OMG PONIES!!! (and a dead english town)
Brixham, a town by the sea, calm, Awesome, and being blown to bits by thunder that was caused by a very angry Mayan god, of course the end of the world was a little late, no one is perfect.Huitzilopotchli was a god of 2 things instead of one, death and war along with happiness, when the Mayans insulted their god at being so strange they where taken off the planet and sent into Betelgeuse starting an era of peace for south America and the local wildlife. Back in 2019 the apocalypse was starting in Brixham, a harbor town in England that was fairly small and insignificant (this coming from a x-resident) Zeus had forgiven Aries and the two gods tried in vain to calm down Huitzilopotchli along with Nemo and Martin who had become gods of Disney and taken over the company 2 years back.
Back to this moment, crimson hellfire and meteors the size of intergalactic meatballs rained down on the town, but what was worse? raining cats and dogs? nope, here it was hailing nukes and taxis which completely batted the beach and harbor town, the local co-operative was holding together nicely, along with a local chip shop. the bricks in the whole area turned into smoked ham and other pig stuff. 'What The F---' before the sentence was finished a card the size of a skyscraper saying hang in there fell onto his head and turned him into a billion kittens and puppies. one man looked into the clouds his name? we shall get to that later, what he saw changed his perspective on life, the universe and everything else. there in the clouds stood the Mayan god LHBAO up there holding a foam #42 and laptop with eBay on in the other. (the man then imploded in a cloud of logic and stuff) 'HEY!!! START THE PRESSES WE GOT A GOD AMONGST US!' a overly exited middle aged man said but before our main character got a good look he was turned to dust after a thunder bolt hit is balls exploding in a firework like pattern. Arther stared at the god officially scared out of his pants as liquid dripped down his leg. 'why does this always happen to me!' he shrieked as a kitty bolt hit him square in the chest then everything went red that's right not black but red you bloody racist.
'where am I?' Arther started to say as a dwarf like fellow sitting upon a golden throne holding a golden scroll started to mutter to himself, he then lifted his head up and said 'welcome Arther, we greet thee' a very high pitched squeaky voice said 'I am Zeus lord of Olympus and the gods.' a different man 3 times taller than him with red skin and a large amount of hair that covered most of his face excluding his beautiful mustache. a great loud booming feminine voice sounded 'I am Aries god of war and son of Zeus, well introduce yourself then!' Arther was slightly scared but still replied with a cracked voice 'I am Arther weasley and i need a new pair of trousers and pants stat!' the gods looked at each other and let out two hearty laughs at the mere mortal and decided to give him the new place as God of Imagination in Equis. 'Hmmm..' Zeus hummed he then asked a question which even Aries did not expect. 'So Arther would thee like to be our new god of imagination? our last oh whatshisname ah Discord did not work so well.' Arther was quick to respond as he always dreamed of being powerful being but being a god was to great to pass off 'It would be an Honor to be amongst you my lord!' he took a bow 'great now jump through this portal and we shall give you your new power.' Arther jumped through the portal and appeared in a strange crystalline room with a mirror behind him he looked at his hands and saw hooves on his left arm and more hooves on his leg but his last arm was like a lizards arm but harder and more scales covered it, a voice sounded behind him 'Who's there!' a heavily accented female English voice echoes through the room.
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Arther was running through hallways of crystals with golden armored equines which his mind would constantly jump to as Ponies where chasing after him with crossbows firing repeated purple energy shaped like stars at him 'I've heard about being starstruck but this is ridiculous!' he said as a star hit his scaled arm and bounced off him harmlessly he then remembered what his powers where and after felt silly. Arther turned at the Equines and their shadows started to rise around them and black transparent chains came off the walls the shadows created the Equines where now scared out of their minds as the chains started to tighten around their hooves while Arther broke through a wall and spontaneously grew scaly metallic wings flying off into the distance
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Arther was flying around the mountain the castle seemed to grip to while simultaneously killing physics, he landed on a boulder in a cave which was to become his hiding place for the night, or so he thought he was rather quickly re-introduced to the physics of hard things hitting his head, in other words rock fell on his very thin scalp and caused him to roll down the hill spouting nonsense about killing all humans and biting his shiny metal buttocks. 'Wha...?' Arther said as a wooden wolf jumped over his body which was covered in a gargantuan tree husk, with his powers of awesome he made the tree fly into the air at breakneck speeds and explode into fireworks and kittens/candy, he then saw a strange blue unicorn/pegasis but shortly after he was tackled by a wolf of wood which exploded in a array of Spongebobs and Patricks. Arther suddenly appeared on the moon with a letter saying, "I as co-leader of Equestria Princess Luna have banished you to the surface of the moon..." the letter was dropped as a rocket appeared out of his arse and sent Arther back to Equis, he also dropped a nuke on the city but that is non of your bisnis is it? he stares at the castle and fired a ray of epic blue and green with white insides of cream beam of epic proportions covering the castle in cream and biscuits along with a couple of candy zombies but that's besides the intergalactic poke of awesome. he jumped into the forest and created a supernova of caramel and... CHOCOLATE RAIN! the planet became untsable and self destructed a few short seconds later leaving Arther stranded in space with a nagging stone statue called Discord.
-_The End_-
Nah not really, he drifted in space for 2-3 quadrillion years with discord talking of tea and biscuits and what to do with them, they landed on earth and proceeded to blow the crap out of it and its inhabitants along with the god Huitzilopotchli who was killed by food poisoning. 'and that was the day earth became the land of ponies we all love today children.'
said a old ponie with a dragons arm and head with beard of literal ice forming. 'so when did the Alpega Band begin gruncle Arther?' said a small filly and colt in unison both with wings and a horn. 'to be honest, i ave not the foggiest'
Credits
Fimfiction ideas duel co op by:
eJo Weelhre
and
aJke IchollsN
Origonal ideas by: Hasbro and aJke ichollsN
