A Terrarian's tale: Lost in Wonderland

Marcus sat there, watching the ponies run about, freaking out over a now dead plant, very funny, and interesting. Luna walked over and sat down next to him, she had a few bandages wrapped on her leg and arms, she then sighed, "Tia took away my video games."

"Why would I care?" Marcus asked.

"Cause I wanted to play a game with you," Luna hung her head, making him regret saying that.

"Ok i'm sorry," Marcus said, "I'm just never had any time for gaming."

Luna let out a squee, "Come with me, I have got to tell you about it!" She grabbed his hand and pulled him toward the palace.

Pinkie walked back into the battle field after getting a victory drink, she saw Luna pulling Marcus toward the palace, she fumed as they closed the door to the palace, this would not do, not at all. Drawing her Excalibur Pinkie slowly walked toward the palace, plotting Luna's demise, nothing would stop her revenge, not even cupcakes.

Walking past a few guards who were investigating Plantera, or what was left, Pinkie entered the palace, then followed the laughing, she pasted an odd yet familiar statue, coming up a few flights of stairs, walking through the long hall (like in scary games).

"And what abomination is this?!" Pinkie stopped dead in her tracks, she then turned and got a glimpse at what just insulted her, she found herself face to (ugly) face with a pony in a suit and combed blond hair, a unicorn.

"Just who do think you are?!" Pinkie yelled, "Huh?! Explain Horn head!!"

"My what a foul uneducated beast," the unicorn scoffed at her.

"Watch it pal," Pinkie turned her rage to him, "You are one rude remark away from becoming a snob flavored cupcake."

"My what a temper," the unicorn turned his head up a bit, "but what would I expect when something like you basks in the godliness that is Prince Blueblood?"

Pinkie just stared an imaginary whole through Blueblood's head, "I'm just going to walk away," and she turned to walk away, but then heard from behind her.

"Oh no you will not," Blueblood signaled his guard to hold her down, both being unicorns, which they did without hesitation, "I guess we will just have to beat the disobedience out of my new pet."

Pinkie is processing this information.....

Pinkie is translating through google.........

Pinkie is re-evaluating message.......

Pinkie has found the meaning of the sentence.......

Pinkie is running Nope.avi.........

Pinkie had pulled out her Excalibur, she then fought the force field with all her strength, making it possible for her next move. She swung and severed the horn off of one of the guards, making him fall over in pain, the last guard and Blueblood looked over at the injured guard in horror, then back at Pinkie as she broke free from the force field.

"Now kids," Pinkie began, "It's that time, now we make some prick flavored cupcakes."

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Shirno and Leana were just leaving the last of the badlands, instead of the endless desert, they saw an endless forest, and Leana's singing was endless.

"Why in the name of Redigit did I have to get stuck with you?" Shirno managed to keep a cool head.

"I dunno, why did you come with me?" Leana asked.

"Whatever, where are we?" Shirno asked.

"A forest?" Leana shrugged.

"Right right," Shirno went back to thinking.

They kept walking through the forest for what seemed like an eternity, neither talked or even looked at each other, they both just watched the forest for any movement.

"Man, what an ugly forest, and that's coming from me," Shirno had learned to cope with any surrounding, but this one was just ugly, without reason too.

"At least it's not as hot," Leana rolled her eyes.

"Meh, I prefer the desert to jungle any day," He pulled out a shurukin and spun it a few times.

"Well,*Le sigh*, why don't you take a break then?" She then started humming again, the forest became increasingly darker, until they couldn't see.

"Okay, now I miss the ugly forest," He stopped along with Leana.

"It's alright, I got a shine potion," Leana quickly drank one, when she could see she threw one to Shirno, who drank one.

"Ah sweet light," Shirno went to make a three sixty so he could check his surroundings, upon doing a one eighty he came face to face with someone new, someone he doesn't like.

"Hello!" The person said, making both the Terrarians jump back, both pulled out weapons, ready for a fight, "Calm down you wimps."

"WIMPS!?" Leana hated being called that, but she took a good look at who had taunted her, then proceeded to put her weapon away and take a step back.

"What are you doing here!" Shirno never let his weapon falter for a second.

"Look, if you look for a fight with me you will never win," The person said, placing a hand on the knife and slowly lowering it, "And don't test me little bro."

"Never call me that, you know I hate it," He sighed and put his weapon away, "Serras."

"Clad you haven't changed," Serras said, she was the strongest of the Terra Gaurdians, the only one who rivaled her was Marcus, who was the smartest, and hated fighting other Guardians, she was the strongest who took on the harsh world, and became the first of the new Guardians.

"What is it you want," Leana demanded.

"To go with you!" Serras seemed a little too happy.

"Why?" Shirno was keeping a whole lot of emotions from bursting.

"So i can see Marcus again!" She seemed to have cartoon hearts floating around her, then looked back at them, "And I know the way out of this forest."

"Oh, ok!" Leana forgot she was mad and motioned her to follow.

"No!" Sirno yelled, both stopped and stared at him, he huffed and squinted at them, " You can't just let her tag along!"

"My group, my decision," Leana turned and kept walking with Serras.

"Ugh!" Shirno slouched a bit and followed behind.

"Oh get over it," Serras said with as much kindness as she could allow without sounding like a murderer.

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Marcus had been playing Gaia four, he was being utterly destroyed as Luna waited around every corner, right where he needed to go, and got all the weapons he needed, but it was fun.

"Got the flag!" Luna said, escaping his base.

"Not for long!" Marcus said.

"Just you wait," she was almost at her base.

"Nope!" he exclaimed, he had managed to snipe her before she got to base.

"Hey!" she frowned, and waited to respawn.

"Gotcha, sniper style," he had returned his flag and prepared to defend.

"You're in for it now-" Luna and Marcus jumped when they heard a huge crack, they paused the game and rushed to the hallway, weapons ready. Both stopped when they reached the hall, in the hall there lay two mutilated guards, one still breathing, but the side of his face was cut open. They then noticed Pinkie, who stood there with her Excalibur in her right hand, and Blueblood in her left, dangling in the air, Pinkies' hair was flat and dark.

"Pinkie?" Marcus called, Pinkie turned her head to him, she had an eerie smile one her face, blood around her mouth, but she did no action, made not move, just stared.

"Ooh, more cupcake material," Pinkie dropped Blueblood and started to walk towards Marcus and Luna, the Lunar Terrarian turned and ran toward the throne room, Marcus just stood, with his Paladin's hammer drawn, he really didn't want to do this.

"Pinkie, please, snap out of it, I don't want to hurt you," Marcus felt a pang of sadness, this was not the first time this had happened to someone he knew, he watched as she approached, she never took a misstep, never slowed her pace, and just kept approaching as she lifted her bloody Excalibur.

"I never said I was Pinkie, no, i'm Pinkamena," She struck with deadly speed and power, only to be blocked by the Hammer, she pushed in close as she came close to his face, she held a seductive look as she came closer, while he held an expressionless gaze to hers, "I know you love Pinkie, why not love Pinkamena?"

"Because, she gave me a reason to love her, you did not," Marcus wasted not time as he threw purification powder right into her face, making her cough and fall back, falling to the ground, soon her hair puffed up again, she was back. Pinkie got up slowly, holding her head, sh groaned as she got back up, looking at Marcus with sad eyes.

"I- i..... i'm sorry, I didn't mean to give in," Pinkie felt tears fall as she turned to go, she lost control, why would her still care for her?

Suddenly she felt him embrace her and say something, "It's alright Pinkie, I almost lost control the first time I came into contact with the Corruption, It's alright," He hugged her close and let her cry, he knew, he knew what it felt like to have the Corruption hit, saying and doing things that made you go insane. The source of this Corruption, Blueblood, had fled the scene, leaving the dead guards, and them, right as an army of guards marched in from both sides of the hallway, catching a glimpse of the dead guards, and a bloody pinkie. If things couldn't get worse, it did, as the voice of Celestia called out, "SEIZE THEM!!"