Twilight's Spell

by MissBeats

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 3370

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Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-19 22:59:25 UTC

The Favor

Rainbow Dash, one of the greatest flyers in Equestria and one of bravest mares you will ever meet. Ponies often wonder how she keeps her athletic ability for such a lazy pony. At this very moment she proving their point dozing off in the Apple family Orchard. That is, until Applejack interrupted.

"Dash, wake up you know better than to sleep in the apple trees when it's applebuck season," Applejack said calmly.

Knowing Dash's poor judgment she would have just went there anyways, looking more comfortable from hearing her friend's voice after a day of work. If she had to choose, she would sleep all day, but living alone you need some type of pay off. Feeling angered by not being taken seriously, Applejack bucked the tree.

"Dash!"

Rainbow Dash lost balance and fell on top of Applejack. This was the first time Applejack was speechless. Seeing her face turn bright red, Dash couldn't help to smile and blush a bit as well . This was something Rainbow Dash was waiting for a long time, but has trouble expressing her feelings for being a tough pony. It's hard for her to be soft and to say how she truly feels. She in love because Applejack has a cutie mark of apples and if there's one thing Dash loves it's food but all ended we Big Macintosh heard the commotion.

"Applejack, what is going on?!" said Big Macintosh worriedly .He stopped suddenly as he saw the two and he couldn't help but to laugh a bit. "Am I interrupting something?"Rainbow Dash couldn't say anything, and neither Applejack.It wasn't what it look like even if Rainbow Dash wanted it to be. She also thought Big Mac was hot cause he has a big apple on this ass. Seeing no other option, she suddenly flew off leaving Applejack alone with Big Mac "Ok, lets go back to the harvest ."Big Mac said with a wink  . Rainbow Dash flew until she was at Twilight's house remembering that Twilight wanted her to test something when she was there at Twilight's house she just barged in unannounced.

"Rainbow Dash!" said Twilight in a surprise. "You shouldn't barge in ponies' homes like that. They will think that your are Princess Molestia, I mean Princess Celestia ...why do you take so long!"

"Sorry about that and I was a little busy said Rainbow Dash in a blush

"I need you to test something for me, it's a spell to change your sex. You know that one day I want to be king but to be a king I got to be a guy and the reason is kings got mustaches! But first I need a dumbass to get the job done."

"Can you explain that job to me?"

"Perfect!"

"Oh that job"(doesn't get it)

"Anyways, like I was saying, I need you for this spell."

"Why it is always me out of all our friends?"

"I thought you wouldn't have mined."

"And why not Lyra, doesn't Bonbon want foals."

"She wouldn't trust me. Remember, I don't know the spell very well."

"Is there anything I should know about the spell?"

"Well if I over do the spell, there's a small chance of death or turning into a human. But who wants to be a human right?"

"I don't know Twilight, it seems dangerous."

"If you do it I will give you a season pass to see the Wonder Bolts."

"Deal!"

"Remember that this is just a test to see if this works and if you turn to a stallion."

"Ok, I'm ready."

-After the spell-

"Twilight it worked!"

As Rainbow Dash looked at Twilight, she was standing oddly still. "What's wrong Twilight?"

"You're surprisingly cute..."

"What?"

"I meant it worked!"

"Can I see myself in a mirror?"

"Yeah it's over there."

"WOW! I look just like my dad... well when he was young and with pink eyes, so what do I do now?" Thinking to herself  how she can get to know Applejack little bit more, maybe seeing what she into and also that sexy brother of hers.Than realized she forgot her job. "Wait my job!"

"Ok Dash, first this has to be a secret and I had the feeling your were about to ask why." (Rainbow Dash slowly puts her hoof down). "If this fails, it would ruin my reputation knowing that I'm the element of magic. It will be a disgrace to magic. Second, your name will be Ash."

"Why Ash?"

"Because it's easy to remember and if you take the D out of Dash, it's Ash." (As Twilight looks around) You'll be known as Ash Ketchup"

"Twilight, don't tell me this bottle of ketchup next to me has anything to do with my name."

"No! Look next to you."

Rainbow Dash sees a Ponymon poster.  "Twilight, why are you still into this! It's still weird how the guy's cutie mark is a bottle of ketchup!"

"Dash, he has a eating disorder!"

"Ok I will stop, but why is there a bottle of ketchup here anyways?"

"It doesn't matter!"

"Twilight I'm not going be Ash Ketchup. It's the dumbest name next to Sliver Spoon, just call me Bolt."

"Dash don't tell me your name doesn't have to do with the Wonder Bolts."

"No "Rainbow Dash said hastily! So what about my job?"

"You can say your Rainbow Dash's brother and your covering her shift because she broke her wings."

"Why do I still have to work!"

"Because Dash, I mean Bolt, there's no proof that Dash did."

"Ok then, should I avoid any of my friends?"

"It will be ok because none of your friends have never seen your father and it would be hard to think your Rainbow Dash because your a stallion now. It's getting dark now. You should go home and get some sleep. I will contact your job and let them know that you be covering Rainbow Dash's shift."

Bolt woke up for his daily shift, and as he got close to work, he notices all the workers seem to be slacking off. Catching him off guard, Thunder Lane yells out .

"So your the new guy?"

"Um... no, I'm just covering for Dash."

"Your're new and working here right?"

"Yeaaahhh..."

"Well then, since you work here... and with Rainbow Dash gone, I'm in charge so you better do as I say!"

Rainbow Dash looks at Thunder Lane as he is giving a heads up to his friends while they look as if they are getting ready to enjoy a break.

"Ok new guy, this is what you need to do, clear the clouds from all around ponyville."

"This will be easy."

"While me and my friends take a well-deserved brake because ponies like me and my friends work hard ."

"What and do this all by myself?! But it's been really cloudy lately!"

"I'm the boss and you do what I say!"

Rainbow Dash spent hours clearing clouds effortlessly, then finally collapsed in mid-air, falling face first on Rarity's boutique, later sliding into the ground.

"Hey don't be slacking new guy!"

"My name isn't new guy, it's Bolt."

"Ok Bolt, why don't you get off your lazy ass and finish what you started!"

"Lazy ass?! Look who's talking! You did nothing to help out and not only that, but it's your job to do so!"

"Don't you talk to me like that!"

"Are you mad because it's true?" .

After that Thunder Lane lost his temper and threw a punch to Bolt's face. Bleeding from his nose, it enraged Bolt but he was too weak to fight back from working hard all day. Thunder Lane kept throwing blow after blow, but Bolt still held his ground, slowly giving in until everything was a blur.

Waking up

Bolt wakes up while being poked at by somepony. Bolt hears them laughing when he reacts, but he doesn't care - he doesn't even bother to open his eyes. Not to mention he's laying in the most comfortable thing in the world, it beats sleeping in clouds. Suddenly he hears somepony faintly talking.

"Taco Bell leave the pony alone."

"Taco Bell!" Bolt said getting up.

"No I said Sweetie Belle, my sister, she can't stop bothering you."

"Oh ... how did I get there!"

"I found you near my boutique and you were beaten up really bad, so I took you inside."

"What! I don't remember."

"Calm down. What is your name?"

"Umm I don't know!"

"Well maybe if you eat something it would boost your memory."

"Ok... that sounds good." Bolt said agreeing for the sake of his stomach. Both walk to the kitchen and all Bolt sees is a table full of breakfast; it had pancakes, eggs, fruit and hashbrowns. Bolt couldn't help but to drool. After Bolt and Rarity took a seat Sweetie Belle came in with a friend.

"Rarity can Scootaloo join us?"

"Yes, but next time you should tell me so I can make enough food for everyone." So her name is Rarity, that's nice Bolt thought.

"What are you talking about there's a table full of food?" Then Bolt saw Scootaloo eating like crazy. First she ate the pancakes, then the hashbrowns, and then the eggs, leaving only the fruit like a typical foal.

"I don't know why I still can't fly." Said Scootaloo still eating. You don't say Bolt thought.

"Well thanks for the meal Rarity, me and Sweetie Belle are going to play outside."

"How about we go out to eat?"

"Sounds good." As Bolt and Rarity are going out Bolt sees a familiar face, but he doesn't remember it.

"Hey Bolt just to let you know, you're fired." Then he gave Bolt a shove. "I hope you have a good time paying off your  sister's rent." And then he left.

"So your name is Bolt?"

"Yeah... I remember what happened. I got my ass kicked by Thunder Lane and now I'm fired." But there was something Bolt didn't remember, he is Rainbow Dash.

"So let's go to lunch."

"Ok!" said Bolt cheerfully. When Bolt was there he can see this is no fastfood restaurant; it was those ones with the fancy napkins and silver ware. Right away a well-dressed waiter leads them to their table.

"Wow Rarity you didn't have to take me here."

"I wanted to take you here. You look like you need a day of the high class life."

"Thank you." Looking around Bolt sees everypony dressed nice or at least do their mane. "I wished I knew we were going to eat here so I would've dress up nice."

"You look fine."

"Easy for you to say you came here looking beautiful like a marshmallow."

"What?"

"Here's your table," said the waiter giving us the menus. That time we spent together was the best. We laughed, cried, and even sang together. It was maybe a bad idea have to much wine. A waiter comes.

"The restaurant is now closing ." So Bolt and Rarity go back to her place.

"I can't believe that they didn't kick us out," Bolt said laughing.

"I know!" Then the next thing Bolt knows he staring into Rarity eyes.

"Hey sis, were have you been all day?"

"Sweetie Belle what are you doing up at this hour? Sorry Bolt but it's late now and it's best if you leave."

"Ok Rarity thanks, I had a real good time with you." As Bolt left he forgot something else. Where does he live? So like a creep he decides to go to sleep in the tree next to Rarity's boutique. In the next morning he wakes up by Sweetie Bell, she was throwing rocks.

"What is your problem?!"

"Are you homeless?"

"No!" Ok maybe but Bolt wasn't about to have that little filly be right.

"Then why are you sleeping in a tree... WAIT! Are you a stalker because you're are doing what Spike would do."

"You know your cutie mark should be one for annoying ponies."

"I don't have my cutie mark."

"I'm surprise that hasn't came up as one...so since you are here, do you know the best things to do around here?"

"Well there's a fair next week, it will be perfect for a date." She said with a wink. Some reason that was oddly familiar.

"The fair it would be perfect to give the favor back to Rarity." Too bad I don't have any money and lost my job.

"Bolt! My little sister mentioned a weirdo was outside sleeping in are tree, but I didn't think I would be you."

"Sorry Rarity, but I had no where to sleep."

"Why didn't you say so? I would let you stay the night if you needed it."

"I don't want to be a bother."

"Bolt you wouldn't be a bother. I enjoy your company; matter of fact you can stay hear as long as you need. You don't have a job, do you?"

"No."

"Well I can make an opening if you need it at my store for you."

"Thanks Rarity that's generous of you."

Sweetie Belle?

Working for Rarity is the best because she gives me lunch breaks when I need them, which is like all the time. Work is a little weird from all the hard labor I used to do. Rarity just sends me to get errands or use me for her clothes that she makes for stallions, but today is when the fair opens. I haven't asked Rarity yet, but I got the tickets for the two of us. Today is my day off so I was waiting for Rarity as she said that she was visiting a friend of hers. I just waited for her on the couch looking out of the window, but I got bored and I looked for the TV remote. Maybe My Little Human might be on. The first place I looked was under the couch and there wasn't a TV remote, but a book so I picked it up.

I opened to the first page of the diary. It looks new because it talks about me on the first page. Today there was a stallion in Rarity's bed which made me wonder why he was in Rarity bed. I don't know if I should think badly of my sister, but is she a hor...se . Can't be, not my sister. She can do better than this guy, but he does look a little beat up. I wonder if Rarity did this because if she did that's the last time I'm stealing Rarity gems and then selling them to Spike for five times the price. Hahaha! Spike's so stupid and dumb looking.

"I got to read more of this, I never knew that Sweetie Belle had a dairy."

I found out that the stallion's name is Bolt, but in my opinion he looks like an Ash. He got beat up by Thunder Lane; like who gets beat up by him, even Snips and Snails can beat Thunder lane up! No wonder why he got fired. Bolt is weak and I bet the only reason why he got fired because he can't do shit... I hope no one reads this!

"Too late Sweetie Belle."

Today I found that the homeless stallion sleeping in our tree; like you have wings, you can sleep in the cloud where it's more comfortable, but Bolt's more dumber than Spike. I thought it would be funny to throw rocks at him, he make's the most retarded face... oh wait, it's just like that.

"Sweetie Belle is making it hard for me to like her."

Bolt asked me what's the best thing to do and I said the fair. I know I'm all that, but you can't keep a girl waiting... Why is Bolt so damn cute! One day I will be Mrs. Bolt and with our three foals: Bolt Belle, Bolt Jr, and Sweetie Bolt.

"Man, this sure did take a turn I did not expect" and the next page just had B + S = love.

But to me it was B+S=BULLSHIT because bs is bullshit, then Bolt heard the door open.

"I'm back!"

"RARITY!...l mean sup," Bolt trying to be cool.

"Bolt can you do a favor for me?"

"Anything for you."

"Can you help me make a tux? I know today's your day off but --"

"Rarity I already said yes." Rarity used the best fabric known for this tux. It took a couple hours to get it done but it was finally finished.

"Bolt you look dashing in the tux." When she said that it was oddly familiar.

"So why did you need to make a tux?"

"You'll see."

I was gonna about to ask her out to the fair, but everything changed when a purple pony came in.

"Where is that no-good slave of mine?"

"I have to help Twilight find Spike. She comes here every week drunk because she loses Ponymon gym battles and Spike runs away because she forced Spike to drink bottles of ketchup."

"Hello dark, blue, and handsome."

"Rarity help!"

"You know you can always come back to my place... Wait I almost forgot your RD."

"Twilight come on lets get Spike."

"Ok I'll be back later Bolt."

"What the hell happened... did I know Twilight?"

"Is RD my street name because I know Rarity's is bootylicious... Man, hers is better than mine. I gonna be all alone; even Sweetie Belle is with her friends."

SEX

Sweetie Belle is at Apple Blooms.

"I'm glad Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle can stay the night."

"It's cool that we're sleeping in the clubhouse for the first time, so what should we do?"

"I know lets play Apples to Apples."

"Why does everything about you have to be about apples?"

"Ok then, Spin the Bottle or Truth or Dare?"

"Lets play Truth or Dare. Last time when we played Spin the Bottle it kept landing on Scootaloo and she is a really bad kisser."

"Scootaloo, Truth or Dare?"

"Dare."

"I dare you to eat that piece of shit outside next to the treehouse. "

Meanwhile with Twilight and Rarity.

"I'm glad your back to being sober."

"What! Good thing I have a spare bottle of Applejack Daniels."

"Twilight NOOO!"

"Gulp gulp gulp, then Rarity took the bottle, but it was too late."

"This is the first time that I can't find Spike. With your help maybe if we can find him, we can use a bear trap that will activate with all his dead weight."

"But that would kill him."

"Ok maybe we can use one of those box traps in those old cartoons. First we'll put a gem in the box because by the looks of it, Spike doesn't look like he eats healthy. Then when he's trapped we will throw the box into the ocean you will only have to wait little because everypony knows he will be starving in five minutes."

"Or check at Fluttershy's house where he is always at when he runs away."

"But my plan was better."

"So the two went to Fluttershy's house. Hey Fluttershy, is Spike here?"

"He just left, but he said something about going to your house Rarity."

"Thanks Fluttershy."

Bolt and Spike.

"Spike you're a natural at Skyrim."

"Thanks for letting me play."

"I'm gonna get us some pop."

"Give me a Coke."

"Spike you're pretty cool. I can't become level 22 in just an hour."

"Here's your Coke."

"Thanks, I'll be saving the game."

"Spike no!"

"You just saved in my level! I was 100 in everything! All that hardwork and time for nothing."

"I'm so sorry", but then Spike tried to fix it by turning the xbox off, but then spills his Coke on the Xbox.  "Let me wipe it off", then he falls on the Xbox, breaking it in half." Wait, I can fix it! I willl get the duct tape."

"No that's ok."

Twilight and Rarity come in.

"Spike there you are! It's time to go home."

"Wait no! Twilight and Spike left."

"Let me fix it."

"No its ok, I don't think duct tape can fix it."

"You're forgetting something, I'm a unicorn and I can fix it with my magic."

"THANKS!"