that's not supposed to happen

by TenshuraX

Rating: everyone
Tags: Human
Length: 1758

a human in equestria story. with a twist :3

A human in equestria story. with a twist :3 (not a self-insert)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-03-07 01:24:01 UTC

Prolouge

Prologue

My name is Jacob, Jacob Smith, and i am a brony, however, the only ones who know are my brother and my parents, I'm 16, i have thin blonde hair that goes down past my shoulder, green eyes, I'm about 6 feet tall, and I'm fat (yes, ha ha say your stupid puns) i barely ever leave the house, i go to school online. I'm shy (offline i literally NEVER curse) and i am really strong (okay, I'm overweight if you don't count muscle) i use a laptop to write fictions, i sometimes have to hide it and i can be very inventive when it comes to hiding things, i hold grudges easily and i get angry very easily. I'm going to be thinking in italics so my thoughts are easier to define

Chapter 2 - HOLY SHIT

Chapter 1 - HOLY SHIT

I lost everything, my home, my family, my life. the Government took me away after it was found that i had the exact specifications of height and weight that they needed for their next experiment, i was at my parents funeral, they had died in a car crash, when someone asked me to speak in private. he put a rag over my face, and i fell asleep. i had woken up on a cold metal table with no shirt on. "We're going to be working to remove the natural limiters inside the human body" the raspy voice seemed to be speaking to a crowd. i closed my eyes, shielding them from the light. "this willing test subject has kindly voulenteered to be the test subject" lies "we will now start the procedure" then i felt agonising pain over every portion of my body, it felt like my muscles were on fire. i opened my eyes and could only stare at what i saw, thousands of needles piercing every part of my body. i blacked out. "the demonstration is over, please exit in an orderly fashion." every part of me felt numb, if i had anted to i probably couldn't have even moved my little finger. "did he survive?" the raspy voice was much closer this time "we're sorry sir, but he didn't" i was shocked. then i was enraged.

(Start music)

the burning sensation came back, but a hundred times worse, and i felt no pain from it, only strength. i could feel my muscles ripple under my skin as my right arm shot up and destroyed whatever was holding it down. "i thought you said he was dead?!" the annoying raspy voice said, the other voice was near panic, but it managed to squeak out "he was". my eyes opened, pits or endless despair and rage. i ripped the other restraints nd stared into them, right before i punched the person in a white labcoat with wild grey hair and only one eye across the room i picked up the other, who squeaked again and threw hip into the owner of the raspy voice. i caught a glance of a red-skinned giant monster with pitch-black eyes in the mirror as i ripped the door off and left, i was wandering through an endless hallway for what seemed like forever until i came to a door. i ripped the door off, startling the scientists working on an experiment, it looked like a kind of portal, there was a man in a suit about to enter, but he stopped when i burst in. the bodies of scientists flew everywhere, i destroyed the glass container that the man and portal were in and i jumped through the portal, feeling it close behind me. i blacked out from exhauston as i turned back to normal.

(music ends)

i woke up and looked around "okay, where am i?" and i heard a low growl right behind me. i froze up and turned very slowly to face a manticore this is both good and bad, i know where i am now, bad I'm staring a freaking manticore in the face it gave another low growl and i suddenly turned and ran, i ducked and weaved (I'm surprisingly agile for my size) around trees and shrubs, and i began to outrun the manticore, i heard a scream right behind me, one that i recognized, it didn't i turned around to see it standing over Fluttershy, it had it's claws out and had pierced her flank, not a serious injury, but more than enough to make me angry (when I'm angry i get irrational and violent) i ran back over to it and punched it in the face.

i was surprised when it flew back about ten feet before slamming into a tree with enough force to nearly rip the tree out of the ground. i had a feeling it wouldn't be getting up soon. i was suddenly overcome with exhaustion, and i fell over and slept.

i woke up in a cottage, staring straight into the eyes of a bunny, i jumped about five feet into the air and let out a manly (similar to a 10 year old girl's) scream (shriek) and the bunny went flying across the room, landing somehow on some cushions. the bunny glared at me for a moment before walking out in a huff i think that bunny doesn't like me, i'm gonna have to do the same thing to him next time i chuckled at the thought of what his reaction would be to me staring straight at him when he woke up. "o-oh, you're awake" it took all my will to resist rushing over and hugging her right then and there as i turned around to see her looking at me with slight shock she continued talking "maybe you should see twilight, some of your muscles were torn when you punched that manticore" she seemed to shutter as she continued "h-how are you so strong anyways?" i just realized she may have thought i couldn't understand her, i was just staring at her attempting to resist urge to snuggle "sorry, i don't know either, that's the first time that's actually happened" she looked at me for a moment before continuing "well, i've never seen anything like this before, but twilight may know." and she smiled my d'awwwwww meter just broke and i couldn't help myself, i moved outstandingly fast and picked her up and snuggled.

she froze up and it suddenly seemed like i was holding a statue. i set her down and waved a hand in front of her face. i thought for a moment i had actually turned her to stone "u-umm" she was barely moving "why did you do that?" "sorry, i just thought you were cute" she seemed to relax just a little at this. I heard a strange noise, increasing in pitch, as though something were falling oh crap the window shattered, a cyan streak with a rainbow trail flying through it, somehow i was able to catch it before it landed. an extremely surprised rainbow dash looked up at me and said "what the hay" and i felt the same exhaustion again, i set rainbow down and collapsed.

I woke up in the same cottage, with rainbow and fluttershy chatting at the table "wh-what IS he" the voice was obviously rainbow dash's "i don't know, but he saved me from a manticore, so he couldn't be all bad" i pretended to still be asleep, listening in on their conversation. "WHAT?!" i  jumped at this, kinda giving away that i wasn't asleep. "o-oh. you're awake" i looked around and then at her and said "yeah, umm hi, my name's Jacob, what's yours" "heh, i'm rainbow dah, fastest flier in all of equestria" said rainbow in her most boastful voice "a-and i'm fluttershy"

i tried to walk over to them, but i felt agonizing pain when i tried to FUCKFUCKFUCKSONOFASHITWHORE "OW!!" "o-oh dear, you shouldn't move, the muscles in your legs are ripped apart, we've already sent a letter to twilight and she should be arriving any moment" i heard a kind of zap outside the door before a knocking at the door drew fluttershy's attention. Rainbow dash flew over and opened the door, and twilight walked in. "hello fluttershy, what did you need"

"o-oh, hello twilight, i was wondering, if it's not too much trouble, if you could heal Jacob"

"umm, sure, but who's Jacob?" rainbow was watching them talk back and forth, and looked like she was getting impatient

"he's resting on my couch right now, he tore all the muscles in his legs and arms"

"that sounds serious, let me take a look" and twilight trotted over to where i was laying "umm, fluttershy, what kind of animal is this?"

"u-umm, i don't know". twilight sighed and said "fluttershy, for all we know it could be dangerous" "twilight, he got those injuries from saving me from a manticore, and then dash after she crashed through my window"

"o-oh" twilight had a guilty look on her face. she trotted over and suddenly my legs and arms were covered by a purple aura, i could literally FEEL the muscles re growing, it was kind of like having worms crawling all over them, not painful, but kinda tingly. in a few moments my muscles had completely regrown, "thank you twilight, call me Jacob" twilight stared at me, dumbstruck, rainbow was doing the same. "y-you can speak?" was twilight's first reaction "yes i can" i responded simply. "How did you move faster than me?!" yelled an outraged rainbow "i'm the fastest flier in all of equestria!" "i did not fly, are you the fastest runner?" my calm reactions seemed to piss rainbow off further. i decided to give up while i was ahead "i'm gonna go outside for some fresh air" "yeah, run weirdo" i tried to ignore rainbow's comment and continued to alk outside.

I walked over to a tree near he edge of the forest and decided that this would be a good way to alleviate frustration. i punched the tree and it split in two. i began breathing deeply and heard a snapping noise right behind me. i turned quickly to find myself face to face with a wooden wolf "a timberwolf" i cracked my knuckles and without warning socked it in the jaw. he timberwolf flew really high and landed in the forest with a loud *THUD*. i heard a quiet squeak behind me and i turned around to see fluttershy turning and running away.

Author's note

yes a cliffhanger, i am evil :3