On the Edge of Insanity

I am Crimson sword. I am the only magical wolf i know more spells that the smartest unicorn.In the everfree forest i was walking through the village minding my business when some unicorn guards put me in a magic web. "Halt evil wolf you will not harm the citizens!" He yelled with authority. I scoffed, " aw you think you can harm me! How cute."I threw a huge bolder at the guard knocking him unconscious.  "Too bad you wont be able to hurt me." I said. I used my wings spell and feathered wings appeared on my back. I flew away to canterlot. It was time to see a certain alicorn with a sunbutt.

" ah celestia, very nice to see you again! I has been a long time hasn't it? Poor celestia has no time for the daughter of discord?" I said, referencing my father. " discord may be your creator but you are not my top priority at the moment." She said. I grinned " aw not going to reform me too? Or is little twi,twi too busy with so called " friendship"?" I mocked. Sunbutt turned to me " that isnt such a bad idea. Tomorrow you will be sent to twilight and the elements of harmony to be reformed. " she said while grinning. I mentally face pawed. "  ugh, fiiiine. Besides it will be fun to blow the students mind with my magic." I said. Tomorrow was going to be fun.

" celestia there is no need for all the security. I already took the oath that said i can not blow up the town, turn it into a cloud, make endless chaos, etc. chill out!" I barked trying to get her attention. " yes , well these guards will only be for the ride, so once you get to ponyville the guards will leave." She said with a grin. Discord, does she always have to be so happy!? And ponyville? Leave it up to ponys to come up with such an original name!(note the sarcasm) i got in the stupid little carriage and growled. "Bye, *cough* sunbutt *cough*" i grumbled. The carriage took off. "Wait what?" Celestia yelled. I laughed my furry but off on the way. I would have a lot of fun messing with the elements.