Epic Rap Battle of Ponyville: Trixie vs Singer

by AutoBrony41

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random
Length: 1711

Twilight Sparkle has been kicked out of Ponyville by "The Great and Powerful" Trixie. Having put up with Trixie before, an unlikely hero steps up to the plate to stand up to Trixie's tyranny.

What happened during the time that Twilight's friends chased after her after she was being flung out of Ponyville by Trixie? Why were Snips and Snails freaked out at her antics? With Twilight unjustfully tossed out of Ponyville, the wrath of a friend comes out and the battle is sure to be Epic! But there is more to this than just to avenge a friend, they had a past run in and it's time for round 2!

OC Vs Trixie

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-11-07 04:40:03 UTC

Trixie vs Singer

A bright and sunny day, which had been beautiful, had turned sour as one of Ponyville's greatest pests had returned. The unicorn, known and self dubbed as "The Great and Powerful Trixie" had come to take Twilight Sparkle on in a magic duel for showing her up with an ursa minor so long ago. Twilight was challenged and after a bit of persasion, or threats, by Trixie, Twilight finally accepted. The final move during the duel was made by Trixie as she used an age spell to turn Snips into a baby and Snails into an elderly pony. Twilight tried as hard as she could to repeat the spell, but she knew that her chances of pulling it off were slim. Failure. Twilight was unable to return Snips and Snails back to their normal ages and thus making her the loser of the duel.

Dusk, Ray, Spike, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Applejack knew what was fixing to come and they all stood in front of the defeated and devastated Twilight Sparkle(the first to be named standing by her side), in an attempt to keep Trixie from throwing her out of town.

"That's enough Trixie!" yelled Applejack.

"Yes! You've made your point! But you can't expect Twilight to leave Ponyville!" put in Rarity.

"You fools!" Trixie replied as she lit her horn with a mysterious red aura, which quickly surrounded Twilight. "She's already gone!" Twilight was then thrown out of Ponyville within seconds, and was being kept out by a force field that Trixie had put over Ponyville. All of Twilight's friends ran off after her... well, all but one.

Trixie stood in the middle of the street, chuckling to herself while every pony gasped in horror. She was proud that she had bested the very one who was "supposedly" responsible for her miserable life and kicked her out of her home. While her friends ran off to try and help her further. Another friend of Twilight's was about to make his stand. But in a different way.

A blue pegasus stallion with a red mane and tail, having a microphone as his cutie mark, walked through the crowd and began to march angrily towards Trixie. As he walked to his target adversary, the clouds in the sky turned dark grey and lightning began to strike. Some ponies ran for shelter and others noticed that there was a fight fixing to happen and they stuck around, despite the sudden stormy weather.

"Trixie..." he said with an agry growl. "We meet again!"

"Aaaaaaaaah if it isn't the Las Pegasus Loser, Singer Case! Come for more flank kicking?"

"You and I both know that I won the last battle we engaged in, Trixie! And I shall do the same again!"

"Why do you care? What do you have to gain from battling me a second time?"

"That was my friend that you just cheap shotted and tossed out of Ponyville! And I happen to have a high level of respect for her. And I'm not about to let some no good, dirty rotten, Las Pegasus wash up magic act like yourself treat her or any of my other friends like that!"

Singer was a big disliker of bullies! What Trixie had been doing was a classic showmanship of bullying, and the fact that she threw one of his best friends out only added to his fury. Not to mention, the memory of her trashing his name in Las Pegasus years ago, making a fool of him. THIS meant war!

"I have a feeling that this isn't just about standing up for your friend!"

"You're right! I owe you another beating after what you did to me in Las Pegasus! I haven't forgotten. So it's time to pick up where we left off!"

"Let's battle!"

Epic Rap Battles of Ponyville!

The Great and Powerful Trixie

Vs

Singer Case!

BEGIN!

"Look at who I see before me, such pathetic waste of space.

Yeah that's right I'm talking about the loser called Singer Case!

Standing up for your friend isn't going to do much for her now.

She's done for, she's gone! I've already thrown her out of town!

I'm the great and powerful unicorn who's got all of the highest powers

While you all you do is spend time with your marefriend, Violet, picking pretty little flowers!

Twilight Sparkle had no chance against the might of the Alicorn Amulet's magic.

To think she thought she could beat me is quite a bit tragic!

Now all of that misguided anger you feel is my egotistic fuel

Even if it is coming from Equestria's largest fool!

Now it's time to step up your game or be left in the dust

After all, in your state of mind stepping it up is a must

I am Singer! I'm about to get dope on this mike!

And it's going to be me at the end who wins this epic rap fight!

Everything YOU do is an epic fail!

That's why the best moral support you can get comes from Snips and Snails!

(No offence guys)

So you need a fancy trinket to come in and fight

Kind of sad, considering Twilight used her own strength and might.

You had more class back when you worked on that rock farm

Now it's time to cut your losses and fight me without that magical charm

It's ponies like you who give this beautiful land a taste that's sour.

Please do us all a favor and go take a freaking shower!

This little vendetta you have against Twilight is really quite sad

But now it's time to prepare for the biggest beat down you ever had!

"You really think that your pathetic rhymes are going to stop me?" said Trixie as she lit up her horn and fired a blast at Singer. Singer in turn, dodged it. "You should really just give up now."

"You give up! You know what happens to bullies like you in the end!" retorted Singer.

Trixie shows no signs of giving up, so you best prepare

You're special little abilities aren't going to get you anwhere

Try out this age spell, add some grey to your style

Or maybe I'll just turn you into a baby, let you cry in your drool for a while

Trixie is the greatest all around pony in this fair land

You're talents are bland at best. Really how many singers do we have on hand?

You talk about me and my failures, yeah you're one to talk you loser

Let's take a look back at your little past, you horrible friend abuser

You left your poor little marefriend, Violet, all alone, when she needed you the most

Now if that doesn't spell failure, then here have some failure toast

And if that isn't bad enough, here you come thinking that your little act of heroism will bring that satisfaction

for the day you just stood there and did nothing. Still living with the guilt for your lack of action!

When she really needed you, you just stood back and watch them point and make fun

Of that little filly, you now call friend. I can't believe you haven't yet turned retreat to run.

"How did you know about that?" said Singer. "Have you been reading my journal?"

"Maybe, maybe not!" taunted Trixie.

"Well that's none of your business! Things just got personal!"

Let me paint you a picture, MARE

It's a portrait of you back when you had flair

You came and stirred up the fears of the Ponyville people

Telling them all that Twilight Sparkle's evil

You cast a few spells, got em FIRED UP

Tossed her out of town, got em FIRED UP

Now you face me, all FIRED UP

Now it's time to face my wrath cause I'm FIRED UP!

Now I'm about to get up and bust out a new rhyme

Twilight's got the touch, just like Optimus kick-butt Prime!

So don't be surprised if she comes back kicking your flank out of town

That is, if that's not the outcome of OUR little showdown

I have a lot of friends who are there in time for me

So come on, Uncle Fender finish this rhyme for me!

Suddenly a red pegasus stallion popped up in front of Trixie with his big red electric guitar and started to rap in her face.

...They call me Uncle Fender, I'm here to play along

I'll hit you in the head with my guitar like El Kabong!

I got the rappin skills, gonna let you know

Cause when I rock the microphone I'm gonna steal the...

A Wilhelm scream from Fender could be heard as Trixie grew tired of the annoying guitar stallion and blasted him away with her magic.

"Now who's cheating?" she smirked.

"At least I didn't have an advantage, like you did against Twilight! I hope she catches on to your little cheat and comes back and kicks you back out of town! Or better yet, let Ray and Dusk take care of you."

"No pony can defeat the Great and Powerful Trixie! Especially not some low class singing/rapping pegasus like you!"

So here are my final words before you depart

This battle was a bit one sided, although you showed quite a bit of heart.

I'm afraid now's the time for me to leave you alone!

I hope you like the solitude of being turned into stone!

Singer looked down and his hoofs were starting to turn into stone, along with his wings and mane. As he slowly made the transition from pony to statue, he looked up at his adversary to say one last thing.

"You may have won this little fight, but I won the rap battle. Until next time you...." That's all he could get out before the stone took it's toll.

"I'm starting to re-think my decision, eh." said Snails as he and his friend, Snips watched their friend, Singer slowly turn to stone. "Trixie's gone crazy."

"Yeah! We're in deep trouble now." put in Snips.

Don't be sad, we've all seen the episode. We know how it all ends. And I can assure you that Singer is going to be fine.

WHO WON?

YOU DECIDE!!!!