RD my street name because I know Rarity's is bootylicious... Man, hers is better than mine. I gonna be all alone; even Sweetie Belle is with her friends."

SEX

Sweetie Belle is at Apple Blooms.

"I'm glad Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle can stay the night."

"It's cool that we're sleeping in the clubhouse for the first time, so what should we do?"

"I know lets play Apples to Apples."

"Why does everything about you have to be about apples?"

"Ok then, Spin the Bottle or Truth or Dare?"

"Lets play Truth or Dare. Last time when we played Spin the Bottle it kept landing on Scootaloo and she is a really bad kisser."

"Scootaloo, Truth or Dare?"

"Dare."

"I dare you to eat that piece of shit outside next to the treehouse. "

Meanwhile with Twilight and Rarity.

"I'm glad your back to being sober."

"What! Good thing I have a spare bottle of Applejack Daniels."

"Twilight NOOO!"

"Gulp gulp gulp, then Rarity took the bottle, but it was too late."

"This is the first time that I can't find Spike. With your help maybe if we can find him, we can use a bear trap that will activate with all his dead weight."

"But that would kill him."

"Ok maybe we can use one of those box traps in those old cartoons. First we'll put a gem in the box because by the looks of it, Spike doesn't look like he eats healthy. Then when he's trapped we will throw the box into the ocean you will only have to wait little because everypony knows he will be starving in five minutes."

"Or check at Fluttershy's house where he is always at when he runs away."

"But my plan was better."

"So the two went to Fluttershy's house. Hey Fluttershy, is Spike here?"

"He just left, but he said something about going to your house Rarity."

"Thanks Fluttershy."

Bolt and Spike.

"Spike you're a natural at Skyrim."

"Thanks for letting me play."

"I'm gonna get us some pop."

"Give me a Coke."

"Spike you're pretty cool. I can't become level 22 in just an hour."

"Here's your Coke."

"Thanks, I'll be saving the game."

"Spike no!"

"You just saved in my level! I was 100 in everything! All that hardwork and time for nothing."

"I'm so sorry", but then Spike tried to fix it by turning the xbox off, but then spills his Coke on the Xbox.  "Let me wipe it off", then he falls on the Xbox, breaking it in half." Wait, I can fix it! I willl get the duct tape."

"No that's ok."

Twilight and Rarity come in.

"Spike there you are! It's time to go home."

"Wait no! Twilight and Spike left."

"Let me fix it."

"No its ok, I don't think duct tape can fix it."

"You're forgetting something, I'm a unicorn and I can fix it with my magic."

"THANKS!"