EquestriaChat.com

by diamondstartheunicorn

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 557

Ponies discover Internet. Celestia opens chat room. The rest is history.

Ponies discover Internet. Celestia opens chat room. The rest is history.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-11-06 22:31:33 UTC

Week One

Celestia_Sunbutt: Bump

Twilight_Sparkle_DaAlicorn: Hey, Princess!

Celestia_Sunbutt: I AM NOT THE PRINCESS!!!! U ARE!!!!!! >:(

Derpy_Hooves: Hoi. DERP

Applejack492: Howdy! Do you want to try mah apple pie??? :D

Rainbow_Dash: It's the Internet, Applejack. We don't EAT on it. Or else we'll be eating the screen!!!

Applejack492: Aw, horseapples!!!!  D:

Pinkie_Pie_Likes_Cake: He-LLO!!!!! :D

Das_Luna: HAI, SUNBUTT XD HOW YOU DOING SUNBUTT

Celestia_Sunbutt FOR THE ZILLIONTH TIME, DONT CALL ME-----

Celestia_Sunbutt: Oh...my username says it. I hate me. :(

Doctor_Whooves_Likes_England: Jolly day, men! :)

Derpy_Hooves: Hello sugar honey! ;D

Das_Luna: NUUUUU TOO MUSHY MAI EYES

Cadence_foreva: Thats what me and Shining Armor do every day. DEAL WITH IT.

Das_Luna:grrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Celestia_Sunbutt: NO LUNA!!! CALM DOWN! OR YOU WILL-----

NIGHTMARE_MOON: MUAHAHAHA AH HAHAHA AAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Twilight_Sparkle_DaAlicorn: Hi guys--HOLY COW

Rainbow_Dash: Hey. Night mare Moon sounds like

Youtube Video

Twilight_Sparkle_DaAlicorn: WUT HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT HAPPENS!!!!????

Rainbow_Dash: Well, MEGAN MCCARTHY TOLD ME!!!!!! /) ^ 3 ^ (\

NIGHTMARE_MOON: I WILL BRING ETERNAL NIGHT!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA >:D

Celestia_Sunbutt: Have a Snickers bar. *magically sends it to Nightmare Moon*

NIGHTMARE_MOON: *eats Snickers* Nomnomnomnomnom

Celestia_Sunbutt: Ur not you when youre hungry. :D

NIGHTMARE_MOON: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *explodes in the awesomeness of chocolate and caramel*

Doctor_Whooves_Likes_England: Fine display, Celestia. Fine display!

Celestia_Sunbutt: Why, thank you, gentleman.

Derpy_Hooves: My hero.... ^U^

Applejack492: OH FOR PETES SAKE!! COULD YOU STOP SPEAKING FANCY?????????

Doctor_Whooves_Likes_England: Shut your mouth, Miss! I am from England.

Cadence_foreva: Well, does THIS insult you: "I missed the bloody train!"

Doctor_Whooves_Likes_England: *gasp* YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU...BLOODY RUFFIAN!!!! Oh, no! I cursed! Bloody heck, no! GAHHH!!!! WHO IN THE BLOODY WORLD WOULD---GAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

Cadance_foreva: LOL

Derpy_Hooves: HOW DARE YOU! NOW HES DROWNING IN BRITISH CURSE WORDS

Celestia_Sunbutt: *hmmp* *snicker* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! XD

Twilight_Sparkle_DaAlicorn: Nice!

Cadence_foreva: *Cadence_foreva trolled Doctor_Whooves_Likes_England HARD!!!*

Derpy_Hooves: THATS THE LAST STRAW! DERP!  THIS MEANS WAR!!!! *throws muffins at Cadence_foreva*

Cadence_foreva: OW! OW! OW! WHEN ARE YOU GONNA RUN OUT OF MUFFINS????

Derpy_Hooves: NEVER. BECAUSE I WORK IN ZE MUFFIN FACTORY.

Cadence_foreva: Wait, I thought you were a mail pony!!!

Derpy_Hooves: WELL...I quit and got another job so EAT MUFFIN, YOU PINK BLOB!!!!

Cadence_foreva: OH, ITS ON FEATHERBAG!!!

Celestia_Sunbutt: Everypony calmly walk away. This is gonna get MESSY!!!!!

Twilight_Sparkle_DaAlicorn: Uhhhh lets go to an imaginary room

Rainbow_Dash: How about sugarcube corner? they have computers there.

Twilight_Sparkle_DaAlicorn: Good point

*Twilight_Sparkle_DaAlicorn logged off*

*Applejack492 logged off*

*Rainbow_Dash logged off*

*Celestia_Sunbutt logged off*

*Das_Luna logged off*

*Twilight_Sparkle_DaAlicorn logged on*

*Rainbow_Dash logged on*

*Applejack492 logged on*

*Celestia_Sunbutt logged on*

*Das_Luna logged on*

Applejack492: Ok. we're on the sugarcube corner server.  What now?

Rainbow_Dash: SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!!!! XD

Celstia_Sunbutt: IM BORED. LETS WATCH A  VIDEO.

Youtube Video

Das_Luna: THE FUN HAS BEEN DOUBLED! LOL

Rainbow_Dash: TRUE, TRUE....

Doctor_Whooves_Likes_England: I HAD TO GET OUT OF THERE! DERPY AND CADENCE ARE MAD PONIES!!!!!

Twilight_Sparkle_DaAlicorn: Let me take a look.

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MEANWHILE...

Derpy_Hooves: *Derpy_Hooves snapped off Cadence_foreva's horn with 'Teh Hands of Memeness'

Cadence_foreva: *Cadence_foreva cut Derpy_Hooves's wings off with 'Pinkiemena's Chainsaw'*

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Twilight_Sparkle_DaAlicorn: YOURE RIGHT DOCTOR WHOOVES. ITS A GOREFEST!!!!

Doctor_Whooves_Likes_England: ITYS (I TOLD YOU SO)

Das_Luna: Can I be Nightmare Moon and beat those two knuckleheads up, sister?

Celestia_Sunbutt: Go for it. :)

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Derpy_Hooves: EAT NUCLEAR MUFFINS, LOVEBUTT!!!

Cadence_foreva: I DIDNT KNOW YOUR MUFFIN FACTORY COULD MAKE THAT, BUBBLEBUTT!!!

Derpy_Hooves: WELL THEY CAN MAKE WHATEVER MUFFIN THEY WANT!!!

NIGHTMARE_MOON: Hello girls. May I help? *Whacks both heads together*

Cadence_foreva: BY THE NAME OF MEGAN MCCARTHY, NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!