Rainbow Muffins

by xXRainbowZapXx

Rating: everyone
Tags: Romance, Comedy
Length: 228

Dash and Derpy are an unlikely couple, and when it comes down to keeping secrets, Derpy isn't the most reliable of ponies.....

Dash and Derpy are an unlikely couple, and when it comes down to keeping secrets, Derpy isn't the most reliable of ponies. How long will it take for the secret to slip, and with the others except it or will the relationship crumble like a stale old muffin?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-11-03 16:15:04 UTC

Recipe for Muffins

"Derpy! What the hay are you doing!!??" Exclaims Rainbow Dash, landing on a nearby cloud. Derpy on the other hoof, sits eating muffins on a deep grey thunder cloud.

She looks up for a moment, her cheeks large and round and full of muffin "Wuft up Wainbow Daff?" she mumbles, punctuating the sentence with an ending swallow. "In the name of Celestia, get off that thunder cloud before you hurt somepony!!" roars Dash nearly falling off her cloud. Derpy tilts her head, then glances down at her own cloud "Oh silly me! I didn't notice!" she smiles, jumping up. "Derpy no-!" Rainbow Dash is cut short by a burst of lightning erupting from the base of Derpy's cloud "Woopsies!" She giggles as her mane strikes upwards with static charge. Rainbow Dash face hoofs, shaking her head in unison "How the hay am I meant to deal with you Derpy?" She sighs.

Meanwhile, Derpy has now hopped to the next cloud, that is thankfully a clear white colour. She huddles herself into the folds of cotton and pulls out her half eaten muffin. "Want some?" she smiles, holding it up "It's blueberry!"

Dash rolls her eyes, but can't resist - she leans over and breaks off a small piece, causing a mini cascade of delectable crumbs to shower down onto the surface of the cloud.