A Terrarian's tale: Lost in Wonderland

Warning: We (The Artist) are not responsible for any seizures due to the amount of fourth wall breaking.

Pinkie stood guard as Celestia healed Luna's injury, she had encountered a number of zombies (some of them ponies) and a couple of Demon eyes, but nothing major, in the corner of her vision she saw a message appear.

The Eye of Chtulu has awoken.

Pinkie truly hoped that Marcus was ok, she knew he was tough but she still worried, and she too didn't want to admit her feelings for him.

"Though did not tell us how thou came to this world," Luna inquired while testing to see if she could stand, she winced as pain shot through her leg.

"Well, me and Marcus were sleeping in our house one minute, then we wake up here, so I dunno," Pinkie shrugged and shot five more zombies.

"Oh my apologies we did not realize that you and him were together, we pray he does not unleash his wrath upon us," Luna had a face of dread glued on, she feared their last encounter.

"What? No, me and him are NOT-" Pinkie stopped mid sentence, then proceeded," HEY what do think you are achieving by making things awkward here, huh Artist?!"

What do you think i'm doing? I'm helping you realize the feelings you have for Marcus.

"Well I don't need help, I already know I love Marcus!"

HAH! Gotcha.

"Hey that was uncalled for! I should kick your butt!"

The two co-rulers looked at each other, confused by this odd half of a conversation they were hearing.

"No! You leave those two out of this! This is just me and you pal!"

Ok! Ok, I just hope that Luna lost her Fourth-wall powers.

"Pinkie, what art thou talking to?" Luna asked trying to follow her gaze, " Oh him. WAIT, YOU are the Artist?!"

OH CREATOR!

"You know this guy?" Pinkie asked pointing into the nothingness. " Oh so you admit you are nothing huh?"

What? No, I just needed a good fill for words there.

"Ahem!"

Oh hi Luna. Hows it goin?

"Thou have lost the right to call me that, you will call us Princess Luna now Ar-"

NO! NOT YET!

"What? Why hast thou told me no?"

That is to be explained later, for now can we return to things?

"Fine, but thou will answer us next time."

Ok fine lets get back to things!

Both Pinkie and Princess Luna looked back at Celestia, she had a look of shear unbelief on her face. "WHAT IS GOING ON HERE??!!!"

" Um, can I explain later?" Pinkie asked, Suddenly there was an explosion from the forest, looked like this matter would have to wait.

"Guess this Matter will have to wait," Celestia said turning toward the direction of the sound.

HAH! Totally called it!

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Marcus pulled out his Mega shark and began to fire at the eye, it reacted by charging him, which he easily dodged. He threw all the grenades he had at the thing, which only pissed off the eye, it turned and charged him again, shooting littler eyes to take him out, easily killed, but he knew the eye meant business.

Marcus could not determine it, but the eye was different somehow, it was more evil maybe? Either way, he would make paste of it, how hard could it be? While on land he made the most of it, Marcus pulled out his Sniper Rifle and took one shot, it went entirely past the eye, only grazing it, he looked at it's health.

18072/23000

Well that explains it, this thing has more hp than the other eyes he fought, and he knew what to do. Marcus pulled out his Nimbus rod and set two clouds above the eye, the effects were instant, the eye roared in pain as the rain quickly melted a small section in the top of the eye, running down its life rapidly.

The Eye of Chtulu charged out of the rain at Marcus, it hit him back a couple of feet, 65 damage, Marcus gasped and dodged a second attack. He couldn't take too many hits from this thing, it had gone beast mode. Marcus used his Mega Shark to lower its health quicker, using his explosive rounds.

11500/23000

The eye went into phase two, a large jaw opened all around the pupil, it spun in circles until the pupil fell out, then roared at Marcus. Marcus pulled out his rainbow rod, ready to go, before he cast a thing he was hit back into a tree, 103 damage, Marcus dodged another attack, and another.

His rainbow rod was flashing and blazing as it sent bright colorful orbs of energy that hit the eye, it was slowly wearing it down, Marcus jumped over the eye as it charged him. He Sniped the eye a few more times, then proceeded to dodge again and check its health.

126/23000

He checked his own health, 41/500 , he couldn't use a health potion for another 45 seconds, better end this now.

Marcus pulled out one stick of TNT and tossed it in the eye's mouth before barely dodging it, The explosion knocked him down for 12 damage, he jumped up and looked for the eye. It's entire being was blown all over the ground, along with a crater. " Stew, yum," Marcus commented in disgust.

A dark energy rose from the remains and formed a smaller version of the former eye, "I AM ONLY THE GATE THAT HAS BEEN OPENED FOR THE CREATURES MUCH WORSE TO COME, YOU WILL DIE HERO." the energy dissipated and Marcus was left alone.

"That..... is a new one."

The Eye of Chtulu has been defeated.

"Again, you don't fail to entertain.

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The night was ending and the town still stood, Pinkie, Princess Luna, and Celestia stood at the tree library, watching the monsters flee the soft light that was now slowly appearing. They were all chatting, " Hey would you two like to get some breakfast? Once they open we mean."

"Sure I would love to! I just worry about Marcus," Pinkie said smiling happily.

" From what you told us," Celestia stated, "He's probably fine."

" Yeah but I still worry," both Princess's smiled.

All three walked slowly to a cafe near the town hall, Pinkie accidentally bumped into a brown stallion, "Oh sorry buddy, didn't see you there."

"It's quite fine miss I believe it was my f-," The stallion stared at Pinkie, "Fault.... well then just got to be going, before I start to see more humans. See you round, just got to go, um, find Derpy."

"Oh Doctor, you poor stallion," Celestia said quietly, she knew him, and his past.

"Um what was that about? Do you know him?" Pinkie asked, turning and looking down the alley, some trash cans and a big blue box, not much.

"He's the residential time keeper," Princess Luna said, watching the stallion run off. "And an odd one."

"Hmm well we best be off," Celestia cheerfully interrupted, she did not want to dwell on the doctor.

They continued to walk to the cafe, talking as if they never saw the stallion, Pinkie liked these ponies, they were kind and strong. As they came into the cafe, the perfect morning light was shining, time for breakfast, they all ordered some delicious breakfast meal, ready to dig in.

Pinkie ordered some waffles, Celestia ordered a morning hay biscuit sandwich, and Luna o- "Princess Luna!" Princess Luna ordered Some wheat pancakes with lovely syrup.

"So since you have arrived, how are things going for you here?" Celestia asked, between bites of course.

"Well things are good, I guess they could be better, and I still haven't met Pinkie Pie yet," Pinkie said, thinking of the good now, "But I met some really nice Ponies who are are called princess, and they are nice, I like them."

Both princess Luna and Celestia laughed, they kinda liked pinkie, she was definitely funny.

"We much enjoy your company Pinkie, you are a nice pony, er person." Princess Luna cheerfully said, and despite the odd looks from others they were getting, she was still enjoying herself, more than she had in a long time.

"I'm starting to get a bit worried, I would have thought Marcus would have come back to tell me about the eye at least." Pinkie said looking out the front window, searching for any sign of him. "He probably has things under control."

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For Marcus Davens, things were out of control, after the night creatures left, a bunch of wood wolves jumped him, they were defeated pretty easily, but formed one large wolf, well crap.

Marcus was walking toward town, he stopped and sniped another leg off the giant wolf, it fell forward and exploded into small sticks everywhere, he knew it would get back up. He turned and watched it reform, it growled at him, the raised his Sniper Rifle and pointed it at the wolf. The wolf whimpered and backed up, then suddenly turned and ran off into the forest, Marcus let out a small laugh.

He walked over to his house and stopped, there was a small cottage a little ways off, how did he miss that? Marcus walked into his home to pick up some more ammo, as soon as he opened the door he stopped. Laying next to a bookshelf was a Yellow pegasus, reading his Waterbolt book, she saw him enter, a soft eep escaped her mouth and she hid behind the bookshelf. He sighed and entered, "Ok, look I don't know who you are, but I won't hurt you, I promise."

The Pegasus stayed behind the bookcase, not daring to move, "Ook, well I will get what I came for and be off," Marcus walked over to one of the chests and opened it to get some ammo, as soon as he pulled out his sniper a small squee escaped the mares mouth, Marcus turned and saw a blue water sphere hit him, then he saw the pegasus run out, holding his waterbolt book.

He didn't mind, these ponies needed the defense, and if the people knew how to make these things, they would be more than well protected. He finished loading his guns and walked out toward the town, he needed to find pinkie.

When he entered the town he actually looked around, lots of odd looks coming his way, he bumped into something, a brown pony, " My bad dude, didn't pay attention to where I was going."

"It's ok it's not the first time today somepony bumped int-," The stallion looked him up and down, "No not again... why must you taunt me, with your being." The stallion kept staring at him.

"I dunno...for teh lulz?" Marcus said shrugging.

The odd brown pony ran away, not what he had expected, but then he had a strange urge to start wearing a fez, how odd. Marcus walked to the tree library, the only place he knew in this odd town of ponies, then stopped and stared at the group of brightly colored mares all talking and arguing, the yellow pegasus was in the middle, so he activated his armor bonus and became invisible.

"Well darling what does it look like?" The white unicorn asked.

"Well it was tall and looked like a shaved Minotaur, but it had a red shirt on and a weird metal thing on its back," The yellow one quietly stated.

"I say we beat it up!" The blue pegasus suggested, who also had rainbow hair, note: avoid the rainbow one.

"Now that sounds like ah poor decision, ya'll know better than tah hurt others without reason Rainbow," The (western?) orange pony said giving 'Rainbow' the stink eye, he was right, Rainbow did fit.

"Fluttershy where did you see this things house?" The purple alicorn asked.

"N-near my cottage, it's a nice house though." Fluttershy answered softly.

"I say we go find it, and throw a welcome party for it," The pink bouncy pony happily bubbled, reminded him of Pinkie.

"Pinkie, I don't think this thing will want a party," The purple unicorn spoke again, but he was interested in the pink pony, her name was Pinkie too?

Marcus decided to talk to the girls, he dropped his camo and walked forward, "Hello, I couldn't help but overhear, and I would like to introduce my self, I am Marcus Davens." He looked at the mares, they all just stared at him with their mouths open in shock.

The yellow pegasus screamed.