War in Another World.

Location: Ponyville,Equestria.

Time: Sometime during the afternoon.

Date: Unknown.

Pvt.James McKay.

U.S.Marine

It had been a long walk from the Everfree forest to ponyville,But Twilight,Applejack and James got out of it alive.

"So what's this placed called again?" James asked.

"Ponyville." Twilight responded.

"Why would they call it ponyville?" James sarcasticly said.

"Because ponies live here?" Twilight seriously said.

"Yeah,I know." James sighed

"Why would you say it then?" Asked Twilight.

"It's called sarcasm"

"That never sounded anything like sarcasm"

"Well,It's better sarcasm than you could ever think of"

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah!"

"Oh yeah?!"

"Do you really want to start someth-" James was cut off by Applejack.

"Now would y'all just stop your arguin' for just ten minutes?" Applejack demanded.

"Yes ma'am." James said.

"Thank you.." Applejack sighed.

James approached a statue of a large pony with wings and a horn. It had a stone crown on its head.

"What's this?" James asked whilst poking the statue.

"That's a statue of Princess Celestia." Twilight replied.

"So your princess is a sun?" James looked at Twilight. "You made up a pony version of the sun?"

"No. She just raises the sun. Wait. Didn't we tell you this not long ago?" Applejack explained.

"I can't remember." James shrugged and went beside twilight and Applejack.

Suddenly James was pushed to the ground by something that had hit him from behind.

"Oof!" James winced.

He looked up to see a bright blue pegasus with a rainbow mane and tail.

"Stay...Away..From my...Friends.." The pegasus slowly explained.

"Rainbow Dash!" Twilight exclaimed.

James got up and looked at Rainbow Dash.

"Rainbow Dash? Are you a hippy?" James asked.

"What? No!" Rainbow Dash yelled.

James was kicked in the stomach by the Pegasus and he fell to the ground clutching his chest.

"Oof!" He gasped.

"And stay down monster!" Rainbow Dash shouted at James.

James got up and looked at her.

"Will you stop doing that you blue cunt." James scowled.

"Now now you two,Don't start fightin'" Applejack said.

"I'm perfectly happy to not get into a fight. Unless she says sorry for attacking me." James said.

"Me? Say sorry to you?! HA! You've GOT to be joking!" Rainbow Dash laughed.

"Do I look like I'm joking? You blue hippy fuckwit." James scowled.

"Do you know who you are talking to?! I'm the one and only Rainbow Dash! Fastest flyer in equestria!" She yelled with pride.

"You? The fastest flyer?" James burst out into laughter

Rainbow Dash looked at James and her face went a bit red.

"W-whats so funny?!" She demandingly said.

"Nothing...It's just that..My fucking granny could go faster than you! And she is something like ninety years old!" James shouted.

"That's it!" Rainbow Dash yelled.

James looked at the pegasus as she flew straight at him with leg pointed right at him as if she was going for his chest again.

"Oh shit.." James immediately stopped laughing and grabbed Rainbow Dash's leg as she flew past him.

"Hey! Let me go you stupid monster!" Rainbow Dash demanded.

"Oh! So I'm stupid now! Are you gonna take back what you just said?!" James yelled at her.

"No! You are a stupid monster!" Rainbow Dash smirked.

"Oh that's fucking it you blue little fucker." James shouted.

James pulled her leg until it was completely straight,held it at ankle height and looked at Rainbow dash again.

"Last chance to take that back!" He yelled.

Rainbow Dash shaked her head.

"Fine,Don't say I never warned you." James said in a calm voice.

James lifted his foot up and positioned it over Rainbow Dash's leg. He brought it down on it with full force and the sound of bones cracking could be heard.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Rainbow Dash winced with tears flowing down her face.

Applejack and Twilight cringed and looked at James with a shocked look.

"Twi! Stop him before he tears her wings off!" Applejack yelled

"Uhhhh!" Twilight stood their being completely brain dead after seeing what James just did to her friend.

James let go of the crying Rainbow Dash and walked back over to Applejack and Twilight.

"What in they hay made you do that?!" Applejack yelled.

"She was assaulting me. I wasn't gonna just let her do that." James replied.

James looked at Twilight.

"Uh.." He said.

James waved a hand infront of her face and then snapped his fingers.

"Wakey,Wakey,Parties over time to wake up." James yelled.

Twilight blinked and shook her head.

"Wha? What happened?" She looked at the two.

"James here just put Rainbow on the ground." Applejack said whilst pointing at the place where Rainbow Dash used to be.

"Where did she go?" James looked around.

"Probably went to the hospital after y'all went and broke her leg like that." Applejack sighed and looked up at the sky.

"It's getting dark. I say we go and hit the hay. James could stay at the barn." Applejack smiled.

"That would be a great idea!" Twilight looked at Applejack.

"Ugh..Fine.." James moaned.