Twilight Sparkle and The Tentacles of a Thousand Suns

by Normal

Rating: mature
Tags: Random
Length: 1561

Pinkie Pie invites Twilight to Ponyville's annual party and things get crazy when Celestia decides to visit too!

Pinkie Pie invites Twilight to Ponyville's annual party and things get crazy when Celestia decides to visit too!

Just something I wrote when my mind was too tired to focus on writing anything real. So tell me what ya'll hate! I could use a laugh~

Just a note I didn't actually intend for this to be good, arousing, emotion evoking, anything you think it might be…I just was bored and unable to sleep and waiting for games to finish downloading.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-11-06 16:30:02 UTC

Chapter Forty-Two: Just Kidding, There's Only One Chapter But It Has an Unnecessarily Long Name

Twilight glanced out the window, her expression torn between a glare and a smile. All in all Twilight's expression was neutral, as blank as Scootaloo's flank will always remain. The sun streaming in made promises of a glorious day, one  warmed not only by the sun but more than likely the good hearted songs that made Ponyville notorious.

Twilight hated that constant singing.

All she wanted to do was organize her library and occasionally venture out and visit with her friends. But every week it seemed if there wasn't some new, never heard of before thousand year old villain then there was some new song about, I don't know, the way the birds shit on top of Apple Bloom's head.

"Twilight!"

There was the tinkling sound of broken glass raining upon the floor and suddenly Twilight was engulfed in pink. Pink. No. Nonononono Twilight thought frantically. Not a Pinkie Pie song, please Celestia no!

"Twilight! WHat are you still doing in this dusty old library?!" Pinkie's words were blurring together, an incomprehensible mash of stringed together nonsense. But at least that's what Twilight thought she heard, "Come on, come on! You don't want to be late for the most funnest, most party-licous most...most...orgasmic festival in  all of Ponyville!"

Twilight felt her ear drums slowly cry out in pain as they shriveled up to die. A hoof itched carelessly at her ears, forcing them to once more stand at attention.

"Pinkie, I'm sure this little festival is...fun...and all but I have important business to attend to. I have letters to write to Celestia and-"

"Oh! Celestia! You should invite her to the orgy!"

Twilight blinked, an eye tic forming from being interrupted and with such coarse language.

"Pinkie...wait right here. I think I have something to write to Princess Celestia."

"Oh! Don't forget to tell her that my extra special cupcakes will be there too!"

Twilight's eye twitched again and she forced herself to use her magic to teleport herself to her desk, ignoring the great desire to just run that pink menace through with her horn. Twilight calmed herself by reminding herself how long it took her to get the blood out of the grooves in her horn last time she did that.

Dipping a quill in her much beloved dragon's blood ink Twilight started her letter.

Dear Princess Celestia

I would like to once again petition for the right for any civilian to be able to murder, preferably in a slow and torturous manner, anypony named Pinkie Pie. Once again she chose to interrupt my diligent studies with some frivolous party. This time, supposedly, it has something to do with a town-wide orgy festival.

I would also like to inquire as to how such an even can possibly be legal. I'm not stingy about germs quite like Rarity but like any mare with a proper education I must question the safeness of simply swapping sexual partners around.

I hope this time you grant the right to forever rid Equestria of this.

Your faithful and thoroughly annoyed student,

Twilight Sparkle.

With a poof of magic the letter disappeared, but only after Twilight made sure to write urgent all over it. Glancing over to her friend Twilight slowly mused over the best course of action once Celestia's reply came.

My most faithful student,

I am delighted to have received your most recent letter, my mind has been so occupied lately this wondrous festival slipped my mind. I think this is just what I've needed to relax and remind myself what fun you mortals can be.

I will see you in a few minutes, I just need to prepare myself for the fun ahead, I recommend you do the same.

Princess Celestia

Twilight threw her hooves up in defeat as she finished reading the reply for the third time and turned to the still smiling, bouncing form of Pinkie Pie.

"I resent your presence."

"Oh, I know silly! But by the end of today...~ I don't you'll be resenting anything!"

~

It was a few minutes later when the two ponies exited the library, their corneas burning as a bright light exploded in front of them.

When the light faded and their eyes regrew the burnt flesh sealing their eyelids shut both Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle found themselves bowing in front of Princess Celestia, her appearance no different that normal outside of a pair of saddlebags.

Twilight, trying to voice her protests, was quickly quieted by  Pinkie Pie's chatter and soon found herself being dragged along to the town square when her eyes were greeted by a sight that even she would admit was impressive. Not just ponies milled around he square. Twilight's eyes picked out the sight of donkeys, zebras, diamond dogs...Over there was even a dragon! And were those pigs tied up in the center?

Twilight's reaction must have been as easily readable to her mentor and friend as an open book for even in her surprise she could hear both of them giggling at her sides.

"Awww, I forgot this was little Twily's first orgy. So cute!"

Twilight snapped out of it as she heard Celestia's words and turned with a glare to face her. Once more, as if the world was out to say that Twilight must never talk, she was once again interrupted as the Princess of the Sun turned to face the crowd, her yellow aura slipping easily around the saddle bags.

"Ponies of Ponyville, I greet you this fine day and hope you will welcome your princess warmly. I have brought with me today a gift for all of you, a gift that will make this orgy one that will remain unforgettable for all of you for years to come."

The saddle bags ripped at the seams, revealing within a sight that seemed to never end. Clear, pulsing tentacles coiled out, raising their tips like a snake sniffing for its prey. Hundred of them, as one would vacate its spot it seemed there were two more always ready to take their place. Twilight's eyes bulged and without even realizing she unconsciously licked her lips.

The tentacles shot out, taking this subtle reaction as an invitation and pounced on her. Before Twilight could even realize two of them were wrapped tightly around her midsection and four more were around coiling around her hooves, spreading them out. All of this to the sound of all of Ponyville's cheering.

With that all of the creatures present seemed to erupt in activity, mares going off with well hung donkeys, stallions vying for attention for zebra mares. Over there Twilight could see, from her position raised up by the tentacles, was Carrot Top getting screwed by one of the largest pigs present.

And was that Flash Sentry? Twilight squinted, holding in a moan as she felt the tentacle simultaneously tease at her clit and pussy lips. Twilight nodded to her self. That was certainly Flash Sentry, head bobbing up and down on Big Mac's thick mottled cock while tentacles jerked him off and pounded at his puckered pony pooper.

Had all of Equestria gone utterly mad?

And one of tentacles slipped inside of her. The slender thing, cool to the touch, slowly expanded as its entrance elicited a moan from the reluctant unicorn. Soon it was almost doubled in width and in addition to  the production of its own juices it soon found its path eased by Twilight's own juices.

And with that Twilight was history.

She was lost to the sensations of tentacles, squirming all over her body, crawling into all of her holes. Whether they be thick or thin tentacles were all around her, accommodating all of her primal needs. Gone was the quiet  bookworm, replaced by a creature only capable of guttural moans

~

Spike looked up as Twilight entered the library, hooves placed haphazardly in front of each and a dazed expression donned on her muzzle.

"Twilight! There you are, where were you all day?

Twilight walked right past her number one assistant without hearing his words and went straight to the small alcove that served as a kitchen for those two. She returned moments later, a bottle of water be held up to her mouth with wavering magic. it was then that she noticed the rather indignant looking dragon in his frilly little apron and feather duster.

"Oh,Spike, you're home early. I  thought you'd be out enjoying the festivities still." Twilight's words seemed slurred and her eyes were not quite focused on Spike's face. In fact to Spike it seemed as if Twilight was utterly fascinated with his apron.

   "What festivities! I've been cleaning this Celestia forsaken library all day."

Twilight blinked, and then continued on as if she hadn't heard a word he said.

"Actually I thought you wouldn't even come home tonight. Seemed like quite a few mares were asking after where little Spikey-poo was. Rarity kept interrupting my fun to ask about you..."

Hearts lit up the young dragon's eyes. He only heard one thing there. Rarity was asking after him. Rarity! The mare of his dreams! He didn't know what fun Twilight was talking about or why Rarity was suddenly interested in him, only one thing matter.

"I think she ended up hunting down Crackle in the end. Cute couple."