Friendship is Manly: The Search For More Bros

by MarineMarksman

Rating: teen
Tags: Profanity, Random, Discord, Violence, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Iron Will
Length: 1073

The Elements of Broship are called upon to help out at the Canterlot Wedding. Let's see how fast the metaphorical fecal matter hits the fan.

Several months after the return and defeat of Discord, the Elements of Broship, plus their draconequus and minotaur bros, are called upon to help out at the Canterlot Wedding.

However, not everything is as it seems. With a looming invasion and a doomed defense thanks to an incompetent military leadership, will the Elements of Broship be able to save the day?

Rewrite and revival coming soon.

Published 2014-04-12 00:10:04 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-17 09:53:52 UTC

The Brogenning

Author's Note

Once again, props to Kanashiipanda for his video, Friendship is Manly, which inspired this fic and the first installment, Friendship is Manly. I'd also like to give him props on another one of his videos, Once Upon a Time in Canterlot, which also helped inspire this fic.

The Brogenning

It was a beautiful morning in Ponyville. The birds were chirping, the sun was shining, and the bitches were mirin'. The Elements of Broship and their draconequus companion were making their rounds through the village. Bitches were mirin' left and right as they flexed and grunted for anyone who even glanced their way.

"URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!"

"HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURM!"

"HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURK!"

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

The mare they were flexing for was watching the seven in awe as they surrounded her and flexed their gigantic muscles. As time went on, the mirin' bitch began to hyperventilate and sweat heavily, before she brought her hoof up to her forehead and fainted.

"She can't even handle how natty we are," Rainbow Dash commented as the seven stopped flexing and continued on their way.

"Bitch was mirin' us so hard," Applejack said, stretch out a single arm and flexing it, mirin' his own perfectly toned muscles.

"You said it, bro," Rarity agreed.

The seven body builders flexed and grunted their way through the village, earning gasps and stares from those unnatty inhabitants of Ponyville.

They soon reached the home of Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash. After discovering that Rainbow Dash was unable to stay in his predecessors home since he wasn't able to live in a cloud mansion without falling to his death, and Fluttershy's predecessors cottage smelt heavily of animal shit, they ended up getting an apartment together, where they'd regularly party with the rest of the Elements of Broship and fuck bitches.

Fluttershy unlocked the front door and waved his comrades inside, all of whom entered the apartment in what appeared to be slow motion whilst sporting their trademark smug grins. They made their way into the living room and made themselves at home, kicking back and relaxing on the various furniture.

"Yo, I'm gonna make some protein shakes," Rainbow Dash said as he made his way into the kitchen, "why don't you guys go chill by the pool?"

"FUCK YEAH, BROTEIN!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed excitedly.

"Aight man," Twilight said, "we'll see you down there."

The rest of the Bro Six rose up, once again in slow motion, and started to make their way out of the apartment.

Suddenly, Rarity stopped abruptly, turning towards the cluster-fuck of animal parts with an annoyed expression.

"Bro, could you stop fucking with the space time continuum to make us walk slow motion?"

"But it's fun!" the draconequus protested whilst pouting like a child.

The man said nothing, only glaring at him with his arms crossed.

Discord rolled his eyes. "Fine," he said, snapping his fingers and allowing the Bro Six to walk at a normal pace once more.

"Thanks brah."

No longer forced to walk in slow motion, the six bodybuilders made quick work of the walk to the pool. Rarity and Twilight lounged around on a couple poolside chairs, while Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Applejack, and Discord hopped into the pool.

It wasn't long before Rainbow Dash rejoined them, carrying seven protein shakes with him. He passed them out among his bros, before hopping into the pool himself.

As they began to milk their shakes, Pinkie Pie spoke up.

"Hey guys, did I ever tell you the story about how Discord and I had group sex with those twins that work at that spa?"

"Oh, here we go again..." Twilight groaned.

"Every fucking time..." Rarity said under his breath.

"Oh, good times!" Discord commented.

"Iron Will is interested in hearing this story. Please share."

The group in unison took a drink of their muscle shakes and did a spit take, before turning towards the source of the new voice. There stood their liaison to the princess and the most natty individual on the planet, Iron Will, Princess Celestia standing beside him.

The Bro Six quickly stopped what they were doing and made their way over to him, genuflecting before the natty minotaur, while Discord looked on with an amused grin.

"To what do you owe this honor, prince of nattyness?"

"Guys, for the last time," the minotaur face-palmed, rubbing the bridge of his nose in frustration, "you don't need to bow
every time Iron Will shows up."

The Elements of Broship still didn't rise.

Iron Will sighed, resigning to his fate. "Rise..."

The six humans rose off the ground, looking at the minotaur expectantly.

"Elements of Broship, I call upon you for assistance in a most grave matter," Princess Celestia said.

The six humans groaned in unison, prompting Celestia to sigh.

"I need, no, Equestria need the Elements of Harmony-"

"Broship," everyone corrected in unison.

The princess rolled her eyes. "Equestria needs the Elements of Broship once more. For the first time in centuries, an alicorn princess is getting married. However, a threat has been made against the city. I need you gentlemen to help provide security for the wedding."

"Question!" Rarity exclaimed, throwing his hand up in the air, "Why don't you guys just hold off the wedding and secure the capital?"

Celestia shook her head. "An event of this magnitude can't be held off. We can handle the threat afterwards."

"So, a wedding is more important the security of your nation's capital?"

"Correct."

Rarity face-plamed. "Wonderful."

"And Ah thought our politicians were incompetent," Applejack commented, flashing his bro an amused grin.

The princess ignored their insults. "The city is surrounded by a magical barrier that could hold even the strongest armies at bay for months. We should be fine."

"And if it fails?" Twilight spoke up.

"Then I have you and the Royal Guard to defend the city."

The Elements of Broship shared a few unsure glances.

"We need to talk this over in private," Twilight said, before turning to the rest of the Bro Six, "huddle up, bros."

The Elements of Broship huddled up, discussing their options.

Celestia rolled her eyes. "I miss the girls..." she commented to herself.

After a few moments, they broke away from each other and Twilight looked towards the princess.

"We have decided we will help," he said, before adding, "we could use a vacation anyways."

A grateful smile spread across the princesses face. "Go pack your things. Our train leaves in thirty minutes."