[Classic] The Scootaloo Diaries

Rainbow laid still, her eyes closed and the soft sunlight warming her muzzle. Vague remnants of her recent dream slipped away from her memories as she began to slowly inch her eyes open. Suddenly the air was knocked out of her as a journal forcefully dropped onto her stomach.

"Oof." Rainbow's eyes shot open and she grabbed onto the diary. "What the hay was that for?!" She shouted, still groggy.

Twilight stood over her with blazing eyes. "You promised you wouldn't leave me alone this time, but you did, and for what? So you could come down here and read this porn?!"

"Wait, what? I fell asleep down here on accident. And that's not porn, I swear!" Rainbow's eyes were wide as she searched for the words to calm her irritated friend.

"Yeah that's right, it's just your little friend's sex diary. Much better." Twilight rolled her eyes and trotted away.

Rainbow let her head fall back down on the couch as she thought about what was happening. "Wait, you read Scootaloo's diary? You can't just read someone else's diary without their permission." Rainbow hypocritically pointed out.

Twilight blushed and frowned. "No, I didn't read it. I just saw the page it was opened to. What kind of diary is that anyway, it's not written like any diary I've ever seen."

"Oh really? How many diaries have you seen?" Rainbow gladly attempted to change the subject.

"Well, I... that's not the point! Why would Scootaloo describe herself having sex with her friends in a journal, then tell you to read it? That's not normal by any means." Twilight was clearly very concerned about what exactly was going on with Scootaloo, but wasn't the best pony to calmly handle a situation like this.

"I don't know. I'm not a mind reader, but maybe you should relax. Look, she wants me to help her fix the mess she's gotten herself into and I'm reading this so I know exactly what's been going on." Rainbow looked away and scoffed at the fact the she was being forced to explain herself despite it not being anypony else's business.

"Rainbow, no offense, but I hardly think you're qualified to help her right now. She needs to see a counselor or something, she needs psychological help." Twilight seemed serious, her eyes were as sharp as her voice.

Rainbow didn't take her seriously. She just waved a hoof at her and opened the diary back up. "Here, let me finish reading this, then I'll see what I can do. If I can't help her, then we'll take her to a counselor or something. Okay?"

Twilight huffed and considered the solution. "Fine, but I'm keeping tabs on this. What I read in there was really bad Dash, I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that being around Spike."

Spike walked downstairs letting out an obnoxiously long yawn. "What aren't you comfortable with being around me?"

Rainbow Dash chuckled. "She doesn't want you reading my porn."

"It's not porn!" Twilight shouted.

Spike's eyes widened. "Whoa you have porn?"

"Twilight called it porn earlier. I guess it's not porn though. Here, you read and decide for yourself." Rainbow hoofed the diary towards Spike.

Twilight quickly snatched it away in an aura of magic. "Sorry Spike, this is not appropriate reading material for a baby dragon. Here, read this instead." She levitated a random book off her bookshelf towards him.

"Aw... This is just H-J of your stupid outdated magic encyclopedia." Spike rolled his eyes and protested, still interested in whatever Rainbow had to offer.

"Too bad, either read that or go make breakfast." Twilight scolded.

Spike mumbled as he returned the book to it's spot on the shelf and walked into the kitchen.

"What was that Spike?" Twilight thought she heard him swearing under his breath.

Rainbow laid back and laughed quietly to herself as she grabbed and opened the diary back up and continued reading.

Spike held his breath for a moment, then turned around to face his condescending friend. "I'm tired of the way you treat me. I'm not a baby okay? I'm not that much younger than you and I'm mature for my age."

Twilight rolled her eyes and trotted back up to Rainbow Dash. She shoved her face into her friends warm blue coat and breathed into her stomach. Rainbow laughed and placed a hoof on Twilight's head as she read.

"You're always over thinking things. Just relax, I can help you with that if you need me to." Rainbow rubbed her hoof down Twilight's back.

"I'm not over thinking things... I'm thinking exactly the right amount. This is serious stuff here, you know how impressionable Sweetie Belle is." She spoke into Rainbow's stomach, tickling her a bit.

"Wait, I haven't read anything about Sweetie Belle yet, nothing bad anyway." Rainbow looked confused and started flipping through pages.

Twilight looked up and tilted her head. "Well you will soon enough. I have some things to do today. When I get back I'm definitely going to want you to help me relax." She winked and stood up.

Rainbow's smile widened and she lowered the book. "Sure thing, it'll be our pleasure."

Twilight smiled and gave her a kiss on the nose before heading towards the door. She paused for a moment and considered giving Spike a directive for whenever he was done doing whatever he was doing in the kitchen, which certainly wasn't making breakfast. Deciding not to mess with it right now, she trotted off.

Rainbow grinned knowing she was about get some more action, but let her curiosity get the better of her. If Twilight was telling the truth about what she read, then Scootaloo was really digging herself into a deeper hole than Rainbow ever imagined. She skimmed through a few more pointless entries. Then found a interesting entry. As she skimmed over the words, this seemed to be what Twilight read. She restarted from the beginning and took a deep breath as she carefully read the entry and tried to figure out what Scootaloo could have been thinking.

Alright, today was a huge success, I think. This summer's been nothing but a pain in my flank so far, and I haven't even gotten to see Cheerilee at all yet since school let out almost a week ago. It's driving me crazy, at least I have Silver Spoon to keep me satisfied until I can see her again. I'm glad she's opened up to me so much more lately, she's almost never mean to me anymore, and she's always willing to return the favor after I take care of her. Maybe someday I'll get her to go first, ha. Maybe.

So anyway, I think I finally had the perfect plan to get Applebloom to notice Sweetie Belle. If I could make her jealous of Sweetie, then she'd at least start paying attention to her, and then I could help push them together. It feels risky, but I think I can pull it off. So I headed over The Carousel Boutique and found Sweetie Belle hanging out with Spike. I shoved myself between them and wrapped my arm around Sweetie to lead her outside without any delays. I promised Applebloom I'd meet her at our usual spot for some fun again and figured I could mess that up by dragging this oblivious little mare along.

When we got there, Applebloom was already waiting. She was laying out in the sun lookin' all sexy and stuff. I'll admit it, I do find her pretty darn attractive most of the time. But I'd rather have her as a best friend than anything else. Plus I had Cheerilee, and Sweetie Belle wanted her anyway... Why do I always do this?

So yeah, we're there and Applebloom looks pissed. I can see it in her eyes while she's staring me down like she's about to jump on me. Sweetie Belle can probably sense the tension, she's being all quite and awkward and stuff. I decided to break the silence.

"So guys, it's been a while since we've all hung out together. So what should we do?" The first thing that popped into my mind when I said that was both awful and awesome at the same time.

Applebloom huffed and rolled her eyes. "No offense Sweetie Belle, but I thought it was just gonna be me n' Scootaloo today."

Sweetie looked down and her white cheeks were turning red. I could tell she was hurt that Applebloom didn't want her around, but I needed to work on that right now. That was the whole point of today. I wrapped my arm around her and started my plan.

"Come on Apps, Sweetie and I have been spending a lot of time together lately and I like her a lot. We miss when it used to be the three of us, not just the two of us taking turns hanging out one at a time." I hoped this was working.

She looked furious, her evil glare stabbed into Sweetie Belle's innocent confused eyes.

I led the nervous little unicorn into the center of the clearing right next to Applebloom and laid down with her. I reached up and pulled Applebloom down next to us and wrapped my arms around them both.

"This is nice, right? Just the three of us snuggled up together like the good ol' days." This was stupid, but I needed them to warm up to one another after causing this potential drama headache.

"So, Sweetie Belle, Applebloom, why don't you two hang out anymore? We haven't done any Cutie Mark Crusading in like a month." This was at least something we could all relate to.

"I haven't felt like it is why. I've had... other things on my mind. Ya know?" Applebloom was annoyingly keeping us on the wrong topics.

Sweetie Belle finally spoke. "I wouldn't mind doing some Crusading, I miss hanging out with you Applebloom." I was glad she finally opened up.

"You do?" Applebloom sounded better, at least she wasn't angry.

"Well, yeah. You're my best friend, of course I miss you when we don't spend time together. When I stayed the night at your house a couple weeks ago, it was the most fun I've had in a really long time." This was going well.

"I had a good time too. I'm sorry I've been ignorin' ya lately, I don't mean to." I wiggled out from between them and tip-hoofed around them.

I pushed Applebloom and slowly slid her across the grass until she was right next to Sweetie Belle. She didn't seem to mind, then I trotted around and lifted Sweetie's hoof with mine and placed it over Applebloom's shoulder. They kept talking and I laid down beneath them, waiting for a chance to suggest that they stay the night together again.

"I don't really feel like doing anything today, but we should get together soon." Sweetie Belle gave me my chance.

"I know, how about the three of us stay the night at Applebloom's tonight?"

They both quickly agreed and I laughed. "Awesome, let's go now." Applebloom suggested but I couldn't let that happen, Sweetie wasn't ready. I needed to be sure that she seize the opportunity if it was presented.

"Can't, first me and Sweetie Belle need to go get permission. How about you go ask AJ if we can stay, I'm sure she'll say yes, and I'll go with Sweetie Belle to convince her parents." I'm impressed at how awesomely I can think of these kinds of things, this was too perfect.

"Alright, great! I'll meet you guys back at my place then." Applebloom seemed happy about this, which was definitely a necessity.

As soon as she was out of sight, I pushed Sweetie Belle over onto her back and pinned her hooves down. I needed to make sure she knew I was being serious. This was going to be the only chance I could give her.

"You're going to have to do this right. I need you to lay the romance on Applebloom hard if you want her to notice that you really like her okay? At the right time, I'm going to slip out and leave you two alone. You're going to seal the deal by going all the way with her once she's ready. Trust me, it's the only way." I hoped Sweetie was ready for this, I especially hoped she was ready to handle the clingy mare she had this crush on.

"Wait, go all the way? I don't know if I like the sound of that." I rolled my eyes.

"You don't like her enough to do that?" I knew she did, but I needed to make sure she knew what was up. Since I already did that with Applebloom, I knew that she'd expect Sweetie to do the same, and knowing her, she'd be offended if Sweetie didn't accept her invitation.

"Of course I do, but I mean, we're not even together or anything. I don't want to move too fast. Rarity warned me not to jump right into sex when I start dating ponies. She says it's bad for the relationship in the long run, and patience is a virtue." I wanted to smack her in the head. This was different, it was Applebloom we were talking about, not some random pony from school or something. They've known each other for years now and might as well have already been dating as friends the whole time. I couldn't explain that though, I needed to hurry up.

"Trust me, it's for the best okay? You have to trust me, I know for a fact that this will work if you do it right. Now, when you go down on her, be sure to let her know you like it just as much as she does. That'll make her feel good about herself then you're all hers." I hoped she took that little piece of advice the way I meant for her to.

"Okay, I'll trust you, but... What if... what if I do it wrong and she doesn't like it?" Lack of confidence will kill her chances.

"You can't say that, you have to believe in yourself. Just stay confident and I'm sure she'll love it."

"Have you ever done it before? Because I haven't and I don't know how to learn." I face hoofed. I needed to do something to make her feel more confident about this. Maybe a quick lesson or something.

"I've done it before, yes. Let's go get permission for you to stay the night. I'll explain some stuff on the way."

I did my best to tell her what to do while we trotted back into town. We stopped in front of the Boutique and I tried to show her what to do with her tongue when she finally penetrated with it. I stuck it out and wiggled it up and down and tried to talk at the same time. I probably looked like an idiot but she did her best to mimic me. Her tongue was hanging out and she attempted to speak. I think she tried to say, "Like this?" But it came out so wrong.

Just then Rarity opened her front door and saw us. "What in Equestria are you two doing?" I blushed and quickly put my tongue away.

"We're wondering if Sweetie can stay the night at Applebloom's tonight."

"Yes, of course she can. Just stay out of trouble, okay?" She trotted past us and headed towards the center of town.

That was easy, I led Sweetie Belle inside. It was quiet and empty. Perfect.

"Look, this isn't working. I'm going to have to show you what I mean, okay?" I hated the thought of doing this with her, but I couldn't risk her offending Applebloom by backing out.

Her eyes widened and she backed up. "Wait, you want to show me how?"

"Yes, it'll be the easiest way to make sure you're confident in what you're doing. Now lay down on that couch and we'll get started." I figured it'd be best to be as blunt as possible so she didn't start getting emotionally attached too.

She did what I told her to, then I made my way over. I couldn't tell if she was more nervous or excited. "What's with that big smile? I thought you'd be nervous."

"Well I heard Rarity talking to somepony about this, and she said it's the best feeling in the world. I can't help but be excited." Ha, well Rarity was right about one thing.

I just smiled at her and made my way between her legs. "First you want to do a bunch of kissing and touching and stuff like that, but we'll skip to the complicated part. You need to keep touching her while you do this, that way she's not only focused on one thing."

I started rubbing my hooves along Sweetie's sides and down her thighs. Then I stuck my tongue out and licked the insides of her legs, making sure she was properly aroused before we got started. I looked up and she had a hoof over her mouth and was breathing pretty heavily. I figured that was good enough. I let out a deep and hot breath right in between her legs, just to build up some anticipation. Then I lightly flicked the sensitive little ball on top her lips with the tip of my tongue. She squeaked and it was adorable.

"You gotta make sure and lick this thing. She loves it." I paused and gulped after saying that. "I mean, she'll love it. You know what I meant."

She didn't say anything but I figured it'd be safe to assume she didn't really read into it. I went back down and started licking her some more. I licked up the center of her lips and enjoyed the taste of a new mare. It was weird how everypony seemed to taste different. I imagined that they'd all be a bit more similar, but I was wrong. Sweetie Belle was particularly delicious and sweet. Like she was sugar coated or something. I really wouldn't mind doing this to her more often, but I couldn't.

I knew I should have stopped sooner, but I kept at it. I bit down on her and sucked as much of her into my mouth as I could. Then I started to shove my tongue all the way in. She tasted so damn good it was crazy. I couldn't get enough. I started tonguing her as hard as I could, pulling as much of her sweet tasting juice into my mouth as I could. I felt like I was using her instead of helping her like I initially wanted to. I just couldn't help it, she was gasping and moaning, which only made me want to do it harder.

Then I heard a noise, like two quick knocks. I jumped up and sat down like nothing was happening. Sweetie Belle curled her legs up and put on a nonchalant grin as we both stared at the door. Her face was completely flushed and she looked insanely sexy. Then freakin Opalescence came casually walking into the room. She must have jumped off of something to make that sound.

I let out a sigh of relief. "Well, um... That's how you do it." I blushed, realizing I got carried away.

"Oh wow. That Scootaloo's a wild one isn't she." Spike interrupted Rainbow's reading.

Rainbow looked back to see Spike reading over her shoulder. "What are you doing?! Twi'll kill us both if she finds out you were reading this!"

"Who says she has to find out." Spike raised his brow's in quick succession. "Huh? Huh?"

"Yeah yeah, I get it. Look, I'll let you read as long as you promise to keep it a secret okay?" Rainbow looked back at him with wide eyes.

"Really?!" Spike enthusiastically shouted.

"No of course not! Are you crazy? Get out of here and do some chores or something. Maybe you should lift those weights I bought you, Mr. Scrawny arms." Rainbow laughed and shooed him away with a hoof.

Just then Twilight walked in and Spiked's tail sprung straight out. He casually walked upstairs and Rainbow greeted her. "Hi there, what took you so long?"

"I wasn't gone that long, was I?" She looked up at a clock and shrugged.

"Nope, ready to relax? I sure am." Rainbow winked and marked her place in the diary.

"Yes actually, let's go." Twilight smiled and trotted upstairs.

She entered her room to find Spike with his ear pressed up against an air duct, attempting to eavesdrop to no avail. "What are you doing now? What's gotten into you lately, will you get out of here?"

Spike muttered under his breath once again and angrily trotted past Rainbow who laughed in his expense. This time she carried the diary with her tucked under her wing. She sat it down on a table and shut the door. Twilight was already comfortably stretched out in bed and ready to be soothed by Rainbow's gentle touch.

"Alrighty then, let's get started." Rainbow eagerly climbed into bed.

Twilight didn't let her lead the course of events like she knew her friend wanted to. Instead she wrapped her hooves around her back and pulled her into a deep kiss. Rainbow's mane fell across her face but she didn't stop to move it, she actually enjoyed the sensation of it softly sliding across her cheek. After a moment of passion, she pulled away.

"I've been thinking about all of this Dash, and I'm going to trust you to take care of Scootaloo. Just do it quickly before things get too far out of control for those kids alright? I know you've grown really close to Scoot after what happened with her family a few months ago. She needs you to be the one to take care of her, it'll probably mess her up in the head even worse if anyone else takes control of her life." Twilight really had put a lot of thought into what was going on in Scootaloo's mind.

"Thanks for trusting me on this one Twi, it means a lot. So where did you go anyway?" Rainbow had to ask.

"Well... I kind of went to take Scootaloo somewhere that she could get help. I stopped before I reached her home though. I know I do things on impulse sometimes, but I don't want to do anything behind your back. I'm going to be serious about this relationship, and even if I feel you might be doing something the wrong way, I'll back you up and support your decisions. It's not my call this time, it's yours, and you might be right." Twilight hoped her partner wouldn't be angry, she blushed and pressed her face into Rainbow's chest.

"Well, I'm glad you saw it my way..." Rainbow hugged onto her tighter. "Scootaloo's in a big mess and a shrink would only make her feel worse about it."

"That's probably true." Twilight knew better than to argue at this point, she leaned up and locked lips with her lover once again.

The two kissed for a while before Rainbow rolled over on top of the seductive purple mare. Twilight wrapped all four legs tightly around her and their tails intertwined. Rainbow began to kiss her neck and ears, licking and sucking vigorously all over Twilight's most sensitive areas. Originally Twilight had planned on teasing Rainbow and ending with a massage and a nap, but she quickly lost sight of that little plan.

Rainbow was biting down on her neck when Twilight whispered, "I love you."

She stopped for a moment and let out a sigh. "I love you too..."