A Terrarian's tale: Lost in Wonderland

Pinkie and Marcus stared at the person laying in the bed, neither wanted to find out who it was, but Marcus decided to go. He slowly approached the bed and made sure that the person stayed asleep, he could hear breathing, slow and calm, Marcus leaned in and went to shake them so they would wake.

As soon as his finger touched the arm she screamed and smashed a door over his head, Marcus fell down, wait she? Marcus got back up, he looked at the person on the bed, she was holding a broken door and had a curious look on her face.

She had dark blue hair, sky blue eyes, a blue shirt with a moon on it and dark blue jeans, Marcus realized who this was. "Oh no, this isn't real," Marcus began to freak out.

"What isn't real? Are you ok?" Pinkie asked, watching him freak out.

"Yes what's wrong, is it not ok for me to sleep here for a little rest?" The girl asked, then went wide eyed, "What's wrong with me, we mean us? I don't use... WE never knew this form of speech!"

"REALLY!!? THAT'S ALL YOU NOTICE!?" Marcus yelled, " LOOK AT YOUR HANDS!!"

"Hands? What are h-" Luna stared at her hands, she was still taking it in, "Oh those hands."

Marcus prepared for her to scream again, but she didn't, she only played with her hands and looked at them with curious eyes. She then looked at her legs, felt her legs and wiggled her toes, she was enjoying this, after which she proceeded to feel her face, then suddenly shouted, "HAHA THE CUTENESS HAS BEEN DOUBLED!!"

"Oh, whats up Princess," Pinkie said waving, "Wait.... Princess?"

Marcus couldn't even think, he just stared as she sat there, not being a pony, and it drove him insane. " How you do dis!?" Marcus yelled.

"Why? Do you like it?" Luna winked at Marcus, "Well? You like my new body?" she leaned in closer to him.

"There will be NONE of that!" Pinkie pushed the two away from each other. " Now why are you in our house?"

"I didn't mean to sleep here, I just needed some rest, and this is where I thought to go," Luna said as she looked back at Marcus, "But I do apologize for doing so."

"It's not a problem," Marcus didn't mind.

There was a knock at the front door, " I got it!" Pinkie ran downstairs to go see who it was, " Behave you two!"

Both Luna and Marcus were left to talk, an awkward silence stood, neither knew what to say. "Well," Marcus began, he tried not to look at Luna, he feared that he would fall for her beauty.

"Marcus, I will need your help."

"Why?"

"I don't know how to walk."

Marcus thought about this for a second, "Ok, but it may take some time to get used to."

"Thank you, I appreciate this very much," Luna wanted to learn to walk, she liked her new legs.

"Ok, lets start with standing up," Marcus said, Luna slowly turned on the bed and placed her legs on the floor, she then slowly put her weight on her new legs. Marcus watched as Luna pushed herself up, she suddenly fell left, Marcus caught her and helped her stand back up, this time she only wobbled before she had balance.

"Thanks."

"No problem," Marcus said, she was still a little wobbly.

"So whats the next step?"

"Well the next step is to walk, but I think you aren't ready yet," Marcus doubted she could walk yet.

"ONWARD!" Luna yelled with a smile, she made it three steps before she fell. Marcus dove to catch her, she landed on him and he let out a grunt as he hit the floor, they lay there for a second before Luna spoke, "Less than graceful."

"Hehe, maybe we should work on this later, I suddenly feel light headed," Marcus said before he brought his head up, his and Luna's lips touched briefly, both stared at each other, "Um, I didn't..."

"Well I just-"

"HEY, WHATS GOING ON!?" Pinkie yelled from the doorway, both of them turned to look at her, Pinkie was fuming while Lyra was giggling.

"Um this is not what it looks like," Marcus was about to explain when Luna cut him off.

"What? We kissed, why are you so ashamed hmm?" Luna smiled and winked at Marcus again, "U Jelly Pinkie?"

Pinkie was a raging force of nature now, "Oh you bet!" She pulled out her Excalibur.

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Princess Celestia was having fun hanging with Twilight and her friends, she never really got too many chances to get away from hearing about the latest news from Saddle Arabia, or the war in Afghaneighstan, or escape being worshiped by snotty nobles. Her only concern is that she wondered what happened to Luna, but she dismissed the worry, she only wanted to enjoy this time.

She heard a sudden thud behind her, she turned to spot a small grey pegasus mare with golden hair laying on the ground, all sprawled out. " Hello Derpy, how is it I can help you?"

The mare got up and bowed, " Sorry princess, I'm here to give you a letter."

"A message? Thank you Derpy," Celestia levitated the message over to her.

"It's an honor Princess."

Celestia calmly read over the scroll and gasped, "Whats wrong Princess?" Twilight had interrupted, they were all sitting at the table and staring at her.

"I must go my faithful student," Celestia stood up and began to walk, " Canterlot is under attack."

"Let chaos ensue little Tia."

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Marcus had just finished explaining the whole situation to Pinkie when there was a knock at the door, " Wonder who that could be."

Everyone was at the door when Marcus opened it, Celestia stood there with worry on her face, "Marcus, we need your help."

"What happened?"

"The prisoner we have been holding has finally escaped, an he is Terrarian," Celestia cringed as she saw his face fill with anger.

"Lets get going, we don't know what this fool has pushed him to do," Marcus made no attempt to hide his anger, " Pinkie, get Luna some gear and weapons, we don't know what Jack is capable of."

Celestia looked confused, then she realized that the blue haired girl is her sister," Wha-"

"No time, lets go."

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Jack the guide was having fun, he ripped another guard in half with his Terra blade, Chaos and death and murder, that's all he could thing of. He wanted to find the Princess of the sun, he wanted to personally rip her limb from limb, she would pay for making him suffer.

He turned  and began to exit the throne room, but found his path blocked by a pinkish shield, he saw a lone guard standing with his horn lit outside the barrier, "Stop this right now or my men will be forced to subdue you!"

Jack thought this through, then responded, "Send your men, i would love to tear another one of your kind apart!"

The guard stood there with a disgusted look on his face, " You are a monster!"

Jack pulled out a new weapon he invented, the S.D.M.G, which looked like a dolphin, "Yes, but at least it's a living."

He fired at the shield non-stop, the barrier began to crack, and some holes were punched through by a few bullets. Jack put the gun away and punched the shield, it shattered on contact.

The guard stood there, dazed by the magic shatter, Jack walked toward the stallion with a drawn sword, time to kill the pretty pony.

"I am Captain Shining armor of the royal guard, you will not be recaptured," The stallion took a fighting stance, " You will be killed right now, you are too dangerous to keep alive!"

"Bring it horn head," Jack taunted, " been a while since I did hand to hand."

Both lunged at each other, neither saw the chariot approach the castle.

"Time to step up my game, prepare to have your Jimmies rustled, Mwuhahahaha!"