I am running. Running after one of the many asshole deer that I have to chase halfway across Skyrim that. Just. Won't. Die. I finally feel the feeling in my throat return and yelling Fus Roh Dah for the last time hit it into a tree breaking its back. I walk up to the damned thing harvesting its venison to keep my rations high. I begin to walk towards the plot I own near Falkreath since it is the closest plot of mine. Walking through the forest I hear boots hit the ground causing me to turn and see the bastard Dawnguard. I smile with my red eyes glinting in the sunlight. I pull out a potion of blood and begin to drink.
" You are wanted for vampirism, murder of agents, and assisting the enemy." The leader of the group says.
" Sure I did the crimes...., and you'll be a part of them." I say evilly. Before they could lift a finger I pull out my crossbow, and shoot it straight into the man's neck. He falls to the floor gurgling blood, and quickly leaves this world. I put my crossbow on my side, and take out my Glass great sword smiling. The second man runs up swiping at me. I hit his sword with my own sparks flying off causing him to go backwards allowing me to stabs his stomach. I yank it out turning slicing the enemies throat causing the woman to fall as both of their neck open up. Hearing wolves howling at the smell of fresh meat I briskly walk away whilst sheathing my sword.I walk into my house, and instantly feel relaxed. I walk forward causing me to almost trip on a book. Picking it up I read the title. Equestrian Portals. Wondering what this meant I open the book seeing a slight copy of an oblivion gate located deep in an underground crypt. Sighing at the news I decide to grab some food, weapons, and potions to help me survive. I walk out of the house and whistle. Listening I hear the clopping of hooves. The dark horse I've grown accustomed to riding pulls up next to me allowing me to climb up. I hit his butt with the side of my foot and we ride. After a two hour ride through Skyrim I reach the location and see a door with which I needed to create an animal. I made each animal one after another with the only answer seeming to be a beast of mixed animals. I walk into the caverns to see the draugr just standing there with.......... colors covering their bodies. I walk deeper and deeper until I reach the room. The creature from the door is standing there smiling evilly.
" I have a proposition for you." He says in an odd voice.
" And what is this...proposition?" I ask my curiosity peaked.
" I'll allow you to make shouts, as well as bring your house and items with you to Equestria a beautiful land full of adventure if you cause a bit of... chaos." The creature says smiling.
" Deal." I answer happy to have another adventure. He snaps his fingers causing the world to fade to black. I open my eyes to see myself in my Falkreath plot bed in my tunic and pants. I climb out of bed feeling warmer than I usually do in Skyrim. Looking out my window I see an odd brightly colored town and dense woods behind it. " That creature wasn't lying when he said Equestria." I say as Equines fly overhead with wings. I walk into my armor room and choose to wear my steel armor to the first encounter. Pulling my glass greatsword, crossbow, Ariel's bow, arrows, Regular sword, Imperial shield, shout necklaces, and armor on I smile. Today would be a new day, and a new adventure. I open my door and walk out into the clean air. I walk towards the town causing all of the ponies to stop and stare at me. I see a cyan pegasus with rainbow hair land in front of me angrily.
" If you know what's best for you get out of here!" She yells at me angrily.
" Isn't that a bit racist?" I ask causing her to look at me even more angrily. Wanting to see what the creature from the crypt meant I yelled a new shout at the pegasus as she starts to charge. " DHUN FER CONEL ( Paralyze my enemy)!" I yell causing the pegasus to freeze up and crash to the ground. My many necklaces quickly recharge my thu'um in a matter of seconds. Five angry ponies walk forward towards me because I froze their friend.
" FIX HER!" The lavender one yells.
" You have to wait for the effects to wear off." I say smugly. As if on cue the cyan one unfreezes and collapses to the ground. She angrily pushes herself up. She runs to her friends and they prepare to attack me seeing me as the bad guy. " DHUN FER CONEL!" I yell freezing all five of them. I whistle and Shadowmere runs up to me. I climb on and ride off like a badass. I go across a good plot of land when I enter a dense part of woods. I see several dragons who seemed to be in their teenage years. I get off Shadowmere, and walk up to them seeing them stomping eggs with the parents fighting two of them. I pull off my greatsword and smile. I run up and send a chop at the red one's toes on his left foot when it hits the floor cutting them clean off.
" AAAAH! MY FUCKING TOES!" He yells in pain. He sees me smiling smugly. " You'll pay for that!" He yells as they fly into the air. I shout dragonrend at him causing him to hit the floor. " WHAT THE HELL!?" He yells. I run forward at him.
" FOR SKYRIM!" I yell before sending a killing blow to his neck. His boy starts to burn as I absorb his soul leaving nothing but bones. His friends scream, and fly off. I climb back on Shadowmere, and ride towards a city hanging on a mountain. I reach it, and several guards stop me.
" What business do you have here?" The guard asked powerfully and confused.
" I'm here to buy some supplies." I answer telling half of the truth.
" I'm sorry but we don't want an ugly creature like you in our city now get out of hire." He says coldly
" Trust me you'd be the first to die." I say angrily trying to intimidate him. He begins to ponder about this.
" Fine but don't cause any trouble." He says briskly. I instantly felt good about praying to the stars to make intimidation easier.
" Hmmm. I wonder where I can get some food. I don't need it but it heals me for some strange reason. The ponies inside just stare, and some of them say very mean things like What is that ugly thing, or let's just kill it with fire. I disregard it completely of course, but a few stare at me like I was a brother. They each let their eyes flash red for a second letting me know I wasn't the only blood-sucker around. I see a big white pony looking up at the sky and as she looks my debuffs increase like I was bloodstarved in sunlight. I pull out Ariel's bow and send a bloodcursed arrow into the air cauing the ponies to hit the deck in fear. I sheathe it and smile as the sun is gone and the sky darkens strengthening me. The pony stares daggers at me and talks to a white unicorn and he talks to some ponies in gold armor an then an entire battalion surrounds me. I smile knowing what this meant.
" You are under arrest for attacking the sun." A guard says bruskly.
" Doesn't that sound like something ridiculous to be arrested for?" I ask causing the guard to nod.
" Yes but it is still a crime." He answers sighing a little.
" Then every last guard here shall die." I say before blood covers me and I burst out into my vampire lord form. The guards scream in suprise before charging me.
TO BE CONTINUED..... DUN DUN DUUUNNNN
