The mane six go to America

by Sparkle Dust

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark
Length: 1620

An accidental spell leads to the mane six heading into New York City.Will they ever get home?

Okay, uh, is- is this thing on?

Ok, good.

Um, my name is Rainbow Dash, and I am a Pegasus pony from Equestria.

Is-is that why I'm in a mental facility? Because I am not crazy.

Like I said before, do not call me Sara. Terrible name.

Fine, I will tell you what exactly happened...

Published 2013-11-08 17:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-11-08 17:00:02 UTC

Fluttershy's side

Um...

Umm...

Ummm...

Ummmm....

Oh! I'm sorry. I'm-uh Fluttershy

I'm Fluttershy

I'm Fluttershy.

Call me Marnie, as you would like to.

Yeah, of how we got here? Okay.

Rainbow Dash and Applejack had gotten arrested.

Both of them. It was terrible.

Pinkie Pie and I had stepped back.

Twilight Sparkle bought us some clothes, and we had to pick out names. I decided to be Marnie, and Pinkie Pie is Cailee. Twilight Sparkle is Charlotte, and Rarity is Hannah.

Anyway, we decided to walk around. I saw a restaurant, and we decided to go in. I got the vegetarian menu, as I hate eating animals... Yes, that's why I only eat the breakfast here.

They also served peanuts. They were delicious. But then it started.

I had this, weird feeling, you know. Like I couldn't breathe. Then, everything went black. But I could hear.

"Oh my God!" one woman said.

"She's allergic!" said a man.

"...911...yeah, there is....a girl ate something and she-she blacked out or somethin' like that..." our waiter said.

I don't remember vomiting, but the girls said Rarity fainted from it.

I woke up in an all white room. I looked around, and Marnie F. Whittaker was on a board. I had tubes in my arms, but I could not open my eyes that well. Pinkie Pie ran in the room.

"Oh, good! You're awake! Bad news." Pinkie said quickly.

"What is it?" I asked.

"Twilight-I mean, Charlotte is sick again. R-Hannah's in another room. They said you were allergic to peanuts, so no more PB for you." Pinkie said in a rush.

"D-do you think I could leave?" I asked. I honestly wanted to leave, and go home. I missed Angel.

"No-siree-bob. You have to stay overnight, so they can keep an eye on you." Pinkie said. I began to cry.

"What's the matter?" Now Pinkie looked sad.

"I just wanna go home. I miss all the animals, and all of Equestria!" I wept harder.

Pinkie rubbed my back, trying to comfort me. It wasn't working.

"C'mon. Tomorrow we can bail out Sara and Katie." Katie is Applejack.

"Well, okay, I guess." I said. I drifted off to sleep, and when I woke up, Pinkie Pie was gone.

Applejack's side

Howdy! Ah'm Applejack, but call me Katie, if ya want ta'.

You want...oh, right...

Oh, but I ran out of the room, cryin' ma heart out. Rainbow's words hurt. My parents are-

No, Ah can't say it. I hate the word worse than ya think.

Well, but then a nurse with dark brown beautiful skin asked me what the matter was.

"Words people say. It just hurts."

"Oh, honeybun, people will say na-a-asty words. But you just gotta get over it. Everypony does." I looked in her eyes and realized something.

"You-you are-"

"Yeah. I sure am. Here's somethin' ta get home. I was the pony whom they never saw again. But I think you can do it. So pull your friend through, and you will get home." the nurse handed me a book and walked away.

Ah smiled and walked back inta Twilight's room.

"Rainbow? You wanted to...say something?" Rarity said.

"Uh- Applejack? LOOK OUT!!!" Rainbow Dash screamed.

And that is how Ah ended up here in America. Well, can we go? I really need ta... use the restroom...THANKS...

*BONUS*

*BONUS*

Author's Note

Who should narrate? Applejack or Rainbow Dash? Your pick!

Rarity's side

Ugh, these uniforms are awful! Do you have any...Diamonds?

Fine, fine! I am Hannah, but call me Rarity. I like that way better.

When Fluttershy was released from the hospital, we used all the money we had to bail Applejack, for her strength to get us more money.

"...Or we could just go naked and have more people throw a thousand dollars at us!" Pinkie regretfully requested.

"Pinkie, what was that all about?"

"I'm just saying..."

"Ah'm NOT goin' back to prison," Applejack was annoyed, because she was still in her orange jumpsuit, and everyone was running off. I got a job as a taylor, Fluttershy works at an animal shelter, Pinkie Pie was a party enthusiast now, and we were still trying to find something for Applejack.

"Or we could see Tw-Charlotte." I suggested.

"Yeah, let's take her on." We went off to talk to Twilight.

Rainbow Dash's side

Umm...so why am I here again? I have a life to live you know...

Oh, right... well, you want me to tell you the story? Of course you would.

...Well, okay, fine. But this involves my opinion. MINE. Got it? Good.

It all started in Equestria... hey, this is my story! Don't tell me how it goes!

"Okay, well, girls, this is the greatest, hardest spell ever. The last pony to do it was never heard from again...so I need pure concentration. Just...stand around." Twilight Sparkle was commanding.

"Okay... I guess..." Fluttershy had said.

"Dear, why are you doing this? It's not that important." Rarity had said snootily.

"Because it was requested by the Princess. She thought I would be up to it." Twilight had been sick the last few days. So we all chipped in to help her feel better. Celestia said it came with being a princess. You would be sick if you weren't born a princess. Cadence had to be put into a hospital because of it!

"Well, why don't ya rest, all of us don't want ya' gettin' sick." Applejack had suggested.

"No, I can do it just fine, you know. I have been well for a full twenty-four hours. I will be fine!" Twilight insisted.

"Dude, we do not want you put in a hospital! So just rest!" I had said.

"Come on, Twilight. Just do it, please.... if you want to." Fluttershy said gently.

We all began to argue, then we heard Twilight saying the chant, or whatever.

"Take me forward, take me back, take me upward, all the way!"

Then everything grew pitch-black.

Pinkie Pie's side

Oooh...what's this?... a microphone? That is cool!

Oh, sorry. My bad. My name is Pinkamena Diane Pie, but everyone calls me Pinkie Pie, or just Pinkie. Well, back in Equestria. We had to make up names. Mine is Cailee. Oh, the story, right.

Well, we woke up in this dark alleyway, and everyone was frightened. Then we realized something awful. We were naked!

"Umm... excuse me?" some man had said.

"Yeah?" Rainbow Dash had said.

"GET SOME CLOTHES ON!" he threw us some money.

"Oh my CELESTIA! I'm naked!" Rarity fainted.

I said, "Wake Rarity up and we can make some clothes."

We woke her up and she made trash bag dresses. Then we called a taxi.

We had to get two, and the man threw us at least a thousand dollars, and we already are wise with money.

I rode with Rarity and Rainbow Dash. Rainbow started complaining and she was turning very, very pale. It was like she was about to-

She threw up in the taxi. Rarity, unfortunately, was sitting in the middle, and Rainbow Dash had called window, and so did I.

"Rainbow! What was that for?! Ew, ew, Ew-hew-hew! Gross!" Rarity was complaining when Rainbow threw up again.

We got out and paid the taxi man, plus extra to clean the car.

Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, and Applejack were waiting in front of a sign.

"What took you guys so long? Rainbow Dash, you're pale. And Rarity-"

"I don't want to talk about it." Rarity was mad.

"Rainbow Dash puked in the taxi. Rarity was in the middle, unfortunately for her." I told her. Rainbow Dash's face turned red.

"Aw, looks like Rainbow Dash really does have a weakness after all. She gets car sick!" Applejack laughed.

"Oh, shut up!" Rainbow Dash went to punch her. They got in a fight, and Fluttershy and I stepped back.

They both got arrested.

Twilight's side

Ugh...

Oh! Sorry! I'm...just not feeling my best right now. I have been sick lately, like really sick.

Well, everyone walked in to my hospital room, and I was asleep, but I woke up as soon as they walked in. They are a bit loud.

"Oh, good! You're awake. You feeling better?" Rarity asked.

"N-" I couldn't finish.

"Good, because we need you to earn money to bail Rainbow Dash!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed.

"Bu-"

"And we need it soon, so we can use the-" Rarity was cut off by yours truly.

"ARE YOU SERIOUS? I am still not feeling-ohmy- the pain-" I blacked out.

"Is she awake?" Fluttershy.

I opened my eyes and noticed a scar on my stomach.

"Uh- what just happened?"

"Ms. Barker, we had to take out your appendix. If we didn't, you would have died." the doctor, Dr. Schultz, told me.

"How bad was it?" I asked.

"Very bad, it almost went behind your spine."

"Umm....what if you take an appendix out of a pony?" I was worried.

"I do not know, to be quite honest."

"Oh, great, oh great, Idon'tknowwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatishappeningtheroomisspinnniingandsoistheworldearthspinsonitsaxisilikepieandFlashSentryIthinkImight-" I threw up and blacked out again.

I woke up to hear some people gathered around me.

"Oh, thank God she's finally awake!" Rainbow Dash?

I opened my eyes again.

"H-how'd you bail Rainbow Dash?"

"Oh, Fluttershy won a contest of guess how many jelly beans are in the jar. I won too. She's good with math, but I ate all the jelly beans." Fluttershy blushed as Pinkie Pie bragged on.

"It-it's no big deal." Fluttershy said quietly.

"Well, hey, at least you bailed me out." Rainbow Dash glared at Applejack. "And you were bailed first. According to my father, I am 20% cooler than a super-strong country girl."

Applejack ran out of the room, crying.