Beavis and Butt-Head go to Equestria
Beavis and Butt-head were working in the Furger Burger. While Butt-head was manning the cash register, Beavis was making the fries. Dipping his finger into the vat of hot grease, thinking it was a good idea to taste it, he burned the hell out of his hand.
“AHHHHHHH! God dammit!”, Beavis shouted in pain. Wondering what the commotion was all about, Butt-head left an ordering customer to see what happened.
“Huhuhuhuhu. What happened?”said Butt-head, acting like he gave a shit. Beavis says “I dipped my finger into the grease and it fucking hurts like hell!”
Butt-head then said”Huhuhuhu, dumb ass.” Suddenly the deep fryer started rumbling, then it glowed a bright purple and flew into our dynamic duo and smacked into them sending them into the deep fryer.
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Waking up, Beavis and Butt-head sat-up, only to hit their heads on a piece of metal making a loud*DING*in doing so. Falling back down into a puddle of grease, Beavis yelled “OWWWWW! Stupid Shiny thing”. Butt-head although appeared to be knocked out once again.
Crawling out from under the bed, Beavis saw a regal room with a fireplace, a large mahogany desk, and a big cake on the table.
“Hoooooooooooohhh, cool”, stated Beavis as he walked over to the giant cake.
“Caaaaaaaaaaaaake” Beavis moaned with his mouth watering. moments later the cake disappeared from the table. leaving a very full Beavis sitting under the table with his head shaking back and forth like a damn animal. The door opened to a very tired Princess Celestia.
As soon as she saw her once beloved cake gone, nothing could express her anger as her mane caught fire and the room went up about 5 degrees. Celestia let out a battle cry and exploded half the room into a wall of flames.
Satisfied with her work, Celestia turned around but only to turn back to a sound of Beavis shouting “Your powers do not affect the Great Cornholio.
Now the solar princess has lived for many years, but the pure retardedness of the situation made her forget her anger and laugh so hard that the sun had the baby face from the teletubbies for days.
Beavis although was confused by her actions and proceeded to try and kick the shit out of the princess, but only to fail miserably.
The princess responded to this by laughing at him because of his miserable attempts to hurt her.
“Do not ignore the almighty bung-hole!” Shouted beavis angrily and then kicked her wing. Startled by this act, Celestia bucked him right in the face sending him into a guard who had come over to see what was happening. Knocking both of them unconscious.