So we had nothing, and we weren't allowed to submit it anymore.

Title: Poor state of best things considered, probably

Chapter 1: Poetry about Rarity withering by the window as minutes tick by and daylight fades and she recalls the time she might have been doing something else. Contains delightful excerpts such as "There are a few things that can be seen from her view" and "She has discovered her hooves aren’t edible and that is valuable."
If this were a movie, it would likely be rated pg-13 and have a crappy Aphex Twin soundtrack.
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Chapter 2: Then experimental poetry about what can be considered a discussion but maybe not because this is ambiguous and experimental and philosophical, but actually yes it is just horses saying words because this is the synopsis. Involving the pony characters Rarity and Fluttershy, as they stand in what is probably a room, speaking not much of anything entirely in the English language. Many sitcoms have historically taken place inside rooms.
The word 'everything' is used precisely once.

If made into a student's art film, it would likely be filmed profoundly in black&white, and be oversaturated in references to Andy Warhol and dubstep. And they would tilt the camera sideways.
[The Motion Picture Association of America historically does not have a ban on films containing rooms.]
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Chapter 3: And Rainbow Dash walks back and forth as thoughts occur inside her head, thinking in 'authentic' stream of conscious pattern because profound. In humans, the brain resides inside the skull and this is likely true for ponies as well.
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Executive Summary: I plan to write and submit experimental profound pone words for potential consumption by the market.
Company Info: Operation is ran by one bored individual on a weekday night after work. Low in morale, high in top-level speculative minimal-cost Rectal Database projects.
Market Analysis: It looks like some people use this website, largely from the 'Brony' demographic. Perhaps some of them will read my submission.
Funding Request: Zero (0) funds required, product already completed and ready for shipping.
Financial Projections: I forecast that this will remain on the front page for a mild duration and be viewed by at least one (1) prospective customer during its shelf life.
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